DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
This just shows how boring Phil has become. We talk for over 10-20 pages now what a swimsuit model Kat has become and also discuss that this can't be real. God damn Phil do something interesting for once. Go back to Twitch. Reveal a second cat. Anything
This is the perfect time for him to reveal that Kat was wearing a fat suit, bring her out on stream in all her 105lb glory and show off her newest bikini in anticipation for summer
 
I bet she showers just as often as Phil now, too. That shower stool he has is doing double duty now.
I remember when the shower broke. I wonder if she just leaned on it.

I am also certain now that they don't sleep in the same bed. There is no way Katherine sleeps upstairs, she would break the floor. She would bring that bitch down.
Katherine and Phil don't sleep in the same bed - confirmed. :story:

Also lads, don't feel bad about laughing at Katherine, because it's Phil's fault.
He makes her part of his streams by bringing her up as if she is some valued member and he uses her to beg and throw pity parties. She is beyond fair game, so enjoy this chance. We might not get another one anytime soon.
 
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Hey DSP, how come 40% of your fans don't think your content is worth 4$? I knew the gifted subs would inflate his count but god damn, THAT many people think his content is worthless?
 
Ok let me put on my tinfoil hat for a moment. :jacefedora:

I think the theories on why it took so long for this image to come out are probably true. A former Fred Meyer Gas employee makes a lot of sense if we examine where exactly this picture was taken from:

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The picture was taken facing the last 3 lanes of the gas station (looking south). Dave was parked on the wrong side, the gas pump was on his right. If we use the white arrows on the ground as reference you can see the layout in the next picture.

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Because you cannot clearly see the bottom of the first arrow here, this picture must have been taking from the south side of the attendant room, not from across the parking lot. Now lets see what this room looks like from the other side.

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DSP was parked in the 2nd spot. Notice the initial picture has a downward angle, allowing the camera to capture an divot in the pavement (circled in blue in this picture). The camera man must have been standing just a few feet from this corner, which either places him/her inside or just in front of the attendant's building.

In summary, this was likely a gas attendant who was standing in the doorway to the building and noticed DSP.
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The door to the building lines up exactly with the divot in the pavement.
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thats what i call a mentally ill no.life detractor living in his parents basement. pig ups!
 
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