If you could go to burger king with an actual king, which one would it be?

[Skitarii]

Martin luther king doesn't count, but albert king does

 

[Ronnie McNutt]

king leopold II

 

[Red Hood]

Charlemagne.

I want Carolus Magnes to both marvel at the speed of food prep and despair at how far we've fallen culturally.

 

[MrTroll]

Does the King of the Jews count?

 

[King Fructose]

Nobody. Only faggots name themselves King.

 

[Skitarii]

Does the King of the Jews count?

Are you not already invoking His name to bless your meals?

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

King Henry the Eighth.
Oh wait, bad choice as he eats a lot.
I better plan on taking him to a Burger King near a park as he built parks when he was alive.

 

[Idiot Doom Spiral]

King Louie from the ORIGINAL Jungle Book.

Not only is he my favourite king, he’s also my all-time favourite nigger. We’d have a rare old fucking time, lobbing Whoppers at the acne-riddled counter scum.

 

[Table Country]

King Louie from the ORIGINAL Jungle Book.

Not only is he my favourite king, he’s also my all-time favourite nigger. We’d have a rare old fucking time, lobbing Whoppers at the acne-riddled counter scum.

And then you'd set the whole thing on fire. Sounds like a good deal to me.

Me I'd take Gilgamesh, just to see him bodyslam an annoying customer when they inevitably start bitching about not getting pickles on their burger or something.

 

[A-Stump]

King George the III so he could see what we did after kicking his ass. He'd prolly cry like a little bitch

 

[Formerly Trucks]

Larry King

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

Does Kaiser Wilhelm II count?

 

[Epic Fail Man]

King Koopa.

 

[Burned CDs]

I'd take a king Cobra or two and let them out of their cages after i blocked the doors.

J/k i wouldn't make them poor snakes be in that disgusting environment.

 

[SCSI]

I'd bring a King Cheetah. The ballpit would be glorious chaos. Plus, they chirp when they're happy, and can you imagine that while feeding him french fries? Day is instantly 2000% better.

 

[Chocolate Wombat]

Frederick the Great. We'd have fun talking shit about the British, the French and Russians.

 

[TheGoodNamesHaveBeenTaken]

By your mention of Albert King I see you are a man of culture.
My first thought was "How do I decide which of the 3 kings (Albert, Freddy or B.B.) to invite?"

However the idea of feeding Whoppers to a chirping Cheetah has me rethinking my choice.
That chirp is the cutest big cat noise I have heard, right up there with purring bobcats.

 

[Gimmick Account]

Probably the one on my street, it's only a couple of blocks away and it's usually not too busy. I'd probably get a breakfast wrap. Hammurabi can try whatever he wants.

 

[mario if smoke weed]

King Harkinian

 

[Russian Bot]

King Terry. God's holy programmer.