DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Probably not, Dave.
(yes I understand what he's saying contextually)
Screenshot_20220610-133143_Chrome.jpg
 
@King of Hateful Slurs any chance you could find more information or pics from that discord user? That picture will unnerve Phil so much. He can't lie about it, it's literally him and Kat caught in 4K! This is like finding gold that's been hidden in plain sight for a year!
I'll introduce myself here then.

To put it simply, I was the one who posted the image to the discord. I don't know why I didn't see this coming but I guess I'm just truly that fucking retarded. So I'll answer a few things and probably be on my way since the whole thing is very simple.

-I did not take the photo. TLDR; me, a friend and a mutual were in a discord call three months ago playing some guilty gear strive. We talked about a lot of shit and DSP happened to have come up. The mutual mentioned he worked at the supermarket that Phil frequents and showed the picture as proof. Simple as that to be honest.

-No, I am not going to add him to get more photos if people are wondering that.
 
Probably not, Dave.
(yes I understand what he's saying contextually)
View attachment 3373348
Something I've noticed (at least with Americans I've chatted with online) is that they tend to make their entire personalities around their demographic or disability. They always add "As a disabled person" or "As a Black person, I" in front of every other sentence. Blindie Brandon seems to fit this bill to a t.
 
I'll introduce myself here then.

To put it simply, I was the one who posted the image to the discord. I don't know why I didn't see this coming but I guess I'm just truly that fucking retarded. So I'll answer a few things and probably be on my way since the whole thing is very simple.

-I did not take the photo. TLDR; me, a friend and a mutual were in a discord call three months ago playing some guilty gear strive. We talked about a lot of shit and DSP happened to have come up. The mutual mentioned he worked at the supermarket that Phil frequents and showed the picture as proof. Simple as that to be honest.

-No, I am not going to add him to get more photos if people are wondering that.
Before you peace out, did he work with Kat at all? There was some point in time where she was working at Fred Meyer as well.
 
Superblindman wants game companies to devote what would be a huge amount of time and money to make them "accessible" for the 20 or so blind people who play video games, in turn taking away actual resources that is intended for the other 99.99998% of players. Fuck off.
He also has a vested monetary in more developers doing this so he can tell them to pay him five figures to come in and tell people how wrong they’re all doing their jobs.
 
Superblindman wants game companies to devote what would be a huge amount of time and money to make them "accessible" for the 20 or so blind people who play video games, in turn taking away actual resources that is intended for the other 99.99998% of players. Fuck off.
Considering SBM has a legit job consulting for shit like this and it's something that can be handled by development staff's B team while everyone else works on more important shit, it's not a terrible idea.

As far as this photo's concerned, I'm now scrambling to think of something to call Kat that isn't "dependapotamus" because Phil was never enlisted, even though that's the exact reason she sticks around.
 
So when do we suspect he quits gaming? 3 months? the speech will be like REACTING IS THE HOT THING DOOD, Gaming is old.
He won't quit, he will slowly add shit to milk for money while he pays easy games because he is old dood.
Saw this posted in a DSP "detractor" discord server figured you guys would want to see this.
View attachment 3370738
According to people discussing this on the DSP Subreddit this is real and the surroundings line up with the local Fred Meyer in Renton.
Can’t wait for Phil’s nightly gin and farms session to see that someone took a pic of him and his fat wife. He’s never gonna leave his middle unit condo again
I'm surprised the paranoid retard doesn't have an axe in his care in case Tevin shows up to mug him, after all aren't all black people criminals who steal purses and shit?
1. I'm pretty sure Dave hates his cousin/sister since she robbed him of his only child status. So why the fuck would she be in Renton?
Um wrong dood, he desn't hate his cousin. She is a drug mule/ crack whore/overdosed in TJ or something, whatever Phil's latest story is.
 
I really don’t get it. He could just shrug it off and say yeah, that’s my wife, we were out together and this guy is a total loser for basically stalking us.
Trolls really rule every waking moment of his existence.
P.S. don’t get me wrong, I enjoy the content drop. When something happens in the pigverse, I am always reminded of Lenin‘s

There are hundreds of pages where nothing happens and there are days where hundreds of pages happen.
Kat the Smokin' Hot Swimsuit Model must feel wonderful being hidden because she's so fat and ugly to her husband.
 
I'll introduce myself here then.

To put it simply, I was the one who posted the image to the discord. I don't know why I didn't see this coming but I guess I'm just truly that fucking retarded. So I'll answer a few things and probably be on my way since the whole thing is very simple.

-I did not take the photo. TLDR; me, a friend and a mutual were in a discord call three months ago playing some guilty gear strive. We talked about a lot of shit and DSP happened to have come up. The mutual mentioned he worked at the supermarket that Phil frequents and showed the picture as proof. Simple as that to be honest.

-No, I am not going to add him to get more photos if people are wondering that.
That's all fine and good but does that mean that there is a guy out there who knows about Phil, frequents a store that he also does and is ballsy enough to take his pictures? It's fine if you don't want to add him but I just want to be sure that there is such a hero out there. Is the friend aware of detractor circles like reddit or kiwifarms?
 
Considering SBM has a legit job consulting for shit like this and it's something that can be handled by development staff's B team while everyone else works on more important shit, it's not a terrible idea.

As far as this photo's concerned, I'm now scrambling to think of something to call Kat that isn't "dependapotamus" because Phil was never enlisted, even though that's the exact reason she sticks around.
This. Accessibility is fine as long as it isn't taking away from the quality of the game itself and is serving a purpose beyond a virtue signal.
 
That's all fine and good but does that mean that there is a guy out there who knows about Phil, frequents a store that he also does and is ballsy enough to take his pictures? It's fine if you don't want to add him but I just want to be sure that there is such a hero out there. Is the friend aware of detractor circles like reddit or kiwifarms?
You quite literally have a photo that answers your question. What do you think?
 
He had mentioned she worked there, but apparently it was a week before she left for another job. Take with that what you will.
Can he confirm for certainty it's Kat in the picture? Or has he already?

I believe it is but I know some don't - so some closure on that at least would be appreciated.

Also, if I am understanding you correctly, he's not a 'detractor' but knows of DSP and circumstances lined up for him to take one random photo one day - that sound about right?
 
Back