DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Coke Zero]

one of the things I enjoy about you kids is if you took a pic of me on any given day, waited a year then showed me it, I wouldn't know when the fuck it was.

 but a pic of Phil leaks and you kids know when it was taken down to the fucking hour.

Not only that but there's already maps and shit explaining exactly what was going on when the picture was taken.

 

[GuiltyGearPlayingSperg]

Can you ask how much money he would want for a 5 second clip of phil waddling around the grocery store?

Either way it would be hilarious if it made its way to phil that detractors are paying people to take pictures of him now. If he was afraid to leave his house before, he's never going to leave the gated community at all if he thinks this could happen again.

No.
Like I said, the man was a mutual through a friend. My literal only interaction with him was that night. I'm not about to go full sperg mode and ask a complete stranger to stalk some fat fuck

 

[FamicomGorby]

one of the things I enjoy about you kids is if you took a pic of me on any given day, waited a year then showed me it, I wouldn't know when the fuck it was.

 but a pic of Phil leaks and you kids know when it was taken down to the fucking hour.

I mean it's just going off of the image file name, which includes the date and time it was taken. It's not exactly autism of figuring out the position of the sun and finding the days where he wore that exact shirt.

 

[snort inquisition]

all this picture says is that kat is fat now which isn't a surprise or there's someone else that dsp is driving around

i get the feeling phil's little powerwalks are to be like "yeah we gotta get in shape again" so kat stops being so fat

either way you guys are thinking about this wayyy too much lamo

 

[GuiltyGearPlayingSperg]

Frankly if you ask me, I don't even think Kat to be honest. Then again it was like what? 3-4 years since we saw her on stream? Eating your feelings and soul away can do a lot. If its Kat, she looks like a fucking man in that shot

 

[JimiHendrix]

I mean it's just going off of the image file name, which includes the date and time it was taken. It's not exactly autism of figuring out the position of the sun and finding the days where he wore that exact shirt.

didn't know the image had the time included. I take it all back then, I'm not impressed with any of you

 

[FamicomGorby]

all this picture says is that kat is fat now which isn't a surprise or there's someone else that dsp is driving around

i get the feeling phil's little powerwalks are to be like "yeah we gotta get in shape again" so kat stops being so fat

either way you guys are thinking about this wayyy too much lamo

While the pic doesn't give much, it is literally the first time anyone has seen Kat in three years.

I also have doubts that Dave is exercising, or at least he's vastly overestimating how much he's exerting himself since from his statements he feels he's burning significant calories from walking a mile and half.

Dave did get Kat an exercise bike, which given this new pic I'm thinking was more of a "hint, hint, hint" thing than an actual gift. I think I remember that broke cause he bought a piece of shit one off Amazon, guess they didn't try again.

 

[PieceofShet]

"No, no thanks".

Because fuck saving money, fuck thinking long term!

EDIT: BTW this is an exploit and MS said they will charge these people normal price.

 

[whirly]

Frankly if you ask me, I don't even think Kat to be honest. Then again it was like what? 3-4 years since we saw her on stream? Eating your feelings and soul away can do a lot. If its Kat, she looks like a fucking man in that shot

I think it's her but it took me like an hour of looking at photo comparisons to see it. So I understand the uncertainty. The weight gain and lack of excessive raccoon makeup combined are what make her look different but she has the same nose and jaw. Frankly though I always thought she looked like a man.

 

[Third_World_Detractor]

Yesterday superchats

 

[Corpun]

In the video, Phil is wearing the same Yoshi T-shir

I'm amazed he goes out in public in these things. Does he do any shirt shopping at all because these fucking things are for teenagers to wear, not adults. How he still fits into these things a decade later is shocking.

During the Rambo & Howard reaction stream, when Howard said "he doesn't give a shit about his friends, his family..." that seemed to really rock Phil. He looked at the camera and said "my family???"

In reality he blamed his dead dyke aunt for his gout, moved about as far away as he could from his parents, no relationship at all with his cousin who he says was more like his sister. If he truly cared he could sell his place and move back to where he has roots. Literally nothing is keeping him in Renton.

Just more reasons why he despises Howard. He really did see Phil for the piece of shit he is.

Because Phil has a autistic definition of family that means his wife and cat son Jasper Kitty. Everyone else can go fuck themselves until he needs money.

aged finely, like uneaten door dash left out for the ants to grab...

Maybe Khet was mad at the ants not because there were ants but because they were stealing from the pigslop Phil orders.

This is, presumably, his cousin nowadays:

I thought Phil was authentic Itahlien? Why does his cousin have a Greek last name?

 

[PieceofShet]

Doesnt look too good 50mins before end. PREMIERE LIVE STREAM.
Unless someone caughs up another 50, i can totally see him not playing this at the second stream, as he planned.

 

[JimiHendrix]

Yesterday superchats

this might be beneficial to put in its own thread. Dunno how useful superchats are just posted daily in the void, but I'm not one of the number man's here

 

[Wasabi Panda]

it's so odd.

Interaction between male and female characters, possibly flirty and he just falls apart rambling, asking really stupid questions, starting the realism-tism and making corny jokes.

 

[Third_World_Detractor]

this might be beneficial to put in its own thread. Dunno how useful superchats are just posted daily in the void, but I'm not one of the number man's here

Search for "Yesterday superchats" and you will find them.

 

[JimiHendrix]

Search for "Yesterday superchats" and you will find them.

yeh I know. I just thought having them labeled appropriately in their own area would be best, studying programming, making things neat and orderly is what I do. but do as you will, doesn't affect me none.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

He wants a windego to come and give rim jobs, well he said lick their butts, to "The males in particular"...

Is he doing this on purpose like he was acting overly cringy during that two weeks he pretty much begged reddit for attention?

 

[Ptolemy]

all this picture says is that kat is fat now which isn't a surprise or there's someone else that dsp is driving around

i get the feeling phil's little powerwalks are to be like "yeah we gotta get in shape again" so kat stops being so fat

either way you guys are thinking about this wayyy too much lamo

Keep in mind there was a significant portion of people in this very thread who were buying into “the kat is now gone” theory. I don’t blame them either, we had nothing but scraps to speculate on until yesterday.

 

[Bigbadyeet]

https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxKH8twJMRRYerZ6iCWNAFabq2z1TNUrLg

No comment

 

[Trappin in the Trap]

I have. Both of them in fact.

I just wish he showed proof of them because I bet they are dainty little things and not a fire axe.

Spoiler: Here you go

That's the Hatchet (Classic Edition), I don't know if we ever got to see the Bedroom Bloodletter™ that he keeps by his bed. The real issue I see isn't that it's cheap or that even if it wasn't, Phil isn't the kinda guy that could chop someone down on short notice or with prep time, It's that you know he doesn't maintain that shit because he didn't even maintain his fucking spinal cord. That thing, if he still has it, is more of a really thin hammer at this point.

When it comes to "self defense" blades (lol), even the shittiest Amazon, black-painted stainless steel, mall ninja, zombie apocalypse Katana is still a blade if it's maintained, a stab is what a stab does no matter how goofy the blade looks. That said I'm saying this as someone doesn't know shit, but still.
If I'm trying to steal from someone, I'm not getting into a duel of life and death, and If I'm such an mentally-ill moron that I'm trying to murder Phil, I'm bringing some range, at least a crossbow, maybe even a big rock.