DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[ReentryPhantom]

kat looking like a dark souls remastered character

It's funny you say that. There is a DaS speedrun by either Elajjaz or Distortion2 that has a character they made that looks like Kat Puft. I'm trying to find it.

 

[Happy Mask Salesman]

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

This really sucks man. Phil did everything right, he did everything correct, nothing wrong and Kat somehow just blew up.

I guess Kat truly is the only one who has been Feasting with the King.

It's literally the restaurants putting so many calories in their food!
In fact also the proportions, thanks America!

Let's not forget about doordash delivering it! They are an accomplice to this.

You know what, it's actually your fault.

you, yes, YOU for giving him tip money to buy it in the first place. Literally nothing he could do here.

 

[Freshtodeath]

What if thats not kat and he's cheating on her with a dude?

 

[gobsmackedmortician]

this photo is a year old ? how bigger is she now ?

 

[TomBradysVagina]

I'm 100% sure it's her now. There's a comparison pic on reddit. She is the only person I've ever seen with those eyebrows. And her nostrils are the same as well. Those two together, especially those weird brows she got confirm it in my mind. Pooooooor Phil. No more swimsuit bod

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

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That's not the same nose.

 

[Fartsyde Dill]

It's getting swamped by Kat today, but today DSP said on stream that he has a Twitch contact who has told him exactly why he got departnered, and it's YOUR fault. Starts at 6:39 in this video:

"I know exactly what happened now, I can't talk about it cos I told someoene I wouldn't because I didn't wanna get someone in trouble. I know exactly what happened, alright. And it's because of assholes tryna ruin my life."

 

[Fill Bern El]

That's not the same nose.

it is, look at the tip of her nose and how it droops a bit

here's another wedding pic that more closely resembles her nose (the makeup & framing makes it look thinner in the pic you quoted)

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Yeah that's his horse.

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It's getting swamped by the gunt of fat Kat, but today DSP said on stream that he has a Twitch contact who has told him exactly why he got departnered, and it's YOUR fault. Starts at 6:39 in this video:

"I know exactly what happened now, I can't talk about it cos I told someoene I wouldn't because I didn't wanna get someone in trouble. I know exactly what happened, alright. And it's because of assholes tryna ruin my life."

man fuck the quote about why he got departnered, mf says he knows about the "identity theft thing." Like, why would you not??? weren't you the one that got your identity stolen?????

 

[Pargon]

You know what? I don’t even care if it’s actually her. I’m going to keep posting as though it is because that would bother Phil more, and I think everyone else should, too.

Phil your spouse looks like Hamberlynn’s ex and that’s not a good thing. Maybe time to start making some salads together okay buddy?

 

[EmpGulcasa]

No, REALLY. I fucking hate the way he speaks.

 

[DarksydePhil's Tits]

You know, I think I know what this makes me think of: that childhood friend who you fall out of touch with, only to look into years later and find out they'd been through hell and have been institutionalized.

Seriously, though, my first reaction upon seeing what a shell of a person she looks like in that pic was "Wow, is the Snort Fort really that bad!?!" (Of course, that was a rhetorical question, but still...)

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

it is, look at the tip of her nose and how it droops a bit

here's another wedding pic that more closely resembles her nose (the makeup & framing makes it look thinner in the pic you quoted)

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Man I love to argue over some dumb minutiae but this is just too fucking stupid even for me.

 

[Robust User]

It's getting swamped by the gunt of fat Kat, but today DSP said on stream that he has a Twitch contact who has told him exactly why he got departnered, and it's YOUR fault. Starts at 6:39 in this video:

"I know exactly what happened now, I can't talk about it cos I told someoene I wouldn't because I didn't wanna get someone in trouble. I know exactly what happened, alright. And it's because of assholes tryna ruin my life."

He knows exactly what happened yet he can't sit still nor look directly into the camera while saying it. Sure...

 

[Forsaken Wanderer]

It's getting swamped by the gunt of fat Kat, but today DSP said on stream that he has a Twitch contact who has told him exactly why he got departnered, and it's YOUR fault. Starts at 6:39 in this video:

"I know exactly what happened now, I can't talk about it cos I told someoene I wouldn't because I didn't wanna get someone in trouble. I know exactly what happened, alright. And it's because of assholes tryna ruin my life."

"If people didn't report me for breaking TOS then I never would have been kicked out of the Twitch partner program dood"

Phil is lucky that he has the extra height so he is able to pile on more fat before he gets the Jabba look his wife has. No wonder he is so desperate for the extra tips, she must plow through the Doordash like a steampunk hippo.

 

[Corpun]

Either Phil buys the smallest bottles of tart gout cleansing cherry juice or he is drinking way too fucking much if one bottle only holds two glasses. Then again considering his old drinking habits where it always seems he had half or less of a bottle of alcohol within reach I shouldn't be shocked. Also Karen Burnell ranting and whining a company moved their brand product to an aisle instead of noticing adverts or asking for help. Phil since you will be reading this to make excuses about the Khet photo lay off the gin and DoorDash, that will stop gout flare ups.

Fucking retard Burnell probably pissed himself thinking he had to ask a employee where it was. Good to see Mr. Business Degree knows how to run every company from a grocery chain to Triple A game developers.

 

[marlintan]

You know, the best way to find out who it is. Is to accuse Phil of cheating in that photo.

That said, goddamn she looks like a fat Asian boy.

I'm not that fat dick head

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

It's getting swamped by the gunt of fat Kat, but today DSP said on stream that he has a Twitch contact who has told him exactly why he got departnered, and it's YOUR fault. Starts at 6:39 in this video:

"I know exactly what happened now, I can't talk about it cos I told someoene I wouldn't because I didn't wanna get someone in trouble. I know exactly what happened, alright. And it's because of assholes tryna ruin my life."

here's a protip for you phil: if you weren't such a piece of shit worthless human being people wouldn't fuck with you.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

It's getting swamped by the gunt of fat Kat, but today DSP said on stream that he has a Twitch contact who has told him exactly why he got departnered, and it's YOUR fault. Starts at 6:39 in this video:

"I know exactly what happened now, I can't talk about it cos I told someoene I wouldn't because I didn't wanna get someone in trouble. I know exactly what happened, alright. And it's because of assholes tryna ruin my life."

So DSP is blaming himself? Because it was his own greed and stupidity that caused him to get departnered. If it wasn't the "hateful slurs", it was him continually breaking the exclusivity agreement, which he read out loud on his stream and was too dense to put two and two together.

 

[Genichiro]

You know what? I don’t even care if it’s actually her. I’m going to keep posting as though it is because that would bother Phil more, and I think everyone else should, too.

Phil your spouse looks like Hamberlynn’s ex and that’s not a good thing. Maybe time to start making some salads together okay buddy?

He needs greens but not that kind of greens dood.

Veggies are not for matoor adoults.