Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[The Un-Clit]

Though this is nothing new, hopping in and out of this thread from time to time and hearing about him trying to make contact with Heard (either through song or any future potential lawsuit), along with the other noticeable events have been an absolute lollercoaster. Aside from the curses of being a failed man and being born with Moebius Syndrome, it's as if he's also cursed to live a life where he can experience no instances of post-nut clarity whatsoever.

So here are my takeaways about the guy. No matter what he does...

1. Amber Heard will never suck him his penis.
2. Any other female celebrity will never suck him his penis.
3. Any other thots from Instagram, Twitter, Onlyfans, etc. will never suck him his penis.
4. Any other prostitute will never suck him his penis.
5. Any other female in general will never suck him his penis.
6. If Russhole turned gay, bi, or any flavor of tranny for whatever reason, any other male, lesbian, bisexual, and tranny will never suck him his penis.
7. Any person that is disabled in general will never suck him his penis.
8. If Pipsqueak tries the fucked up Chris Chan route, any other family member in general will never suck him his penis.
9. If Shit Lips tries the furry route, any other animal or furry in general will never suck him his penis.
10. Any other corporation/company will never suck him his penis.
11. Any U.S. courts can hand out restraining orders to Greer, affirming the fact that any other person or entity will never suck him his penis.
12. Greer will never suck him his own penis.

Let me know of anything else that needs to be added to this list.

I really didn't think anyone would be able to beat that particular joke into the ground so hard that I never wanted to see it again all by themselves, but you've proven me wrong and an underestimator of the power of autism. Grats, fam.

 

[Bell Peppers and Beef]

I really didn't think anyone would be able to beat that particular joke into the ground so hard that I never wanted to see it again all by themselves, but you've proven me wrong and an underestimator of the power of autism. Grats, fam.

Fuck, didn't think that it was that old.

I think I'll shut up for my own good while you guys fight on and get a good laugh at the funny looking cow.

 

[Drowningman]

Oh Oh Russ is about to go through a " I'm like Justin Bieber" arc.
Justin has a disease which paralyzed one side of his face so expect the retard with the keytar to reach out to him or try and use this for a bigger advantage.

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/justin-bieber-diagnosed-rare-disorder-200757187.html

 

[DrJonesHat]

Fuck, didn't think that it was that old.

I think I'll shut up for my own good while you guys fight on and get a good laugh at the funny looking cow.

If you're gonna keep posting in this thread, change your goddamn avatar. It's giving me a seizure and I don't have epilepsy!

 

[kcbbq]

Oh Oh Russ is about to go through a " I'm like Justin Bieber" arc.
Justin has a disease which paralyzed one side of his face so expect the retard with the keytar to reach out to him or try and use this for a bigger advantage.

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/justin-bieber-diagnosed-rare-disorder-200757187.html

Beiber won't have any issues getting laid.

 

[Boom Boss]

Fuck, didn't think that it was that old.

I think I'll shut up for my own good while you guys fight on and get a good laugh at the funny looking cow.

Nothing wrong with your post. For some reason everybody is sperging out in this thread tonight. Sorry we don't have new material on a lolcow that keeps disappearing off the internet.

 

[StinkySnack]

Nothing wrong with your post. For some reason everybody is sperging out in this thread tonight. Sorry we don't have new material on a lolcow that keeps disappearing off the internet.

The only people sperging out are you and him.

He, at least, realized it and stopped though.

 

[Boom Boss]

Shit Lips

Any reason why you call him Shit Lips?

 

[StinkySnack]

Any reason why you call him Shit Lips?

Please go away.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Any reason why you call him Shit Lips?

Are you new?

 

[The Whore of Babylon]

a lot of farmers should learn to be patient inbetween dry periods in a thread. it'll come, friends. just be patient or browse other threads meanwhile

 

[StinkySnack]

a lot of farmers should learn to be patient inbetween dry periods in a thread. it'll come, friends. just be patient or browse other threads meanwhile

No one is being impatient, nor is it dry.

 

[DrJonesHat]

No one is being impatient, nor is it dry.

No, he's got a steady stream of content right now. I imagine we'll get a flood once the judge issues their final ruling in the AGT suit. I'm glad he's back on Facebook, because I bet we'll get a nicely-reasoned, well thought out post why AGT should have ordered Heidi Klum to fuck him live on national television while his accommodations play in the background.

 

[Damien Thorne]

Bieber will end up looking like a melted plastic bag. But Greer will always be worse on the inside.

 

[moseph.jartelli]

Any reason why you call him Shit Lips?

His moebius syndrome affected his mouth (as evidenced by his speech) leaving him with almost no lips. In an attempt to correct it, skin from his anus was grafted to his mouth. It did not work.

 

[Boom Boss]

His moebius syndrome affected his mouth (as evidenced by his speech) leaving him with almost no lips. In an attempt to correct it, skin from his anus was grafted to his mouth. It did not work.

Jesus that's disgusting. I can't believe he actually went through with that.

 

[StinkySnack]

Jesus that's disgusting. I can't believe he actually went through with that.

My god, dude.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

My god, dude.

I can't tell if he's joking, or we found someone actually brain dead.

 

[CWCissey]

Looks like we have confirmation that summer is here.

 

[DrJonesHat]

My god, dude.

Should I order an emergency airlift of the good booze for you?