DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[BlistexBlueLips]

Phil is using this "twitch contact" lie to weasel his way back to Twitch. This time he will be under the Just Chatting section of twitch for his new reaction BS

 

[Peko]

I think my favorite part of the new gas station picture is Phil's face. Maybe its just after suffering the dude for so many years but its like you know how he talks. With his mouth open and Khet's dead inside expression, I can only imagine that he's pigsplaining to Khet the history of gas stations and how his family has connections with them.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

Wait, why does DSP need "cherry juice" for his health?

 

[But I Digress]

Wait, why does DSP need "cherry juice" for his health?

Because he has absolute dogshit insurance.

If he had gotten a decent plan he could get his conditions treated and under control. Instead he has to use home remedies.

He could also skip WWE Champion pulls for a couple days and then he could afford his prescriptions and doctor visits.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

this is amazing, he really doesn't understand human interaction. Doesn't understand emotion, doesn't understand sarcasm, doesn't understand friendly banter and this is a stupid game.

wow...

 

[King Nutsack]

What a surprise, Phil isn't wearing his corrective lenses while driving, which, IIRC, is illegal for him to do (didn't Rambo talk about that at some point?)
I really hope this selfish prick gets ticketed for pulling this shit, or better yet gets his license suspended. I generally don't let myself get annoyed by the constant immoral stuff he does, but he could literally kill someone because he's scared someone might call him a nerd or some shit.
We all know how bad his eyesight from the constant squinting he does. It even looks like he's squinting in the photo.
Fuck this inconsiderate piece of shit.

I feel like this got glossed over in light of all the obsessing over whether or not it's Kat and how fat she's gotten.

But I agree with this 100%. We all know his eyesight is shit, he posted that grumpy Instagram pic years and years ago of him wearing glasses, and we know he's supposed to wear them when he's driving. Of course he probably thinks those idiot eye doctors are secret detractors, Phil is a perfect human being with no flaws, his eyes are in fact just fine.

It's a good thing the hermit only leaves his cave once a week, but that's still one day a week where the motorists of Renton are in danger. I hope he fucking drives his car into a ditch because he seriously needs to get into an accident that doesn't affect any bystanders.

 

[Robust User]

Because he has absolute dogshit insurance.

If he had gotten a decent plan he could get his conditions treated and under control. Instead he has to use home remedies.

He could also skip WWE Champion pulls for a couple days and then he could afford his prescriptions and doctor visits.

What is it with him? He milks $100's of thousands from his audience, yet he drives a cramped Corolla and has minimal-to-no health insurance. Is life to him all about instant gratification?

 

[Sup3r]

It's getting swamped by the gunt of fat Kat, but today DSP said on stream that he has a Twitch contact who has told him exactly why he got departnered, and it's YOUR fault. Starts at 6:39 in this video:

"I know exactly what happened now, I can't talk about it cos I told someoene I wouldn't because I didn't wanna get someone in trouble. I know exactly what happened, alright. And it's because of assholes tryna ruin my life."

Phil, for the love of God, please shut the fuck up. I thought you've known why you were departnered for over a year, with the "email" that accused you of "hateful slurs". Is that claim now false and there was a different reason or is this just a new ploy for pity since the the income hasn't been as steady as over 300 per day.

And the "identify theft thing"? You mean when your bank transactions were made public? The "thing" you were supposed to be the victim of? Now you are acting like it has nothing to do with you? Fuck off.

And fuck right off with the whole "I've changed, please stop" bullshit. When did you "change" Phil. When you used Leanna's panic attack for clicks? When you faked being a bachelor while flying a woman across the the country? When you lied about your parents "dying" to fund a trip to CT and then got married? Lied about struggling financially when you his your cat for a year and scammed 2k to reveal it? When you tried to lie about being foreclosed on? Bullshitting your way to bankruptcy? Doxxed one of your own fans? Lied about having depression to get out of taking responsibility for being a piece of shit? When you monetised your response to your "friends"? If you have changed phil, you've changed for the absolute worst, and you know it.

 

[Chernabog3000]

The same thing happened when leanna lived with him, she started to gain weight.

Straight to them sweet sweet titties. Leanna could use a few pounds, shed just become more bangable. Not a big fan of big jugs on petite broads, khet just fat with no titties. She probably got them nyan cat arms and legs for titties.

 

[Third_World_Detractor]

Is life to him all about instant gratification?

No the instant gratifications is to silence the voices in his head.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

What is it with him? He milks $100's of thousands from his audience, yet he drives a cramped Corolla and has minimal-to-no health insurance. Is life to him all about instant gratification?

Is that a rhetorical question? We know Phil would rather skimp out on doing actual work in order to satisfy his ego with "press X to win" games, not to mention being so lazy as to get his parents to fly over and clean his place for him. I've said it before, but he's become so lazy that he's actually become efficient to a certain extent.

 

[King Nutsack]

yeah, round it down, pigboy

 

[ReentryPhantom]

Phil, for the love of God, please shut the fuck up. I thought you've known why you were departnered for over a year, with the "email" that accused you of "hateful slurs". Is that claim now false and there was a different reason or is this just a new ploy for pity since the the income hasn't been as steady as over 300 per day.

And the "identify theft thing"? You mean when your bank transactions were made public? The "thing" you were supposed to be the victim of? Now you are acting like it has nothing to do with you? Fuck off.

And fuck right off with the whole "I've changed, please stop" bullshit. When did you "change" Phil. When you used Leanna's panic attack for clicks? When you faked being a bachelor while flying a woman across the the country? When you lied about your parents "dying" to fund a trip to CT and then got married? Lied about struggling financially when you his your cat for a year and scammed 2k to reveal it? When you tried to lie about being foreclosed on? Bullshitting your way to bankruptcy? Doxxed one of your own fans? Lied about having depression to get out of taking responsibility for being a piece of shit? When you monetised your response to your "friends"? If you have changed phil, you've changed for the absolute worst, and you know it.

The bank account leaks weren't nearly as illegal as pulling his credit report by bruteforcing his SSN

 

[Jack Scarefani]

I think it's time for a new poll.

Who would you rather have sex with:

A. Phil's real adult wife Fat Kat
B. Wing's wife of convenience Smelly Kelly
C. They are fat and I wouldn't have sex with them individually.
D. Phil

This please

 

[Iron Hamster]

It's getting swamped by the gunt of fat Kat, but today DSP said on stream that he has a Twitch contact who has told him exactly why he got departnered, and it's YOUR fault. Starts at 6:39 in this video:

"I know exactly what happened now, I can't talk about it cos I told someoene I wouldn't because I didn't wanna get someone in trouble. I know exactly what happened, alright. And it's because of assholes tryna ruin my life."

He's tried this gaslighting already. Everyone knows that he's known since the beginning why. He just keeps trying to spin it so it doesn't look like his fault. He said recently that he 'legally' couldn't say anything. He is beyond stupid.

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

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yeah, round it down, pigboy

"for some reason"

Yeah, I've been scratching my head as to why as well Phil!

Probably the games fault for not entertaining your audience! Yes, that's it!! Nevermind I figured it out, this stupid fucking game isn't able to entertain your dentheads, *sigh leg slap* what can you do, it's not like it's your jahhhhb to "entertain."

 

[Chernabog3000]

*fingernail biting intensifies*

 

[Corpun]

Wait, why does DSP need "cherry juice" for his health?

He read on WebMD or somewhere that it stops gout flare ups. This way he can still consume the amount of booze he always has.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

It's getting swamped by the gunt of fat Kat, but today DSP said on stream that he has a Twitch contact who has told him exactly why he got departnered, and it's YOUR fault. Starts at 6:39 in this video:

"I know exactly what happened now, I can't talk about it cos I told someoene I wouldn't because I didn't wanna get someone in trouble. I know exactly what happened, alright. And it's because of assholes tryna ruin my life."

Phil came hard with the deflections today. MY WIFE must be really mad.

 

[But I Digress]

What is it with him? He milks $100's of thousands from his audience, yet he drives a cramped Corolla and has minimal-to-no health insurance. Is life to him all about instant gratification?

Addict behavior. Other facets of your life get starved for money so you can pump it into your vice.