Orbiter Isabella Loretta Janke / Maxine Sidero / Bella / Kelly Osborn / @10anon - "The Final Troll of Christory", Animal Abuser, Discord Wannabe Cult Leader, Crusty Suicide Goblin, Estrogen Dispenser

[AnOminous]

Everyone here insinuating that Chris made a "choice" between Barb and Fiona are operating off the faulty premise that he had to choose at all.

He chose one course of action over another. He could have taken the right hand path, but he took the left, and he's paying the price. The fact that he's really shitty at decision-making and doesn't know the consequences of his actions doesn't mean he didn't pick the left turn.

I don't even think he thinks in a rational enough way that he thinks "if I do this, this will happen" or "if I do this, that will happen." But he does choose. He just does it very, very poorly. In this case, he chose something he had to know was wrong or he wouldn't have lied about it.

 

[A-№1]

In this case, he chose something he had to know was wrong or he wouldn't have lied about it.

Fucking THIS.

Always remember this. Chris knew what he was doing was wrong, and then did it anyway. This is what shows Chris isn't just clueless and spergy, but is actively malevolent.

 

[Michael Janke]

I don't even think he thinks in a rational enough way that he thinks "if I do this, this will happen" or "if I do this, that will happen." But he does choose. He just does it very, very poorly. In this case, he chose something he had to know was wrong or he wouldn't have lied about it.

chris has the mentality of instant gratification, and he doesn't care about the consequences until after it's happened.
though chris does have some semblance of their being consequences to actions. remember when he pepper sprayed the gamestop employee, then hid his face as he did it to hide his crime.

 

[JasonMetloney]

He chose one course of action over another. He could have taken the right hand path, but he took the left, and he's paying the price. The fact that he's really shitty at decision-making and doesn't know the consequences of his actions doesn't mean he didn't pick the left turn.

I don't even think he thinks in a rational enough way that he thinks "if I do this, this will happen" or "if I do this, that will happen." But he does choose. He just does it very, very poorly. In this case, he chose something he had to know was wrong or he wouldn't have lied about it.

I don't think Chris is nearly as dumb as he portrays, I believe he does that as a way to get away with his crimes and antics.

Edit: Don't get me wrong he's genuinely fucking retarded, but I don't think he's even close to being as retarded as he wants us to believe as he wants an excuse for his behavior.

 

[xXRonPaul_42020Xx]

He chose one course of action over another. He could have taken the right hand path, but he took the left, and he's paying the price.

I would like to point out that, despite how funny it is to imagine that Fiona was his destined heartsweet from the ground up and he traded it all in for sweet sweet barbussy, if Chris had followed through with the mushroom queens bizzare lesbian blackmail rape scheme he probably would also be paying some kind of hefty price today.

If he made the right choice or not ultimately comes down to how Fionussy measures up to Barbussy. Which is a hypothetical only the bravest of weens could answer.

 

[SwanSwanson]

Everyone here insinuating that Chris made a "choice" between Barb and Fiona are operating off the faulty premise that he had to choose at all. If a choice was made, it was the choice to both fuck his mother on the regular and throw a pity fuck at Fiona while hoping to also fuck Bella. He did not think he would get caught, so it wasn't an "either or" situation. The fat narcissistic piece of autistic shit wanted all of it so that's why he took what he could when he could, and would have taken more had anyone else been so retarded as to offer themselves up like Fiona seemed to be inclined to.

Yes, Chris had "standards" at one point: no alcohol or drugs, only white women, 18+ up to his own age, etc. But in the terminally pathetic and horny state that he was in when he decided to rape his mother, do you think he was actually "choosing" her over someone else? That would require him to not only think into the future, but also to determine that he would get caught for it and thus not get any 18 year old autistic pussy or 20 year old fungal pussy.

TLDR: You'd have to be nearly as stupid as Chris to believe that he "chose" Barb over Fiona, or any other hypothetical opportunity for that matter.

What you people don't understand is that Fiona is a weird shortbus autist

Yeah Fiona is a a genuinely sweet attractive girl who actually thought Chris was interesting but she had autism guys! Why would Chris want to soul bond with her? She may have fit literally all of Chris Chans other standards specifically being a white, non smoking attractive female who's younger than he is but she has autism guys. You guys have to understand that Chris didn't even do nothing, free my nigga .

 

[Ass Johnson]

Very upset that we never got Fiona feet pics. Very happy that Chris got jailed before he could ruin her life.

 

[PsychoNerd054]

I honestly don't know what's worse. People who simp for fungal vagina or for autistic vagina.

 

[Altera]

I honestly don't know what's worse. People who simp for fungal vagina or for autistic vagina.

Well there's nothing physically wrong with autistic vagina. That said, any girl who enthusiastically wants to fuck Chris chan for they're disgusting man fetish has a hole Id recommend condemned for health and safety osha violations.

 

[Ass Johnson]

Well there's nothing physically wrong with autistic vagina. That said, any girl who enthusiastically wants to fuck Chris chan for they're disgusting man fetish has a hole Id recommend condemned for health and safety osha violations.

And thankfully she had enough brain activity to say "fuck this I'm out" after the Barb shit came out and the initial shock subsided.

 

[DiscoRodeo]

And thankfully she had enough brain activity to say "fuck this I'm out" after the Barb shit came out and the initial shock subsided.

Sort of.

She had the sense to realize "Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh, this is way fucked up and not something that should be sat on", wanted to go to the police (Bella lied and said that she already had) and then leaked it to the web.

This was when she found out that it was Chris raping his mother, not the other way around- which she seemed to think it was initially*

She did return briefly for an AMA on reddit, got cold feet when told that this was a bad idea, and largely has not been seen since.

Anyways, a much more standard reaction than compared to Bella

 

[KingFrampt]

Sort of.

She had the sense to realize "Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh, this is way fucked up and not something that should be sat on", wanted to go to the police (Bella lied and said that she already had) and then leaked it to the web.

This was when she found out that it was Chris raping his mother, not the other way around- which she seemed to think it was initially*

She did return briefly for an AMA on reddit, got cold feet when told that this was a bad idea, and largely has not been seen since.

Anyways, a much more standard reaction than compared to Bella

You're forgetting the part where she mentioned she was still attracted to Chris Chan and also blamed Kiwifarms for the blowback on Bella and the drama etc.

I fully expect to see her name pop back up on this forum at some point for something unrelated to CWC, she may be a victim but you can't help spergs like her

 

[PsychoNerd054]

You're forgetting the part where she mentioned she was still attracted to Chris Chan and also blamed Kiwifarms for the blowback on Bella and the drama etc.

I fully expect to see her name pop back up on this forum at some point for something unrelated to CWC, she may be a victim but you can't help spergs like her

It's fucking upsetting really, she's a junkie. The minute you give her access to the internet, she's bound to do something edgy, stupid, or desperate, only to then wind up in more trouble.

 

[NikkisCrustyGusset]

I don't think Chris is nearly as dumb as he portrays, I believe he does that as a way to get away with his crimes and antics.

Eh... No.
He never sees that he is at fault. That mindset can come across as dumb & naive because it appears he doesn't understand what's going on. But he does.
He knew what he was doing with Barb was wrong because he specifically hid it from Null and lied about who it was, he was stupid enough to fall for Bella's bullshit about 'mother and daughter' relationships and all... Because he fancied Bella. In a way Bella was no different than Lord Silly Nipples or Blue Spike... Be a girl that Chris finds attractive and make the puppet dance.

This is no sub par Vincent Gigante or the guy from this story https://youtu.be/EJqSJ2jXEU0
Chris IS as thick as pig shit.

 

[Pointless Sperg]

He knew what he was doing with Barb was wrong.

There's a big difference between understanding that some people will see something as wrong, and knowing that it's wrong.

If you are in a country that is majority Muslim, almost everyone might condemn you for eating pork, but deep inside you know that's okay because it tastes so good.

Chris likes his pork, and feels compelled to talk about the mysterious juicy meat he's eaten, but will only admit that it was pork to a girl he wants to fuck and thinks that she might be turned on by the idea of a forbidden pork dinner, because she keeps writing pork-eating fanfiction.

 

[Santa Fe Swag]

Everyone here insinuating that Chris made a "choice" between Barb and Fiona are operating off the faulty premise that he had to choose at all. If a choice was made, it was the choice to both fuck his mother on the regular and throw a pity fuck at Fiona while hoping to also fuck Bella. He did not think he would get caught, so it wasn't an "either or" situation. The fat narcissistic piece of autistic shit wanted all of it so that's why he took what he could when he could, and would have taken more had anyone else been so retarded as to offer themselves up like Fiona seemed to be inclined to.

Yes, Chris had "standards" at one point: no alcohol or drugs, only white women, 18+ up to his own age, etc. But in the terminally pathetic and horny state that he was in when he decided to rape his mother, do you think he was actually "choosing" her over someone else? That would require him to not only think into the future, but also to determine that he would get caught for it and thus not get any 18 year old autistic pussy or 20 year old fungal pussy.

TLDR: You'd have to be nearly as stupid as Chris to believe that he "chose" Barb over Fiona, or any other hypothetical opportunity for that matter.

There's a big difference between understanding that some people will see something as wrong, and knowing that it's wrong.

If you are in a country that is majority Muslim, almost everyone might condemn you for eating pork, but deep inside you know that's okay because it tastes so good.

Chris likes his pork, and feels compelled to talk about the mysterious juicy meat he's eaten, but will only admit that it was pork to a girl he wants to fuck and thinks that she might be turned on by the idea of a forbidden pork dinner, because she keeps writing pork-eating fanfiction.

I always get a laugh out of thinking about how he must've initially felt so satisfied with himself. Probably set his tism on fire. He couldn't hold it in and then everything just crumbled. At least he couldn't hold it in. Imagine if he told nobody and was routinely raping Barb on the reg for the last year or so. None of us would know anything, we would just go about our days thinking he's just some innocent retard lolcow, not even knowing what he was doing to Barb behind closed doors.

 

[A-№1]

There's a big difference between understanding that some people will see something as wrong, and knowing that it's wrong.

Most people are smart enough to know it's society that decides right from wrong. Mostly because society has all the torches and pitchforks. Chris, however, sees other people as NPCs.

 

[Maradontia]

It's fucking upsetting really, she's a junkie. The minute you give her access to the internet, she's bound to do something edgy, stupid, or desperate, only to then wind up in more trouble.

Isabella Loretta Junkie.

 

[A Gay Retard]

It's fucking upsetting really, she's a junkie. The minute you give her access to the internet, she's bound to do something edgy, stupid, or desperate, only to then wind up in more trouble.

She’s more like Chris than she knows.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

Isabella Loretta Junkie.

I still cannot fathom how she thought she would successfully manage to spin this shit into a coherent narrative in her favor.

Correct me if I am wrong, but it was Fiona who leaked the audio correct? And then Janke came in and try to spin it by releasing another version of it?