DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Piece of Peace]

So is Phil going to gin tweet about how the evil detractor kiwi farts leaked a photo of him and Kat XXL?

No, you get this instead.

 

[capefear56]

FYI lowest tipped night stream per the tracker, 4th lowest tipped stream day. Here's the current leaderboard:
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Half of the lowest tips streams since you started tracking have been in the last 3 months. 4 of the 5 lowest have been in the last two months.

 

[Anya15]

some of you fine farmers need to join CSI. there's criminals walking free and you're wasting time on the internet.

More like farmers are just too good for the csi.

 

[PieceofShet]

One digit tips stream! You love to see it.

 

[Sugar Puppet]

After coping about the low support stream, he complains that the game cost 70 bucks as if to try to garner sympathy but then immediately admits a fan donated the game.

 

[PieceofShet]

Im not sure DSP knows what crossplay means.
Or was he planning to buy both console version so he can run away from trolls again??? In this case, why is he happy for this?

Can someone translate this one from phil to earth english?

 

[Robust User]

His streams aren't even about playing video games, discussing video games, or discussing anything really. His streams revolve entirely around whether he hit the tips goals or not. That's it.

 

[But I Digress]

Im not sure DSP knows what crossplay means.
Or was he planning to buy both console version so he can run away from trolls again??? In this case, why is he happy for this?

Can someone translate this one from phil to earth english?

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It doesn't matter. He'll say it doesn't play like Street Fighter should and the net rollback code is garbage. Then run back to his lame version

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Beg tweet embedded in the schedule segment

Please swing by and support EITHER stream tomorrow or Kat will starve and lose weight

 

[HerrKlicks]

Im not sure DSP knows what crossplay means.
Or was he planning to buy both console version so he can run away from trolls again??? In this case, why is he happy for this?

Can someone translate this one from phil to earth english?

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Yes, he is delighted because only having to buy one version means the other 60 dollars can go back into the door dash budget.

Happy wife, happy life.

Don't blame you for asking tho, we aren't adults with business degrees and full-time landwhale wives living in serious, adult houses...

 

[Misao Hyper]

Phil fits being a wrestling fan more then most here probably understand(which is not an insult, if you made it this far without being a wrestling fan you are better off then I am.)

• Hates WWE, but gives them money
• Talks about how everything he dislikes is dying in the way wrestling fans claim the current billion dollar industry with successful companies in dozens of countries is dying
• If things aren't done exactly to his liking(in wrestling known as booking) it is bad and the people in charge are stupid and know less then him
• If things are good it's the greatest thing to ever fucking exist and is run to the ground because of recency bias
• if anyone disagrees with him they are a mark or a fan of {insert company he hates} or a troll

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

It's getting swamped by the gunt of fat Kat, but today DSP said on stream that he has a Twitch contact who has told him exactly why he got departnered, and it's YOUR fault. Starts at 6:39 in this video:

"I know exactly what happened now, I can't talk about it cos I told someoene I wouldn't because I didn't wanna get someone in trouble. I know exactly what happened, alright. And it's because of assholes tryna ruin my life."

I fucking swear every 2 weeks the Twitch partnership retcon goes back and forth from "I STILL DON'T KNOW WHY THEY BANNED ME FROM THE PARTNERSHIP AND THAT'S ILLEGUL!" to "I FOUND OUT WHY I LOST MUH PARTNERSHIP AND WOULDN'T YA KNOW IT... IT'S DA TROLLZ!" Pick one narrative and stick to it, retard.

 

[Misao Hyper]

I fucking swear every 2 weeks the Twitch partnership retcon goes back and forth from "I STILL DON'T KNOW WHY THEY BANNED ME FROM THE PARTNERSHIP AND THAT'S ILLEGUL!" to "I FOUND OUT WHY I LOST MUH PARTNERSHIP AND WOULDN'T YA KNOW IT... IT'S DA TROLLZ!" Pick one narrative and stick to it, retard.

He has picked a narrative, he has picked a narrative for life. That narrative is fuck you for remembering but fuck you how can you not remember and this covers all his bases and he can block accordingly with whichever one fits at the time, this one being fuck you for remembering you weirdo detractor you.

 

[Wurstbrot]

Remember guys, he's totally an ally.

https://twitter.com/PoemsMystery/status/1535472288132476928

Happy Pride Month everyone

Spoiler: Besides that...

... just another example of Phil's incapability to tell a joke.
Start the first sentence, then just stop. You made the joke, congratulations.
But no, Phil Burnell needs to overreach and explain uuuh uh ehm they catch butts the uuuh you know uuuh you know the uuh uh THE GAYS, ACK ACK ACK.
My god he's bad at this.
And btw this reaction was completely unprovoked, according to Poem.

 

[Balr0g]

Beg tweet embedded in the schedule segment

Please swing by and support EITHER stream tomorrow or Kat will starve and lose weight

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Anyone else thinks that we should put the begging tweets / videos into a separate thread? (Like the daily shit uhm wrap? Would be a nice listing for his increased begging. Just a thought.

Also Phil I can tell you the reason: your Reack streams b3eld your little cult dry. Remember? You hit every tips goal and dressed like a muppet so of course there is no money left in the bank. That or you are just not entertaining enouigh for walking sims

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Happy Pride Month everyone

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Spoiler: Besides that...

... just another example of Phil's incapability to tell a joke.
Start the first sentence, then just stop. You made the joke, congratulations.
But no, Phil Burnell needs to overreach and explain uuuh uh ehm they catch butts the uuuh you know uuuh you know the uuh uh THE GAYS, ACK ACK ACK.
My god he's bad at this.
And btw this reaction was completely unprovoked, according to Poem.

As dumb as this is I still find "problematic" Phil 100 times funnier then the sterile PC Phil he tries to pretend he is. His videos are so boring a lame gay joke is amusing when compared to the rest.

 

[Pisstrooper]

Also Phil I can tell you the reason: your Reack streams b3eld your little cult dry. Remember? You hit every tips goal and dressed like a muppet so of course there is no money left in the bank. That or you are just not entertaining enouigh for walking sims

He knows those little bitches are still holding out on him. If they could stop being selfish and buy only store brand like Phil, then he could pay his bills AND take his hippo out to dinner. He only gets one day off and the economy has been tough for him, it really has.

Joking aside, I think he views them as an inexhaustible supply of money who are just choosing not to support him more on a slow stream because he always says he doesn't get it or blames the game. He slipped up once on a low tip stream and said, "This sucks I can't force you guys to contribute".

 

[RaidenAUndertale]

He sounds like he has been shouting...

Maybe he had to argue with Kat because of the leaks?

nationwide manhunt to troll him

This is such a funny concept made even funnier by the fact he actually believes that!

No, you get this instead.
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Why did you tag Asmon directly? Could it be clout chasing? Why did you say "F" instead of "fuck"? You're not above using slurs you actually swear all the time, Phil. Disgusting greed monster. I hope Asmongold sees this and makes fun of you. It would be funny if even he roasts you for balding.

Also, regarding the low stream income. Could it possibly be related to the Kat leak? Phil has amassed an audience of coomers, autists and degenerates so maybe now that they see his wife is an ugly whale they are repulsed?

 

[Meerkat Ink]

I fucking swear every 2 weeks the Twitch partnership retcon goes back and forth from "I STILL DON'T KNOW WHY THEY BANNED ME FROM THE PARTNERSHIP AND THAT'S ILLEGUL!" to "I FOUND OUT WHY I LOST MUH PARTNERSHIP AND WOULDN'T YA KNOW IT... IT'S DA TROLLZ!" Pick one narrative and stick to it, retard.

All the narratives he pushed, as I remember

• "they didn't tell me and they have to"
• "they don't have to tell me and I understand that"
• "the trolls reported me internally to Twitch staff"
• "the trolls mass reported my streams and Twitch didn't know what to do but remove me"
• "the trolls made a compilation of things that SOUND like hateful slurs but are not"
• "I know why they kicked me out but I can't legally tell you"
• "I know why they kicked me out but I won't tell you to protect my family
• "they told me why but gave no proof"

Nothing like a guy keeping his story straight

 

[ProvenWrong]

Also, regarding the low stream income. Could it possibly be related to the Kat leak? Phil has amassed an audience of coomers, autists and degenerates so maybe now that they see his wife is an ugly whale they are repulsed?

If that was true I'd denounce reality and confirm I'm living in the Twilight Zone.

The bank leaks proved he was dropping massive amounts of dough on Door Dash, Curls and Twirls, and whatever with the itune shit. The pigs still didn't leave..

If they left cause Kat was fat I'd donate my left kidney to the black market