E3 (but not really) 2022

[Blitzsneed]

"lets talk to the developers"

JUST SHOW ME TRAILERS, IM TIRED OF THE CUTESY SHIT. PLEASE!

DEATH.

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

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This shit looks like it was drawn by Sophie Labelle

Aight, that's it. All of these indie "developers" need to be put in front of a fucking firing squad, post-haste.

 

[I (Don't) Have A Gun]

What in the Christ is this?

VTubers...

 

[CIS White Droid]

How the fuck did they manage to one up the cringe of wholesomegames???

 

[Chode]

Game Devs React to uncompromising praise. I'm learning so much about the game development process and what their work means to them.

 

[CIS White Droid]

These people are fucking boring, but I could listen to people like John Carmack talk about game tech that I barely understand for hours. These people are just charisma vacuums.

John Carmack actually has talent and didn't just make his games in a premade engine with purchased assets

 

[Cantercoin]

DEATH.
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why is there a sparkledog on stream?

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

John Carmack actually has talent and didn't just make his games in a premade engine with purchased assets

Not to mention, those games were made for actual men (aka, those who are most likely to play games). Case in point:
This is the art for Wolfenstein 3D:

BJ kicking Nazi ass and taking names.

This is the art for the "modern" Wolfenstein:

The same BJ, kneeling like a little bitch before YASSS KWEEEN Nazi, because we can't have *gasp* a man hitting a woman!

There is no better comparison between past gaming and modern gaming.

 

[Point Man]

This is the art for the "modern" Wolfenstein:

That's promotional art, at least show the actual cover art for Wolf 2.

The same BJ, kneeling like a little bitch before YASSS KWEEEN Nazi, because we can't have *gasp* a man hitting a woman!

Also lmao

 

[I (Don't) Have A Gun]

30 minutes before the next one

 

[Blitzsneed]

Well, 28 minutes until more suffering.

 

[Slightly Apathetic Mario]

Not to mention, those games were made for actual men (aka, those who are most likely to play games). Case in point:
This is the art for Wolfenstein 3D:
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BJ kicking Nazi ass and taking names.

This is the art for the "modern" Wolfenstein:
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The same BJ, kneeling like a little bitch before YASSS KWEEEN Nazi, because we can't have *gasp* a man hitting a woman!

There is no better comparison between past gaming and modern gaming.

New Order and Old Blood were pretty good, since Old Blood had a lot of references to Return to Castle Wolfenstein, and New Order was legit them jumping the shark even more than the 2009 game.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

 

[trent]

A guy in the youtube chat had a great point: these devs have an unprecedented amount of development tools at their disposal and this is the shit they choose to make.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

 

[I (Don't) Have A Gun]

A guy in the youtube chat had a great point: these devs have an unprecedented amount of development tools at their disposal and this is the shit they choose to make.

Modern tools and technology but they choose to make games from several decades ago...
The best tools can't make you creative or innovative I guess.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

 

[CIS White Droid]

Modern tools and technology but they choose to make games from several decades ago...
The best tools can't make you creative or innovative I guess.

That's part of the problem. These people think they ARE creative.

 

[Slightly Apathetic Mario]

That's promotional art, at least show the actual cover art for Wolf 2.
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if the guy wanted to make a point, he should've showed the Youngblood cover art instead of Wolfenstein II, but then again no one remembers this game (for good reason)

 

[Celebrate Nite]

And that's it for whatever the fuck this stream was