Cultcow Russell Greer / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%
  • Null

    Votes: 1,449 55.9%
  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%
  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 607 23.4%

  • Total voters
    2,594
Daddy's probably visiting and drove him to the grocery store and is staying the night in his bed while Rustypoo takes the couch. I don't believe anyone would be insane enough to live in Vegas with no AC.
The Twain Estates website doesn’t mention AC, but this apartment guide site does say they have AC, as you would expect (archived here when it’s finished processing).
 
Look at My Swinging Bachelor Pad.
I enjoy the very deliberately placed weight right in the middle there. #gymshark.

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I'm catching up on recent developments and I have to go back to Greer's announcement that he's writing another song with the intent to pitch it for commercial use. We've seen how Greer tends to approach these things: pay for a list of ice-cold industry contacts, and spam them with his “awesome story” and a link to his soundcloud account.

I don't know anything about the music industry, but this seems inefficient, if nothing else. I was curious about what it actually takes, so I googled this article: How To Get Songs Placed in Film and TV (8 Rules You Need To Know). And now, with slightly more knowledge than I had 10 minutes ago, I can say with all confidence: this will never happen for Greer.

The writer makes it clear that the best course of action is to get a licensing agency to rep you. However, he also notes that it is possible to get a song placed via a cold call, under very specific circumstances. After reading the article, I can't imagine Greer doing any of it. Literally 0.0% of it.

I especially can't imagine him paying for instrumental versions of his songs (which hadn't occurred me before). He relies heavily on other people's talent to play the instruments, sing the lyrics, record the session, arrange it, mix it, and produce the final recordings. The only part of his songs that is 100% Greer is the lyrics. Remove those, and is there anything left of his original concept?

The author also makes the point that the song needs to be universal, and it should be pitched for a real, existing, specific project. Greer does the exact opposite, writing a song about a specific person, and putting it out there in the hope that somebody somewhere will love it so much they'll figure out a way to use it.

The way Greer does these things couldn't be more wrong if were actively trying to shoot himself in the foot.
 
I enjoy the very deliberately placed weight right in the middle there. #gymshark.

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I'm catching up on recent developments and I have to go back to Greer's announcement that he's writing another song with the intent to pitch it for commercial use. We've seen how Greer tends to approach these things: pay for a list of ice-cold industry contacts, and spam them with his “awesome story” and a link to his soundcloud account.

I don't know anything about the music industry, but this seems inefficient, if nothing else. I was curious about what it actually takes, so I googled this article: How To Get Songs Placed in Film and TV (8 Rules You Need To Know). And now, with slightly more knowledge than I had 10 minutes ago, I can say with all confidence: this will never happen for Greer.

The writer makes it clear that the best course of action is to get a licensing agency to rep you. However, he also notes that it is possible to get a song placed via a cold call, under very specific circumstances. After reading the article, I can't imagine Greer doing any of it. Literally 0.0% of it.

I especially can't imagine him paying for instrumental versions of his songs (which hadn't occurred me before). He relies heavily on other people's talent to play the instruments, sing the lyrics, record the session, arrange it, mix it, and produce the final recordings. The only part of his songs that is 100% Greer is the lyrics. Remove those, and is there anything left of his original concept?

The author also makes the point that the song needs to be universal, and it should be pitched for a real, existing, specific project. Greer does the exact opposite, writing a song about a specific person, and putting it out there in the hope that somebody somewhere will love it so much they'll figure out a way to use it.

The way Greer does these things couldn't be more wrong if were actively trying to shoot himself in the foot.
Russ has announced a few times he's going to get his songs used in commercials and on TV. No clue how he intends to do this.

But this is the same Russ who wastes his time pitching songs to modeling agencies because he likes sexy ladies and that's where the ladies are...
 
His moebius syndrome affected his mouth (as evidenced by his speech) leaving him with almost no lips. In an attempt to correct it, skin from his anus was grafted to his mouth. It did not work.
Whoah, I though he was called shit lips because it was just a way to make fun of his fucked-up mouth. I missed the part where the surgery he had added some colon to his face. That makes it so much funnier. Thanks bro, you just made my next four hours.
 
Russ has announced a few times he's going to get his songs used in commercials and on TV. No clue how he intends to do this.

But this is the same Russ who wastes his time pitching songs to modeling agencies because he likes sexy ladies and that's where the ladies are...
ah yes I'm sure big corporations would want their brand to be associated with songs about taylor swift and dominican women
 
Russ has announced a few times he's going to get his songs used in commercials and on TV. No clue how he intends to do this.

But this is the same Russ who wastes his time pitching songs to modeling agencies because he likes sexy ladies and that's where the ladies are...
He doesn't understand how the entertainment industry works(shocker). He thinks all famous people travel in the same circles, and if he sends his song to Random Model #8234, she'll call up the music producer she knows and BAM! Russ is famous like he should be.

ah yes I'm sure big corporations would want their brand to be associated with songs about taylor swift and dominican women
Or that said big corporations would want to be dragged into one weirdo in Vegas's idiotic crusade to smear one of the world's most popular pop singer/songwriters.
 
Whoah, I though he was called shit lips because it was just a way to make fun of his fucked-up mouth. I missed the part where the surgery he had added some colon to his face. That makes it so much funnier. Thanks bro, you just made my next four hours.
I had a feeling that some folks here would take @moseph.jartelli's post seriously and start parroting it.

Let me state this plainly: RUSSELL DID NOT HAVE SKIN FROM HIS ANUS GRAFTED ONTO HIS LIPS. IT WAS A JOKE, AND I'M SORRY THAT SOME OF YOU ARE TOO HUMORLESS TO UNDERSTAND IT.
 
I had a feeling that some folks here would take @moseph.jartelli's post seriously and start parroting it.

Let me state this plainly: RUSSELL DID NOT HAVE SKIN FROM HIS ANUS GRAFTED ONTO HIS LIPS. IT WAS A JOKE, AND I'M SORRY THAT SOME OF YOU ARE TOO HUMORLESS TO UNDERSTAND IT.
I was eagerly awaiting this as I read those posts lmao straightshootin up in here
 
I had a feeling that some folks here would take @moseph.jartelli's post seriously and start parroting it.

Let me state this plainly: RUSSELL DID NOT HAVE SKIN FROM HIS ANUS GRAFTED ONTO HIS LIPS. IT WAS A JOKE, AND I'M SORRY THAT SOME OF YOU ARE TOO HUMORLESS TO UNDERSTAND IT.
Perhaps dumb, but humorless? I though it was funny, hardly the reaction of a humorless person. However, your reaction to me having a laugh seems to indicate some psychological projection. Seriously, practically every post I see of yours is going off on how we aren't making fun Greer the right way.
 
Seriously, practically every post I see of yours is going off on how we aren't making fun Greer the right way.
That's dumb. I've never suggested any proper way to make fun of him. I correct false information and that's about it. There's enough incredible, true, material to make fun of Russ for without parroting the false stuff.
 
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Yes Russ, you're just so important that multiple campaign workers are stalking you for your vote!

ONE person put those cards on your car. They're endorsing Republicans in separate races - one for Congress and the other for Senate. Dumbass.
 
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That's dumb. I've never suggested any proper way to make fun of him. I correct false information and that's about it. There's enough incredible, true, material to make fun of Russ for without parroting the false stuff.
Got it. You're the Ministry of Disinformation, glad to have you. Now let me lurk until Greer does something more interesting than mediation, appeals, and hitting on Insta-thots; shit's been boring lately. Come on, Russ, you haven't let us down yet. Make a new spectacle. I know you can do it.
 
Got it. You're the Ministry of Disinformation, glad to have you. Now let me lurk until Greer does something more interesting than mediation, appeals, and hitting on Insta-thots; shit's been boring lately. Come on, Russ, you haven't let us down yet. Make a new spectacle. I know you can do it.
His instathot comments are some of my favourite posts tbh.

If you haven't read it yet, you have to read the Taylor Swift book. In my opinion it is the best Russ content in the thread.
 
His instathot comments are some of my favourite posts tbh.

If you haven't read it yet, you have to read the Taylor Swift book. In my opinion it is the best Russ content in the thread.
I watched the Rekeita streams going over the book. Sriacha might be irritating as fuck but the experience was better than reading it myself. The video where Null joined in was the best part. The insta-thot shit is basically popcorn at this point; tasty but unsatisfying. I need more, I need him making more court filings trying to minimize his conviction of cyberstalking. I need candid audio of him in court getting fucked in the ass by the judge. For the love of god, I need him whining about how a person, perhaps from this very site, fucked him out of his plea deal by sending info to the prosequtor. Whining at @Peachygoddess69 for not giving him a blowjob for his $10 venmo is just not enough, goddammit.
 
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