Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

Marc83 said:
Boogie2988 the Martyr
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He can’t tell even a simple story without lying.
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Of course its a lie. Most people would just hang up if they realize youre fucking with them. I feel bad for the young women who have to call him however.

"Hello, this is Kira from Company X how are you today?"
"Oh not good, the reddits are making fun of me. But I feel better after hearing your cute voice."
"Oh...thanks? Anyways I want to talk to you about...."
"Are you single? Im a pretty well known youtuber. I could probably pay you more money than your job..."
-dial tone-

"Im such a stud...time to tell twitter how amazing I am again."
 
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Kuritan Deplorable said:
I'm leaning all boogie, to be honest. When you are that fat, its basically impossible to cool down without sweating heavily, and a sticky sweaty shirt will feel worse and make you even hotter. That's why fatties laze around as close to naked as possible, its usually super uncomfortable for them otherwise.
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Still he has no excuse doing that on TikTok. He can put a fucking shirt on for a video that only lasts like 20 second. Nah, he is just a creepy, perverted fat monster.
 
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MoreCopeMoreRope said:
If only we could all be experts on fast food like boogie is.
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I've been laughing to myself for a few minutes, I really don't know how to comment.

He's literally a broke morbidly obese fast food addict complaining more and more about money and he gives you advice how to save some money while ordering McDonald's.
 
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It's funny how they all use the excuse "easier" when referring to how easy it is to hit a drive through rather than cook. I meal prep 99% of my food and yes groceries have gotten more expensive, but nowhere near what fast food has become. A large value menu at most places is close to $10 now, but that much can make me 4-5 meals of chicken rice and broccoli easily. Is it easier too get fast food? Fuck yea it is, but is it cheaper or healthier? Hell no.

Like all things in Boogies life, he wants to put in zero work.
 
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Marc83 said:
It's funny how they all use the excuse "easier" when referring to how easy it is to hit a drive through rather than cook. I meal prep 99% of my food and yes groceries have gotten more expensive, but nowhere near what fast food has become. A large value menu at most places is close to $10 now, but that much can make me 4-5 meals of chicken rice and broccoli easily. Is it easier too get fast food? Fuck yea it is, but is it cheaper or healthier? Hell no.

Like all things in Boogies life, he wants to put in zero work.
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Seriously! I was thinking about how easy it is to prep 7 days worth of overnight oats. Just add milk and you’re good. Grab an apple with it and you have a week of health breakfast around 350 calories for $10 total. It boggles the mind how lazy this man is.
 
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Mayo Style Sauce said:
Seriously! I was thinking about how easy it is to prep 7 days worth of overnight oats. Just add milk and you’re good. Grab an apple with it and you have a week of health breakfast around 350 calories for $10 total. It boggles the mind how lazy this man is.
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The sad thing is he has (had?) more than enough money to get someone else to do it for him.
 
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If Steven made his money as a feckless kid and shitted it away he would have a good excuse.

The problem is he was in his late 30s early 40s at the "height" of his career. A grown adult. Had he just portioned 5% or so of his income in those years to some solid mutual funds he wouldn't need to humiliate himself shirtless on tiktok as a near 50 year old man.
 
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Sicilian1984 said:
If Steven made his money as a feckless kid and shitted it away he would have a good excuse.

The problem is he was in his late 30s early 40s at the "height" of his career. A grown adult. Had he just portioned 5% or so of his income in those years to some solid mutual funds he wouldn't need to humiliate himself shirtless on tiktok as a near 50 year old man.
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There’s still no reason for him to humiliate himself shirtless on tiktok as a near 50 year old man tbh
 
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pineapple chunks on pizza said:
Here is that prank call.

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A good prank call will have the person on the other end speak so you can hear their reaction. Its what makes them entertaining, some idiot spewing nonsense as the other person gets confused or pissed off. Boogie did not do this, it seems he just recorded himself saying this dumb shit and passed it as a prank call.
 
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An amusing freudian slip from Boogie.

Instead of getting an ice cream and going to the gym, he could have stayed at home and not eaten over 200 calories of dessert. I'm genuinely wondering if putting a 400lb body with a bad knee (and who knows what else) through exercise is even a good idea instead of simply eating a reasonable amount of food.
 
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uberzilla said:
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An amusing freudian slip from Boogie.

Instead of getting an ice cream and going to the gym, he could have stayed at home and not eaten over 200 calories of dessert. I'm genuinely wondering if putting a 400lb body with a bad knee (and who knows what else) through exercise is even a good idea instead of simply eating a reasonable amount of food.
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The best slip ups he has are the ones he makes before going to bed and letting it marinate for 9 hours until he wakes up.

Usually he doesn’t even go back and fix the mistake but instead just spams a few more tweets to bury it, now everyone waking up and checking Twitter will see this as his last post.
 
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