🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[ANiggaNamedElmo]

Ralph, find a hat that fits your freakish melon head or stop wearing hats. You have to realize how ridiculous you look right now.
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[Sicko Hunter]

Ralph has become a reaction channel to a reaction channel of his own retardation lol.
Get a job and support your children.

There is a bigger chance of Ralph getting sober, being a good father and losing 100lbs then him ever working a 9 to 5. I genuinely think Ralph would rather overdose then work a normal persons job. His ego is so over inflated he sees wageslaving as something for lesser people. I see him OD'ing out of spite when he runs out of money.

 

[break these cuffs]

There is a bigger chance of Ralph getting sober, being a good father and losing 100lbs then him ever working a 9 to 5. I genuinely think Ralph would rather overdose then work a normal persons job. His ego is so over inflated he sees wageslaving as something for lesser people. I see him OD'ing out of spite when he runs out of money.

I honestly thought narcissistic internet has beens would never kill themselves given how many of them are cows and just slither their way through life. They'd always be a couple steps away from making it big again in their own minds. Then Lowtax completely fucked himself and ate a bullet rather than deal with it. Gunt is the kind of person to completely torch his own life and then be too lazy, selfish, and mentally ill to try to even try to recover from it.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Ralph, find a hat that fits your freakish melon head or stop wearing hats. You have to realize how ridiculous you look right now.
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I think this is how floppy haired YouTube zoomers wear their hats and Ralph wants to be one desperately and Meigh wants to fuck one desperately.

 

[Burd Turglar]

Ralph, find a hat that fits your freakish melon head or stop wearing hats. You have to realize how ridiculous you look right now.
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The reason he's a cow is even though he knows he looks retarded, he wont change. Same reason he dramatically rips off his sunglasses to act like a bad ass but it's just his knee slappingly hilarious googly eye.

 

[AltisticRight]

Ralph, find a hat that fits your freakish melon head or stop wearing hats. You have to realize how ridiculous you look right now.
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How can you see a face like this and not want to punch it repeatedly?

 

[Temperance]

Ralph almost forgot about getting in a car accident last year. His life is just too eventful.

Ralph talking to a Kiwi in the sneedchat. Look carefully at his sunglasses (right between his eyes) to see the guntwaves in chat.

Ralph was complaining about Flamenco's game volume being too loud, and some Kiwis commented that Ralph's TTS spam was just as annoying. He copes about it.

LOL

Ralph copes about his compression socks. They're just pulled-up socks; it's a 90s fashion statement, ayylawgs!

You ayylawgs think you're milking Ralph for content, but really, HE is the one milking you. And because of this, he will never have to get a real job like some kind of pleb.

 

[LadiosSopp]

Ralph almost forgot about getting in a car accident last year. His life is just too eventful.
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Ralph talking to a Kiwi in the sneedchat. Look carefully at his sunglasses (right between his eyes) to see the guntwaves in chat.
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Ralph was complaining about Flamenco's game volume being too loud, and some Kiwis commented that Ralph's TTS spam was just as annoying. He copes about it.
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LOL
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Ralph copes about his compression socks. They're just pulled-up socks; it's a 90s fashion statement, ayylawgs!
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You ayylawgs think you're milking Ralph for content, but really, HE is the one milking you. And because of this, he will never have to get a real job like some kind of pleb.
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God he sounds absolutely sloshed.

 

[Gaunt King Ithan Rilph]

Happy happy 666, Ethan Ralph looks like this:

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(Thin filter applied and rejected like a bad kidney.)

Stolen from here

 

[Robust User]

I'm seeing double here. 4 titties.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

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Since we know how the fat pig loves his “thought experiments” (despite not knowing the definition), I briefly contemplated how Ethan would react to this. My first thought was him raging about how “some aylawg Twitter faggot STOLE MUH IP!!!!!” and drinking champagne after getting the guy’s account suspended. So thank you for the lawlz.

It wouldn’t be a bad idea to wear a “WWERD?” bracelet. Just think about it — then do the opposite and you might not always succeed, but you won’t be a deformed, obese deadbeat father, convicted felon, elder mother abuser and overall loser.

 

[Smarty Pants]

And because of this, he will never have to get a real job like some kind of pleb.

He's not qualified to work a real job. I reckon even factories in the US would think twice before hiring a convicted felon and a sex offender.

He's got no education, no skills, no experience. Ralph you have no choice but to lick Nick's taint on the internet for $3 superchats.

 

[An automatic clown]

He's not qualified to work a real job. I reckon even factories in the US would think twice before hiring a convicted felon and a sex offender.

He's got no education, no skills, no experience. Ralph you have no choice but to lick Nick's taint on the internet for $3 superchats.

Factories are now far more selective in who they hire. You are correct, he wouldn't be able to get a "good paying manufacturing job"
The best he could do is a temp agency.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Factories are now far more selective in who they hire. You are correct, he wouldn't be able to get a "good paying manufacturing job"
The best he could do is a temp agency.

I think UPS hires felons— or at least that’s what I heard a gaggle of black niggers discussing outside a convenience store recently. But Ralph isn’t physically fit enough to do any manual job they offer, nor does he have a clean driving record.

My fear is he’ll have Mantsu open an in-home daycare to bring in money. She’ll stay home and molest kids while he’s on the road three weeks a month. Such an arrangement would suit them both just fine.

 

[RandomShirtlessMan]

If Ralph has a mirror, would he see eight titties? If he grew another tit inbetween the four, that would make it ten and upgrade him from Rage Pig/Bog Hog to Slow Sow.

 

[AltisticRight]

If Ralph has a mirror, would he see eight titties? If he grew another tit inbetween the four, that would make it ten and upgrade him from Rage Pig/Bog Hog to Slow Sow.

He would need a massive mirror to fit.

 

[An automatic clown]

I think UPS hires felons— or at least that’s what I heard a gaggle of black niggers discussing outside a convenience store recently. But Ralph isn’t physically fit enough to do any manual job they offer, nor does he have a clean driving record.

My fear is he’ll have Mantsu open an in-home daycare to bring in money. She’ll stay home and molest kids while he’s on the road three weeks a month. Such an arrangement would suit them both just fine.

I think Ups hires felons for the warehouse and sorting centers. The delivery and OTR drivers have to be clean and presentable.

 

[Harlan Wick]

I think Ups hires felons for the warehouse and sorting centers. The delivery and OTR drivers have to be clean and presentable.

As long as someone is willing to throw money at him for yelling at the Internet it really doesn't matter which companies will or won't hire him. He'll chose any path that feeds his narcissistic behavior and disillusions of hood royalty. Hell, if Gunt had to choose between a job or irl livestreaming while panhandling in front of a business with free wifi, the Ragehog would have a narrative as to why irl wifi squatting is a Ralphamale move.

 

[GaryGrey]

I think UPS hires felons— or at least that’s what I heard a gaggle of black niggers discussing outside a convenience store recently. But Ralph isn’t physically fit enough to do any manual job they offer, nor does he have a clean driving record.

My fear is he’ll have Mantsu open an in-home daycare to bring in money. She’ll stay home and molest kids while he’s on the road three weeks a month. Such an arrangement would suit them both just fine.

UPS, Amazon, really any warehouse with a felon rehabilitation program will hire without asking questions. They will also promote rapidly if you work hard. Guy had manslaughter+DUI, Amazon was the first place he found out of jail and in like two months was shift manager. By now he probably running the whole site. Does help this guy was pretty smart aside from the whole killing a person. Either way warehouses will happily take anyone willing to work.
Mantsu and that home will never pass the requirements necessary to get a child care license. Big part of the requirement is separate rooms for different age groups as well as having a clean (not smoke smelling) home. So unless they move and Ralph stops smoking inside it will never happen.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Guy had manslaughter+DUI, Amazon was the first place he found out of jail and in like two months was shift manager

That’s a very recent development, then. I used to live near a major Amazon distribution center and it was locally somewhat controversial that they wouldn’t hire felons.

Mantsu and that home will never pass the requirements necessary to get a child care license

Lol as if they’d even bother trying to get licensed. I was not fully serious, but the idea of multiple toddlers being present when Ralph finally is swatted is enough to make me regret putting the idea out there.