Gross Luna Slater / funeral1996 / rotten2thecore1996 / howl1996 / junkhun & Matthew Schumacher / Lurch - Heroin Addict, Discount Courtney Love, fucking grimy

[TerrorCorpCEO]

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I'm still extremely confused as to why they asked her near elderly mother to watch over their squat. If something were to happen in that horrible neighborhood, then what the fuck would she be able to do to protect it against potential robbers? Dumb.

 

[hunter biden]

"She's just so toxic and carcinogenic"
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Lurch math: $1.00 → $1.25 = nearly 300% increase
Gotta love the economics tangent in the middle of explaining Luna's traumatic injury.
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Spoiler: Misc. lurch tweets

Bonding and oversharing with another baseball fan
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"we live in a society"
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"chills my blood thinking of someone killing me in my deli"
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That lurch lock screen was a jump scare. Imagine looking at your phone to check the time and seeing that. Jesus. It’s so sad she’s so deluded into thinking he’s her beautiful grunge soulmate. He looks like an old man who died in that picture. If he was not a junkie she would be repulsed by him. He would be just another dirty old man who contributes nothing to her aesthetic.

 

[Zdzislaw Beksinski]

"I'M NEVER SPEAKING TO MY MOM AGAIN!!!"

More like, "I won't be talking to her again until July 31st, when I will be in need of a new place for my Easter Island statue & I to trash".

 

[Sketch]

What's that girls name again? Kelly or something? The one who had to get her legs amputated? Luna was posting in her sub (or a sub about her?( For a little bit a couple months ago. It was literally the first thing I thought of when I saw that hole in her arm.
As someone who's battled Benzo addiction for 15 years, all that crazy suicidal shit goes away after you stop using benzos. Your anxiety is better and you realize that no one was ever stealing from you, you were just high AF. I feel like this downward spiral is just going to get worse. Benzos are literally the worst. And I hope her script is legit (from a real pharmacy) because the bar benzos where I live, that you get on the street are usually laced with fentanyl.

 

[Iron Hamster]

I'm still extremely confused as to why they asked her near elderly mother to watch over their squat. If something where to happen in that horrible neighborhood, then what the fuck would she be able to do to protect it against potential robbers? Dumb.

Much less after she was allegedly raped there. Her mother was only plopped there so the authorities didn't start shuffling out the garbage.

 

[opie]

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How baked do you have to be to think that picture is good enough to post on multiple social media sites? Lmao

 

[Jaded Optimist]

Does this confirm Luna is blind? She just posted a pic where she has pubes.

 

[Amphotericin B]

Let Luna enjoy her cutesy retarded discharge instruction arts and crafts. Some day she’ll have the kind of diagnoses and treatments that she’ll be too disgusted and ashamed to craft with, much less share with others. Good luck making hep C, osteomyelitis, and the House in Virginia kawaii as fuck.

 

[Hugh Wotmaet]

Does this confirm Luna is blind? She just posted a pic where she has pubes.
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I think she’s trying to save face rather than admit there were pubes in with her ‘meds’

 

[Cyber Goose]

The victimhood never ends. This bitch never takes responsibility for anything - she's the borderline personality poster child.

 

[ghostly roasted]

What's that girls name again? Kelly or something? The one who had to get her legs amputated? Luna was posting in her sub (or a sub about her?( For a little bit a couple months ago. It was literally the first thing I thought of when I saw that hole in her arm.

If god is real, he should bless us with this wound becoming the beginning of Luna’s Kelly Ronahan era.

She best get to pickin’ though, July’s coming fast and she’s running out of grift time to keep the “we have thousands saved up for rent!1” thing going

 

[formerfatcow]

Luna really wants her tumblr followers to know Lurch is her phone background, second screenshot of her lock screen posted in 12 hours.

Cow crossover- Luna nursed her wrist while reading ALR's fanfiction.

Spoiler: Lurch tweets about gun control

 

[Loony Tunes]

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It’s always someone else’s fault isn’t it? It was hee psychs fault and now it’s her moms fault. Good god

 

[Confederate Fag]

Another cow crossover. Bree Macgee was a tumblr cow same time as Luna and has her own deadish thread on lolcow farms if you care to check it out. They’re basically the same person, which makes this more hilarious that even Bree can see how pathetic this attention whoring/grift is. Luna keeps topping herself.

 

[retard strength]

Lurch is killing me lmao

my gf cut herself on some shit dollar knife she coulda died but ACTUALLY it was a 1.25 knife with the economy inflation 8.5% mark up 300% god damn price gouging I tried to crunch numbers but my brain is fried from drugs and I'm nodding off, DAMN her pos mom for making her do this and the psychiatrist too fuckin manufacture opioid crisis anyway the yankees

 

[formerfatcow]

Luna's looking for an apartment on Reddit again. Posted to r/NYCapartments

Was it a lawsuit over a cheap dollar store knife?

 

[son of jurassic bark]

idk man I have some doubts about the wound. I think it's a 50/50 chance of being a self-harm wound, and Lurch throwing something sharp at her or something. My extremely autistic alternate theory is that someone his height throwing a knife or something sharp-cornered, or even bringing down a knife to make her flinch, would come down on the arm of someone her height like that if she reflexively holds her hands up to shield her face.

Just how they're talking about it, with Luna obviously trying to sow guilt, and Lurch having all these manic alternate theories, makes me wonder.

 

[multiverse]

Luna's looking for an apartment on Reddit again. Posted to r/NYCapartments
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Was it a lawsuit over a cheap dollar store knife?

So now the 12 months rent has reduced to maybe four or five months rent in advance.

Because Lurch totally got paid out for a lolsuit.

I can't wait for July 31.

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@son of jurassic bark don't be autistic. Tuna is a fucking unit at around 5'10", so she's only a half a foot or so shorter than Lurch. She posted a photo eating like 5 or 6 bars of Xanax at once before she decided that digging a hole in her arm was a grand idea.

Then when she came of of the bathroom bleeding a bunch, Lurch smelt opportunity and off they went to the hospital for pain pills and stitches.

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

I love when Luna's mom steals from her and her outrage over it. Steal, momma Luna, steal everything you can from your daughters hoard!

We both get paid under the table

Hmmm now what job could two white people be doing that's "under the table"? You aint no maid and Lurch aint no day worker. She's desperate and hopes she can trick people into thinking she has an income and totes won't just squat like she's been doing, but she's admitting here that her and Lurch deal, at best.

 

[Sprocket]

Luna's looking for an apartment on Reddit again. Posted to r/NYCapartments
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Was it a lawsuit over a cheap dollar store knife?

You can get apartments in NYC for 1600?