What if I had a pen and a pineapple

[Skitarii]

Aids

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

Are you wearing sunglasses and a yellow tracksuit/mustache?

 

[Table Country]

Well, I don't know about you, but if I had a pen, and a pineapple, maybe an apple as well, I'd jam the pen into my throat and hopefully die.

 

[scathefire]

You would have a meme that's been dead for 6 years

 

[ToroidalBoat]

You would have a meme that's been dead for 6 years

wat already