Trainwreck Allison Vivian Tennyson / Allison Tennyson / microcatmachine / The Domestic Truth / avtennyson / Unicorn Applesauce - Batshit crazy "chronic illness influencer", dances like a methed up giraffe for advocacy, pretended to have cancer on Twitter

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

Ooh, I want to know if Tyler dipped.

 

[ShadowCass]

Ooh, I want to know if Tyler dipped.

Yeah she seems to imply it in some of the videos I’ve seen, but I haven’t seen one where she confirms it. Maybe somebody who can watch more than 10% of her videos without throwing up knows for sure and can post the goods

 

[allYOURsystemsRfake2us]

I wish Allison didn't do so much boring posting/bullshit spamming because (as it's been proven over and over) underneath all the irrelevant shit, and for those willing to dig deep enough, there is so much potential. She is just a bit sneakier about hiding some of her psycho habits than most cows, who can't help but put it on display.

This is the girl that made a twitter account to gain sympathy for her fake cancer (2x). There has got to be some more good stuff for those who have the motivation to find it. I am not one of those people, but at the very least, I will provide a basic update.

She's trying to sell chronic illness t-shirts now.

Probably not a bad idea because no doubt she was dropping 100's if not 1000's on buying shirts that point out afflicted she is with so much illness. Wouldn't be surprised if her spending habits contributed to her BF dipping tf out along her new idea to just create and sell her own. Totally gonna show him!

Also claiming to have Covid again.

Remember when her getting Covid warranted a whole blog about how it totally ruined her life? Well, this time thankfully it's just a mild inconvenience and a footnote at the bottom of her stupid merch promotion post.

As far as the (former?) boyfriend goes, Mr. Hide the pain Harold Tyler seems to stop showing up in posts after a trip to Mexico a few months back. It was supposed to be a vacation to relax and enjoy themselves, but unsurprisingly she started coming down with umm.. whatever it is she comes down with. And from I can gather, rather than enjoy his time in Mexico, he was forced to double down on taking care of her. Maybe this was his breaking point? Idk, but after that trip and her mentioning how she got sick as soon as they got there, he is never mentioned again. She seems to imply he wasn't thrilled with the idea of having to take care of her when they were supposed to be on vacation. Shocker.

I just did a quick skim through her recent IG posts, so I could be wrong about the BF situation. Really hoping someone does a deep dive one of these days though and starts putting the pieces together of what's been going on with this fraudulent, license-less, cancer faking (2x) hoe.

 

[Alamo basement dweller]

She's trying to sell chronic illness t-shirts now.
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Spectacular hair, as usual. Just shave your head already and really show the crazy.

 

[buoyverificationfuel]

Spectacular hair, as usual. Just shave your head already and really show the crazy.

She takes the concept of danger hair to grand new levels. In combination with her dancing, it truly culminates in an elaborate threat display to ward off anyone who isn't equally manic and venomous. That alone makes me want to do a deep dive, but she's a one-woman ketamine-powered content farm of chronic illness circlejerking.
Oh Allison, if only you decided to make shitty gaming or life hack content. Maybe you would finally get some online validation. Instead, you have a small community of gossipy bitches who will not forget the time you lied about having cancer twice.

 

[allYOURsystemsRfake2us]

Took a stab at Allison's brand of content. Can you spot the fake?


Allison's t-shirt designs made me lol. If I saw someone wearing this shirt I'd think it was a crude joke like those "I beat anorexia" shirts. There's a ton and they are all pretty poorly minimally designed, but super over the top stuff like "Medical Unicorn," "Migraine Awareness", and everything else a special spoonie would love.

Disabled is not a bad word (SKULL)

Remember a few years ago when Allison totally got rekt by the covid and even had the dreaded "long covid?"
Looks like a few months ago she finally was able to admit she "never had covid."


Once she fixates on an illness she runs pretty hard with it (in terms of content anyways). There's too many to list we got the Covid saga, Tic saga, Hip saga. Now we're in the POTS saga, next is possibly Tyler escapes the basement saga
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"raw doggin my POTS"


Psh r u even a chronic illness influencer if you don't post word compilation symptom lists on Tik Tok?


Screen cap of her most recent IG post. Nothing significant about it other than it being the most recent post on IG. Holy crap her content hasn't changed in years. Still cringe dancing, still using her rollator to do a moonwalk for the gram, still using irrelevant basic bitch quotes with zero depth.


Not that there needs to be. Because it's all about her. Her and her sick dance skillz. That's actually what got me into her so long ago. The fact that she does these silly dances and legit thinks she is like an elite dancer. Or could have been. Was totally going to be... The obsession with being a special spoonie is just the cringe-cherry on top of the cringe-cake.

 

[Alamo basement dweller]

What the FUCK is that cyclical vomiting syndrome shirt? Wow that’s so bad. I can’t help but think of the poor screen printer who would have to print it should anyone ever actually order one (they won’t).

 

[buoyverificationfuel]

Took a stab at Allison's brand of content. Can you spot the fake?

Personally speaking, I kind of like this one. She could dye her hair to look like traffic lights or road signs, and the text over her flailing dances could literally just be copy/pasted from the DMV website. It would be mildly beneficial to society, which is more than her current content does.

 

[munchmeat2015]

She’s still with Tyler and per a previous post they’re in couples therapy, how fun for him.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

He looks like he's dying inside. Love that for him.

 

[munchmeat2015]

I’m not positive but her latest post makes it sound like she’s trying to bring a child into this world, and soon.

 

[Flourishing Pinecone ❧]

Trying desperately to trap Tyler?

 

[Pho Real]

I’m not positive but her latest post makes it sound like she’s trying to bring a child into this world, and soon.

Gotta love munchies who claim profound disability from genetic illness yet see no issue with birthing and then raising biological children. Especially in this case when she’s claiming to want a baby since her health is getting worse. Who cares that that baby might have the same disabling conditions and a mother who’s not able to parent? (Though she’s thankfully faking everything so the child would at least be theoretically fine physically. Mentally that kid wouldn’t stand a chance however).

Allison can’t hide her narcissism for even a second.

 

[Battery Low]

This sort of shit makes me MATI... The premise, were she actually sick, is to condemn a child to a parent who is too ill to raise/care for it, can't keep up with it in terms of play/hobbies, and will be forced to care for the adult before said adult dies during their early years? Such narc shit.

You know any munch-spawn will be raised terrified that their parent is genuinely sick. Made to care for them whilst being emotionally and physically neglected by their lazy, attention whore mother. And then there's the by-proxy risk.

It's so sick, and the antithesis of what being a mother is supposed to be about.

 

[ShadowCass]

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I’m not positive but her latest post makes it sound like she’s trying to bring a child into this world, and soon.

You are my hero for bumping this thread. She is one of the biggest narcs of all the munchies, and has been whining incessantly of late. One of these days I’m going to figure out how to capture tik-toks so I can add value to this thread.

Her current “clock app”* schtick is cosplaying dialogues between her and her therapist, where she pretends she wants to do it all and her therapist tells her she has to rely on help from others bc she so ill. This new shit is ofc mixed in with t-shirt peddling and ridonculous dance moves extolling the virtues of mobility aids she does NOT need.

* I cannot stop calling it “clock app” instead of Tik Tok per Chelton John.

 

[buoyverificationfuel]

One of these days I’m going to figure out how to capture tik-toks

This should work for most of Allyson's videos, I just tested it.

 

[username1811]

Allison seems like she's about to hop on the tiktok autism trend.

 

[buoyverificationfuel]

I haven’t kept up with Allison because she posts multiple videos every day. A week or so ago I checked in to see what she’s been up to - she just got a custom wheelchair.

Here is a video of her dramatically wheeling in the new custom chair.

You may be wondering, "why did Allison need a custom wheelchair?" Don't worry, she has an answer for that.

It's because a wheelchair makes her happy.

 

[Lady Crow]

I forgot about this fuckin' doofus!

How long must we wait for some choreographed wheelchair dances?

 

[buoyverificationfuel]

Allyson went into the hospital for sepsis four days ago. Yesterday she had her port removed.



She’s made a total of 23 videos so far while in the hospital with sepsis. She’s also claiming low magnesium and potassium, some issues with nutrition that are preventing her from leaving, cholecysitis, and a lung nodule.

I did not watch all of her videos, I skimmed maybe half of them. There is probably a lot of information that I’m missing, but she is not worth the time it’ll take right now. I might update this later if I get really bored.