Disney General - The saddest fandom on Earth

[Vyse Inglebard]

Suddenly got reminded of this Disney post.
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Disney is pretty huge on Tumblr, but Lilo & Stitch and Emperor's New Groove were the most non-Frozen popular properties among the users there. #relatable or something like that.

YOU. FUCKING. RETARDS.

 

[Xerxes IX]

With David Ogden Stiers deceased, some unfunny hack will likely voice Jumba. My guess will be James Corden.

That reminds me, would Pleakley be considered offensive now? Or are we getting Disney's first gay character transgender nonbinary drag queen Alien?

 

[MysticMisty]

That reminds me, would Pleakley be considered offensive now? Or are we getting Disney's first gay character transgender nonbinary drag queen Alien?

Depends on how the Tumblr brigade is feeling on that day.

Just when I think Tumblr couldn't be anymore retarded. Lilo is the way she is because she LOST HER PARENTS, DUMB SHITS. NOT BECAUSE SHE'S AUTISTIC. Shit like this is why I don't claim to be part of the autistic "community" despite being diagnosed.

She's also 5, 5 year-olds don't act (or grieve) like adults and would seem pretty weird by comparison. There's a massive gulf between grieving imaginative girl and even mild autism. There's certain behaviors we'd see, and putting spoons in a pickle jar ain't it.

Point in fact, in the early drafts when Stitch was just a criminal alien instead of a unique genetic abomination, the point was that Stitch was what Lilo could become through her grief if her self destructive behaviors aren't addressed before it was too late.

 

[Wych Elm]

As much as nuDisney employees would give their feminine dique for a chance to make Pleakley a troon, my money's on them making him and Jumba explicitly gay, but only in a little scene at the end so they can edit it out for that sweet, sweet yuan.

Nani will be uggo-fied, David will either be an idiot or non-entity, Cobra Bubbles will not be nearly as likeable and likely totally lame or boring. Lilo and Stitchnwill lack charm and subtlety, but will be praised for being "realistic" (but won't be). Overall, it won't be the worst live action remake, but it will end up left behind and forgotten.

 

[Muttnik]

We're all jawing about all the woke edits they'll make when, in truth, the remake is already DOA.

There is no conceivable way you can make a design like Stitch cute (and fluffy!) Outside of 2D animation. We would be looking at an uncanny disaster to rival Cats.

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

We're all jawing about all the woke edits they'll make when, in truth, the remake is already DOA.

There is no conceivable way you can make a design like Stitch cute (and fluffy!) Outside of 2D animation. We would be looking at an uncanny disaster to rival Cats.

Overall, it won't be the worst live action remake,

To you. To me, it will be. Such an immaculately crafted movie just completely shit on. I dread every time a notification for this thread pops up, for fear that the first pics of it or the first trailer has been revealed. The fact that they're even doing one for L&S at all is enough to fill me with an incandescent rage at that blithering Rat. I didn't care when Beauty & the Beast or Mulan or The Lion King got remade, because I didn't love them as much. When it's your favorite movie being destroyed for the sake of woke good boy points, it kinda hits different.

 

[A Grey Cat]

No words... Only feels:

 

[The Nothingness]

As much as nuDisney employees would give their feminine dique for a chance to make Pleakley a troon, my money's on them making him and Jumba explicitly gay, but only in a little scene at the end so they can edit it out for that sweet, sweet yuan.

Nani will be uggo-fied, David will either be an idiot or non-entity, Cobra Bubbles will not be nearly as likeable and likely totally lame or boring. Lilo and Stitchnwill lack charm and subtlety, but will be praised for being "realistic" (but won't be). Overall, it won't be the worst live action remake, but it will end up left behind and forgotten.

Also a subplot could made of Captain Gantu wanting to use Stitch for a coup against the Grand Councilwoman because muh current events.

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

Also a subplot could made of Captain Gantu wanting to use Stitch for a coup against the Grand Councilwoman because muh current events.

If they actually make Gantu or the Grand Councilwoman a Drumpf-analogue, I will literally fly to Burbank, CA, find a random homeless man, fill him up with food, and then pay him money to go into each and every bathroom at Disney's HQ and take a shit in every single sink.

 

[Shekelslovakia]

And we're supposed to trust this guy. You mean the kike responsible for the deterioration of the Disney parks that can't even hire a simple engineer to fix the fucking Yeti on Expedition Everest? No Doomcock, we need somebody that isn't parts of the elites to save Disney from the woke-pocalypse going on for nearly a decade with no end in sight.

 

[Morethanabitfoolish]

God, I just realized. They're only remaking Lilo & Stitch just because the director's a white man, isn't it?

At this point I think the more likely reason is Disney is digging up films for remakes at a rate of knots screaming "fucking save us!!"

Also there was this deleted scene that seemed out of place but will probably be put in the remake because of how on the nose it is.

With David Ogden Stiers deceased, some unfunny hack will likely voice Jumba. My guess will be James Corden.

That's brilliant, never seen it before today. Lilo is such a delightful little monster at times.

As much as nuDisney employees would give their feminine dique for a chance to make Pleakley a troon, my money's on them making him and Jumba explicitly gay, but only in a little scene at the end so they can edit it out for that sweet, sweet yuan.

Nani will be uggo-fied, David will either be an idiot or non-entity, Cobra Bubbles will not be nearly as likeable and likely totally lame or boring. Lilo and Stitchnwill lack charm and subtlety, but will be praised for being "realistic" (but won't be). Overall, it won't be the worst live action remake, but it will end up left behind and forgotten.

I see what you did there.

 

[Creep3r]

And we're supposed to trust this guy. You mean the kike responsible for the deterioration of the Disney parks that can't even hire a simple engineer to fix the fucking Yeti on Expedition Everest? No Doomcock, we need somebody that isn't parts of the elites to save Disney from the woke-pocalypse going on for nearly a decade with no end in sight.

Doomcock really is a fucking clown and an undeniable crypto shill.

On the bright side, I am enjoying some of the drama in the wake of Rice's firing.

Disney stocks might actually reach the lowest its been since March 2020. Question is whether or not it will drop lower than that to something more significant on par with the early 2010s. Unlikely but nonetheless its amusing seeing the panic and awful Chapek damage control.

 

[Wych Elm]

To you. To me, it will be. Such an immaculately crafted movie just completely shit on. I dread every time a notification for this thread pops up, for fear that the first pics of it or the first trailer has been revealed. The fact that they're even doing one for L&S at all is enough to fill me with an incandescent rage at that blithering Rat. I didn't care when Beauty & the Beast or Mulan or The Lion King got remade, because I didn't love them as much. When it's your favorite movie being destroyed for the sake of woke good boy points, it kinda hits different.

I feel you, man. L&S is one of my favorites. I watched it just recently and the characters, story, and animation have aged beautifully. Remake? Bah. It's bad enough that they edited the dryer into some retarded pizza box thing - the importance of physical media, indeed. May watch it again this weekend.

Everything the Rat has touched in the last 10 years turns into bland slop or putrid shit. I used to get angry, but now I'm just disgusted at the absolute state of the American entertainment business, and go back to my old movies, shows, games, and books.

A Drumph moment in the remake? Hm, I wouldn't be surprised, though I lean towards more of a ACAB slant with Gantu.

The only people who are gonna watch it are consoomers, outrage tubers, and drunk kiwis wanting to take the piss out of it.

 

[MysticMisty]

Bah. It's bad enough that they edited the dryer into some retarded pizza box thing

Blame Europe, they were the ones that required that edit in the first place. But yes things like this is why I'm glad I have my unaltered DVD.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Ya know it's funny how in the mid to late 90s. Warner had tried to make a new superman movie (superman lives) and do for supes what the Burton films did for the dark knight and yet between Hercules and Iron Giant...the 90s already had TWO perfect animated Superman Movies just without the name attached.

 

[ZMOT]

Re-watched The Rocketeer with the fam over the weekend. It never ceases to amaze me that Disney was able to make an action/superhero movie of that caliber. Fun, funny, action-packed, steeped in that "MURICA FUCK YEAH" patriotism I talked about earlier....God, I dread the "sequel".

it won't have prime jennifer connelly, which already makes any sequel inferior and not worth watching.

So the teaser for the new Willow show on Disney+ came out:

As a lifelong fan of the original Ron Howard movie, my initial excitement was quickly dulled.

Wow that’s a lot of main characters. And in the last group shot, Willow is tucked away in the corner.

Fucking calling it now: poor Warwick Davis’ character will be killed off very early if not in episode 1. The show is using the “Willow” name just to cash in on nostalgia.

It looks NOTHING like the world that Ron Howard and George Lucas created. Couldn’t they have at least tried?

Also: LOL at Elora Danan (the grown up baby from the original movie) no longer being a red head. Hollywood fucking hates redheads. If they could have, they would have re-cast her as a POC. The studio must have been seething over the fact that they couldn’t really race-swap her hahahahah

late reply, but not a lot of people know that this already exists:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shadow_Moon_(novel)

I only read the first one, but if you loved the movie be prepared for a ride. just read the synopsis if you're curious to see what I mean.

 

[XYZpdq]

And we're supposed to trust this guy. You mean the kike responsible for the deterioration of the Disney parks that can't even hire a simple engineer to fix the fucking Yeti on Expedition Everest? No Doomcock, we need somebody that isn't parts of the elites to save Disney from the woke-pocalypse going on for nearly a decade with no end in sight.

iirc the legends say that the issue with disco yeti is with the foundation of the ride, and fixing it would require taking the entire mountain apart

 

[Potatoherder]

And we're supposed to trust this guy. You mean the kike responsible for the deterioration of the Disney parks that can't even hire a simple engineer to fix the fucking Yeti on Expedition Everest? No Doomcock, we need somebody that isn't parts of the elites to save Disney from the woke-pocalypse going on for nearly a decade with no end in sight.

Here is Valiant Renegades and WDW Pros take on it and they seem to think it's a turning point. Unlike doomcock these guys aren't spergs.

 

[vern]

As much as nuDisney employees would give their feminine dique for a chance to make Pleakley a troon, my money's on them making him and Jumba explicitly gay, but only in a little scene at the end so they can edit it out for that sweet, sweet yuan.

Nani will be uggo-fied, David will either be an idiot or non-entity, Cobra Bubbles will not be nearly as likeable and likely totally lame or boring. Lilo and Stitchnwill lack charm and subtlety, but will be praised for being "realistic" (but won't be). Overall, it won't be the worst live action remake, but it will end up left behind and forgotten.

My money's on dead parents where abusive and didn't get Lilo or Nani is portrayed as being in the wrong for trying to keep Lilo from being taken by the government.

 

[MysticMisty]

iirc the legends say that the issue with disco yeti is with the foundation of the ride, and fixing it would require taking the entire mountain apart

That's my understanding with the situation as well. Like, they've looked into it multiple times, even when it's been closed for renovations, and have determined that fixing the yeti would require extensive repairs to the concrete base which is deep in the mountain structure. It's not a "they're too cheap to fix it" issue, they would have to justify dismantling the entire ride and it's structure in order to fix it. Think about how often they've completely dismantled, say, the Matterhorn, in such a way. That's why it hasn't been done.