Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

[Chilson]

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An amusing freudian slip from Boogie.

Instead of getting an ice cream and going to the gym, he could have stayed at home and not eaten over 200 calories of dessert. I'm genuinely wondering if putting a 400lb body with a bad knee (and who knows what else) through exercise is even a good idea instead of simply eating a reasonable amount of food.

The last few dozen pages have already gone on and on about this, but exercising (especially at Boogies weight) means fuck all if your not dieting. Every pound boogie would lose from working out is nullified by the massive amounts of food he shoves down his food hole.

Boogie could literally do nothing all day but eat only 2000 calories and lose MASSIVE amounts of weight. Hell, BOOGIE SHOULDN'T BE EXERCISING given his age and bad knee.

In the magical world where he begins actually losing weight legitimately he would have to wait until he was below 300 pounds to actually even start thinking about losing weight through exercise. However, that is a magical dream fantasy that is just as real as unicorns and fairy's.

Its all just him getting his "workout high" though. It will wear off in a week or so when he can't farm it for ass pats or inevitably gets injured and "has to take a break" for several months like the last several dozen times he has "started working out again".

 

[Spoonomancer]

You WILL buy it right KF?
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We all know full well that this is likely going to be DMCA'd considering that PepsiCo will look at Boogie's follower count and see that Boogie is banking off the Mountain Dew name straight up.

 

[Korpon]

You WILL buy it right KF?
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The return of the CEO of Mountain Dew, because that definitely didn't cause trouble last time using a massive corporations brand name right?

 

[Chainsaw Juggler]

We all know full well that this is likely going to be DMCA'd considering that PepsiCo will look at Boogie's follower count and see that Boogie is banking off the Mountain Dew name straight up.

Hard to say if he is going to withdraw this design or not before a printing, he thought of himself as quite the badass when he used Frank's picture without asking permission on another shirt, and then Rekieta had a laugh about it. Maybe it will make it long enough for PepsiCo to intervene.

Also, somebody already criticized the design and Boogie immediately diverted the criticism to his artist, nice business partnership there Boogie, why don't you just completely disregard that you should be guiding the creative design or at the very least approving them every step of the way...

 

[Marc83]

The last few dozen pages have already gone on and on about this, but exercising (especially at Boogies weight) means fuck all if your not dieting. Every pound boogie would lose from working out is nullified by the massive amounts of food he shoves down his food hole.

Boogie could literally do nothing all day but eat only 2000 calories and lose MASSIVE amounts of weight. Hell, BOOGIE SHOULDN'T BE EXERCISING given his age and bad knee.

In the magical world where he begins actually losing weight legitimately he would have to wait until he was below 300 pounds to actually even start thinking about losing weight through exercise. However, that is a magical dream fantasy that is just as real as unicorns and fairy's.

Its all just him getting his "workout high" though. It will wear off in a week or so when he can't farm it for ass pats or inevitably gets injured and "has to take a break" for several months like the last several dozen times he has "started working out again".

Forgive me ahead of time if this sounds like I'm defending the morbidly obese virgin (because I'm fucking not) but just hear me out:

He's not exercising to loose weight, he's doing it to keep his mobility well enough to not have his foot amputated.

Once that right knee goes out on him, he's completely fucked with zero options, and he's VERY close to that now. Also, given how he's probably eating more because of his workouts, there's a high possibility this formula is very much going to cause him to put on weight. Working out for a day doesn't mean anything if you spend the next day(s) lying in a recliner trying to recover. All you who workout know your appetite increases with activity and we all know damn well he's still gonna reach for the pizza and soda instead, now just more of it.

 

[Harammurabe]

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An amusing freudian slip from Boogie.

Instead of getting an ice cream and going to the gym, he could have stayed at home and not eaten over 200 calories of dessert. I'm genuinely wondering if putting a 400lb body with a bad knee (and who knows what else) through exercise is even a good idea instead of simply eating a reasonable amount of food.

Working out while still consuming processed garbage nonstop, at almost 50, and rotten looking legs? Good luck.

 

[wingsofnazirapists]

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Does the laugh at the end of this clip feel to you guys like it belongs to a guilty NW Arkansas based prolific pedophile? Because it sure feels that way to me. In fact I'm unable to view this clip and leave with any interpretation other than him simply displaying duper's delight in this moment. Steven is 100% a pedophile.

Duper's Delight: Duping delight is a particular micro expression a person will display that betrays a sense of enjoyment they are getting out of controlling and deceiving another person. It is a very important expression to watch out for in catching dishonesty in a person. In fact it is a form of body language pretty much exclusively reserved for pathological character types such as sociopaths. If any of you were previously unfamiliar, I'd encourage a 2 second Google image search or perhaps a short vid breaking down the physical signs of duper's delight. You'll find that no matter the source, their example of what signs confirm a truly guilty duper are identical to Steven's verbal/nonverbal communication throughout this clip above,

Spoiler: I was excited for a sec.

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I've noticed he says this a lot. He'll say something super fucked up or deplorable, then smirk like that, and have that deep voiced "heh heh..". Dude has got some awful shit going on in his head. Him smiling and laughing while describing mutilating a woman's vagina and fucking slave Leia is some of the nastiest shit I've ever seen.

"I'm attracted to adults in their twenties... I couldn't see myself with an 18, 19, 20 year old" blatant disprovable lie

"And god forbid a 17, 18 year old... disgusting, that's... disgusting..."

Boogie takes time out of the stream to tell the children watching about his sexual interests. "I like petite girls with big tits. I also like to dominate in the bedroom. I like to hold a girl down and... uh... give her orgasms. I'm not a pain dom. I'm a pleasure dom."

Thank you for that, Boogie.

 

[BlueSpark]

I bet the artist designing the shirt is some young woman he's creeping on. He probably went on some Fiverr type site and perved through the profile pictures to find her.

 

[uberzilla]

You WILL buy it right KF?
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Can he really sell this considering "MTN Dew" is trademarked by PepsiCo?

Either way, it's been 10 years. Boogie reminds me of those people you see at comic cons that had some minor part years ago and are still trying to cash in on it. It's sad, really.

 

[Chef Autism]

Hard to say if he is going to withdraw this design or not before a printing, he thought of himself as quite the badass when he used Frank's picture without asking permission on another shirt, and then Rekieta had a laugh about it. Maybe it will make it long enough for PepsiCo to intervene.

Also, somebody already criticized the design and Boogie immediately diverted the criticism to his artist, nice business partnership there Boogie, why don't you just completely disregard that you should be guiding the creative design or at the very least approving them every step of the way...

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You gotta love how Boogie completely blames his artist here when the polite and constructive criticism was pointed at the CONCEPT of the shirt being generic and wasn't branded to Boogie - the artist takes direction from Boogie based on what Boogie says.

But of course it's that dumb ole artist's fault. I can't believe you'd insult this poor struggling artist when I'm trying to help them by giving them a job. I'll let them know my fans hate their work even though I'd love to keep them around.

 

[WaveBreak]

You WILL buy it right KF?
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Literally who would wear that? Not even in 2010 that shit would fly

 

[Marc83]

You WILL buy it right KF?
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Yea Melon, maybe 5-6 years ago you would of sold a shit load of merch, not so much in 2022.

 

[Jack Scarefani]

It's funny how they all use the excuse "easier" when referring to how easy it is to hit a drive through rather than cook. I meal prep 99% of my food and yes groceries have gotten more expensive, but nowhere near what fast food has become. A large value menu at most places is close to $10 now, but that much can make me 4-5 meals of chicken rice and broccoli easily. Is it easier too get fast food? Fuck yea it is, but is it cheaper or healthier? Hell no.

Like all things in Boogies life, he wants to put in zero work.

Boogie and CookingWithJack really really baffle me with their food habits during this inflation.

It doesn't make me mati. It makes me nervous for them and idc about either of them. It's just nerve racking thinking about their grocery bills or spending habits when going out because we also prep 99% of our food now too unless it's some super rare trip to jack n the box for their tacos which i assume most are still guilty of until the inevitable $1 per taco.

 

[CharcoalChkn]

Boogie and CookingWithJack really really baffle me with their food habits during this inflation.

It doesn't make me mati. It makes me nervous for them and idc about either of them. It's just nerve racking thinking about their grocery bills or spending habits when going out because we also prep 99% of our food now too unless it's some super rare trip to jack n the box for their tacos which i assume most are still guilty of until the inevitable $1 per taco.

Literally, I'm not even in the US and eating out is pure insanity.

2 pizzas and 1 serving of chips = $60

I would love to see their food bills.

No wonder Boogie is desperate for money.

About the diet and weightloss and echoing basically what everyone else is saying. Even if he dropped his caloric intake, there will be a point *if* he loses weight that he will have to diet proper, food is key to losing weight, exercise won't do anything unless you have the diet to match it.

 

[Lurking Cuttlefish]

Boogie probably doesn't know how to cook. Like, at all. All the food photos he's taken are of fast food or carnival food at some tourist trap. Whenever he "diets," he has a generic-looking salad of sad iceberg lettuce, some past-prime tomatoes, and an ocean of ranch and bacon bits. No seeds, nuts, or dried fruit on top. He takes photos of sliced cucumbers, as if that's nourishing/an accomplishment in any way. This is a man who has "emergency rotisserie chickens" when he tries to eat clean. Never seen him with any homemade real food that has nutrients. If he could cook, he'd be posting those pics to Twitter. Since he never bothered to cook or meal prep like an adult, all he has is hemorrhaging cash at restaurants.

Like his treatment of his teeth, he's probably going to blame his dead parents for not teaching him these basic life skills, and will continue to beg for cash and affirmation for going to the gym and having McDonald's ice creams. He's nearing 50 and cannot create anything in the kitchen more complicated than microwave and boxed meals.

 

[wingsofnazirapists]

i totally forgot about his emergency rotisserie chicken!! haha this fuckin guy has so many little gems

i was going to post this as well, Boogie is a fifty year old man that can't cook a single meal. he's been single for most of his adult life and he hasn't learned how to fucking cook. his laziness is on the level of a literally disabled person. in fact, people that can't use their legs do more than him..

he's never once shown an image of a home cooked meal or talked about cooking. someone so fucking fat should love cooking, but that topic has never come up. haber i think calculated his total food costs - this guy doesn't leave his house and is 400 pounds, so he spends probably upwards of $50 a day on UberEats and Marco's. he is an absolute glutton. now that he doesn't have Chad to fetch him food, he's probably spending out the ass.

also, i never looked at it from this perspective, but Dez was literally his only shot at love. he was with her for approximately 8 years, and is 48 years old. imagine being single up until you are FORTY, that's what it's like. some people in their mid-20s have more relationship experience than the Boogster. it makes sense that he is so obsessive with her, he completely lucked out, Dez is probably a genuinely good person, at least good enough to be with *him*. so of course when she leaves he talks about her constantly, always guilt tripping her, shit talking her and saying how the divorce made him want to kill himself.

just a reminder that Boogie is a genuinely lonely man. he can't handle the fact that he's dying alone, constantly getting made fun of, addicted to drugs, and that's why he pays for company from 19 year olds and is always talking about how he's such a ladies man. he's coping very hard over the fact that he can't get her back. he wants to make her jealous of younger, more attractive women, that's also why he shit talks women older than 30.

i mean when you think about it, and this is not a rhetorical question. is there ANY YouTuber that talks about their ex as much as this guy? it's been four fucking years and he can't leave her alone! he made the woman sign an NDA, think about the shit he did in-between suicide threats. his house is a "no phone zone" (his words) because he doesn't want to be held responsible for his behavior, he is terrified Dez would tell the world who he REALLY is.

"I would rather get raped than relive my divorce." -Boogie2988

 

[Jack Scarefani]

You WILL buy it right KF?
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Literally, I'm not even in the US and eating out is pure insanity.

2 pizzas and 1 serving of chips = $60

I would love to see their food bills.

No wonder Boogie is desperate for money.

About the diet and weightloss and echoing basically what everyone else is saying. Even if he dropped his caloric intake, there will be a point *if* he loses weight that he will have to diet proper, food is key to losing weight, exercise won't do anything unless you have the diet to match it.

Dollar General aka $1.25 now has a food tax at the bottom of the receipt as well as a transportation tax. This isn't including the regular tax we pay for all things. So if you buy a bottle of water from dollar general you are charged $1.25 plus a transportation tax, a food tax, then the regular tax.

So yea I completely understand the 2 pizzas and chips thing because every pizza place everywhere has been overpriced now for I'd say 4 or 5 years. It's just not appealing anymore with inflation even with their deals or coupons. Its better to have a lunchable pepperoni pizza at this point. No shame when you can sleep easy.

So I'm really curious if some of these deathfats like boogie are racking up personal lines of credit along with credit card debt to fund their appetites and habits.


EDIT: THIS NIGGA EATIN BEANS

 

[ThatDarnIrishMan]

Took a week off from Boogie's non-sense. Glad to see nothing has changed.

Video was his most truthful in a while, admitting he beat surgery, admitting he was broke and wasted a lot on sugaring among other things

It might be his most truthful in awhile but he is at the point he can't deny these things. The whole video was to give an inch but take a mile.

"Look guys...I'm so depressed I need to tell you...I'm really fat. I know. This comes as a surprise. But I am. And I know all YOU guys will probably know this is because of internet trolls, but I won't say that. I own this. You guys know it's the fault of the trolls though, right?"

The whole video was fake though. "Oh guys, I walk this path every day. Literally every day...holy shit, look over there... Ducks! I've never seen ducks not in a cage before!"...but you just said you walk this every day.

"I'm so famous everyone talks to me and knows me. Like literally RIGHT before I turned the camera on, a fan was over saying how cool I was. Also, right before I turned the camera on during my walk, someone recognised my merch and said it was cool... No, I didn't decide to film these people even though I'm clearly comfortable using fans for content like in my con video"

Also no one seems to have mentioned in the video he claims he will randomly jump into fan's DMs and just give them money for free if they want. Weird none of his fans have ever confirmed this.

Here is that prank call.

Dude couldn't even ask one of his clearly non-existent friends to roleplay as the other side of the conversation for him.

It's just so fake. He literally pretended to be trolling a spammer to give him reason to talk about how his house is more expensive now than when he bought it.

Also, I'm not American...is it standard for people to just randomly phone you and to "Hello there. Do you want to sell your house today?"

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What a pile of shit. Glad he's still trying to cling to a shit catchphrase from 12 years ago.

 

[Marc83]

Like his treatment of his teeth, he's probably going to blame his dead parents for not teaching him these basic life skills,

His parents also didn't teach him:
-How to buy a house
-How to buy a car
-How to play Elden Ring
-How to shoot and edit Youtube videos
-How to start a porn blog
-How to create online dating profiles
-How to DoorDash food

Funny how he figured that all out but just couldn't teach himself how to turn on the oven and cut up some veggies right?

 

[Chainsaw Juggler]

Also, I'm not American...is it standard for people to just randomly phone you and to "Hello there. Do you want to sell your house today?"

Cold calls from a human (since Boogie is talking about wasting a person's time, we will assume this is a human and not a robocall) have rapidly dwindled in recent years. The National Do Not Call Registry was started in 2003, and more effective means of prospecting via social media, text and email have largely taken over as the methods of choice. It's not that cold calling doesn't still exist, but it's very rare. Furthermore, cell phones can easily screen calls from unknown numbers and identify spam calls.

That said, Boogie may get more personal sales calls because of his former fame, but even if that's true, I don't think I would exactly think of his efforts as heroic or anything. People just don't get cold called as often as they used to a decade or two ago.