Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

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    Votes: 18 1.3%
  • August-September 2024

    Votes: 34 2.4%
  • October-November 2024

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  • December 2024

    Votes: 44 3.2%
  • Sometime in 2025

    Votes: 258 18.5%
  • Sometime in 2026

    Votes: 197 14.2%
  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

    Votes: 792 56.9%

  • Total voters
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Jack 'Roger Ebert' Scalfani has some insights for the latest Jurassic World movie. This was posted to his FB because he's too much of a coward, as usual, to post on Youtube. GET YOU MOVIE REVIEWS!

Note that he's left like a toddler in the car while Mommywife and her friend go into Bed Bath and Bodyworks.

 
Jack 'Roger Ebert' Scalfani has some insights for the latest Jurassic World movie. This was posted to his FB because he's too much of a coward, as usual, to post on Youtube. GET YOU MOVIE REVIEWS!

Note that he's left like a toddler in the car while Mommywife and her friend go into Bed Bath and Bodyworks.

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>Movie is about dinosaurs living in the current time
>Main criticism is something seems “unbelievable” in the film

Fuck off
 
He gave it a C+ huh. My guess is the gays in the film got him angy despite being one. Also because the theater was noisy, not that it matters given Jack can't comprehend films anymore. He only sees faces, hears mouth noises, and explosions and nothing else.
I'm amazed that he seen it since his type doesn't believe in dinosaurs since it goes against JEBUS!!!
 
I'm amazed that he seen it since his type doesn't believe in dinosaurs since it goes against JEBUS!!!
I totally forgot Jack's the creationist type. Did he ever go to the Ark Encounter? He could stop by the Creation Museum when he's up there.

I had a babysitter as a kid who was a creationist via religion. She would always fast forward through evolution part in The Land Before Time.
 
Squash you cancer!

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An addendum to the cancer post: Q has entered the chat

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Also: Jack is pre-empting arguments by talking to himself now.

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I totally forgot Jack's the creationist type. Did he ever go to the Ark Encounter? He could stop by the Creation Museum when he's up there.

I had a babysitter as a kid who was a creationist via religion. She would always fast forward through evolution part in The Land Before Time.
Did you ever ask her if she thought the Flintstones was a Documentary Series?
 
Jack 'Roger Ebert' Scalfani has some insights for the latest Jurassic World movie. This was posted to his FB because he's too much of a coward, as usual, to post on Youtube. GET YOU MOVIE REVIEWS!

Note that he's left like a toddler in the car while Mommywife and her friend go into Bed Bath and Bodyworks.

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Half the review is him bitching about the people in the theater and then the rest is complaining about how one scene was impossible. I want to see this "impossible" scene now because I'm pretty sure Jagoff's brain with all that boomer mentality and damage the stroke did just wasn't paying attention.
Squash you cancer!

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An addendum to the cancer post: Q has entered the chat

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Also: Jack is pre-empting arguments by talking to himself now.

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Oh fuck you fatty. If you knew the first thing about glucose you wouldn't be diabetic. Yes cancer cells require a lot of glucose but that doesn't mean that going keto is going to cure cancer. In fact there is no cure for cancer. And even then "cancer" isn't one disease. It's like 80 diseases that all represent in the same way. If tomorrow a cure was found for colon cancer, which he's probably going to get at one point, then we still wouldn't be closer to a cure for any other form of cancer out there.

She's had enough of Jagoff for the day so she'd rather play with her phone than deal with him.
 
Squash you cancer!

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An addendum to the cancer post: Q has entered the chat

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Also: Jack is pre-empting arguments by talking to himself now.

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Private Medicine sounds awful, Jack.

Perhaps we should assume public control over hospitals then?

Oh and in order to stop pharma profit schemes, we should nationalize their industries entirely?

I'm hardly a socialist but if Jack truly believes profit with private medical companies is blocking cures...what does he think should be done to fix that?
 
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