Containment What SHOULD Chris's fate be? - Gay CWC fanfic edition

[DrNow]

Skid row, soft white underbelly video, getting by selling trinkets he’s crafted out of bits of trash on street corners. Eating and drinking with funds from weens as he preaches his new religion to bewildered or indifferent passers by.

Could develop into possible crack cocaine saga.

 

[Pointless Sperg]

I'm not so sure about that. Condom money can be better spent on some lego. I could maybe see Chris having some condoms left over from the hooker incident (who sensibly insisted on them), reusing them over and over (without washing them out, obviously), but would they have lasted this long? I can't see him wasting tugboat on new prophylactics.

Chris specifically mentioned that he used a condom with Barb. (Though he didn't specify what hole it went into)

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

Chris specifically mentioned that he used a condom with Barb. (Though he didn't specify what hole it went into)

Doesn't the CWCKI state that Chris shot his already low fertility with the HRT treatments to become a true and honest woman?
Barb also is too old to give birth to her grandchild so that condom's only good for evidence against Chris' new claim that "we just snuggled, cuddled and kissed each other on the cheek and forehead, nothing more."

 

[Ophelia]

Doesn't the CWCKI state that Chris shot his already low fertility with the HRT treatments to become a true and honest woman?
Barb also is too old to give birth to her grandchild so that condom's only good for evidence against Chris' new claim that "we just snuggled, cuddled and kissed each other on the cheek and forehead, nothing more."

Chris is quite stupid. “Me do sex. Sex need condom. Hmmm yeah.”

 

[Not A. Yankee]

Is there a way to tag my own posts as horrifying?

I'll do it for you.

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

Chris is quite stupid. “Me do sex. Sex need condom. Hmmm yeah.”

I'm legitimately surprised that he retained how to throw people under the bus from his mother-lover seeing how low-functioning he is.

 

[Jack Awful]

Chris is quite stupid. “Me do sex. Sex need condom. Hmmm yeah.”

Even if Barb is post menopausal and Chris is sterilized from HRT, it's better he used a condom than even risk the tiniest chance of an autism incest hell baby.

It'd be better if he didn't rape his mom at all, but that's obvious to everyone but Chris.

 

[A-№1]

Chris specifically mentioned that he used a condom with Barb.

Did he now? I'll have to take your word for it, because there's no way I'm reading Chris' descriptions of sex with his mother.

That's surprising Chris would go to that much effort. I wonder why he bothered, assuming this isn't just another of his lies.

That said, if Chris had left a number of used condoms around 14BLC, it would certainly explain the response from law enforcement.

Chris is quite stupid. “Me do sex. Sex need condom. Hmmm yeah.”

The question is: was Chris smart enough to dispose of them properly, or did he leave them lying around to be discovered during the wellness check? I mean if you find a used condom in a house occupied solely by an 80 year old geriatric and her 40 year old retarded son, you don't really need a DNA test to know something ain't right there.

 

[Cupronickel]

i'm going to guess that he'll die behind bars. i know his sentence won't be very long but his health is garbage.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Get out. Head to Mexican church and proclaim he is Jesus. Get shot in parking lot by Latino bangers, still alive but crippled. Proceed to get banned from fifty targets before dying in a dumpster from a blood clot.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Gets out. Sells story to Hollywood. Becomes rich but spends all the cash on hookers. Loses eye and dick after one meetup goes wrong, Ends up in prison again for tax related issues. Dies in prison at 67.

 

[Ophelia]

I'm legitimately surprised that he retained how to throw people under the bus from his mother-lover seeing how low-functioning he is.

Betrayal is primal. It doesn’t take much smarts.

If Chris was clinically low-functioning, he’d be mute and flapping his hands to communicate with frustration.

That's surprising Chris would go to that much effort. I wonder why he bothered, assuming this isn't just another of his lies.

The libertine twitter people stress safe sex in a cutesie “Don’t be silly! Wrap your willy!” kind of way I can see him internalizing.

The question is: was Chris smart

No.

Gets out. Sells story to Hollywood. Becomes rich but spends all the cash on hookers. Loses eye and dick after one meetup goes wrong, Ends up in prison again for tax related issues. Dies in prison at 67.

Are you writing a country song?

 

[Hokuriku]

Did he now? I'll have to take your word for it, because there's no way I'm reading Chris' descriptions of sex with his mother.

He doesn't get graphic the way he did in the really skin-crawling confession, it was when he being coy and hinting to Null that he found a Adam West-loving girlfriend before the incest stuff became publicly known. Made repeated references to using condoms and getting himself checked for STDs.
Yes I *WILL* feed this information to you by force, if I had to listen to it you do too.

 

[A-№1]

The libertine twitter people stress safe sex in a cutesie “Don’t be silly! Wrap your willy!” kind of way I can see him internalizing.

Internalizing without understanding. So he uses a condom as part of his cargo cult concept of sex. With that in mind, I would not be at all surprised if the condoms were left over from the hooker incident, assuming they existed.

No.

You can probably assume any question asking if Chris is smart is rhetorical.

Assuming Chris actually used condoms, I can all but guarantee he left used condoms lying around at 14BLC. It explains the sequence of events with the police so simply.

Made repeated references to using condoms and getting himself checked for STDs.

Does anyone really think Chris was going down to the clinic regularly for STD checks? Neither do I. That's why I have doubts about his condom use. He may have been saying that simply because he figured it's what people want to hear.

Yes I *WILL* feed this information to you by force, if I had to listen to it you do too.

What was that you say? Sorry, can't read it. Too busy scrolling down. Lost my bifocals.

 

[185405]

Chris should become ADF sex slave

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

"Socially Retarded" (yes an ambulance can give you that diagnosis)

kek

 

[Pointless Sperg]

Internalizing without understanding. So he uses a condom as part of his cargo cult concept of sex. With that in mind, I would not be at all surprised if the condoms were left over from the hooker incident, assuming they existed.

It's completely on brand for Chris. Autists, particularly retarded autists, operate in a cargo cult fashion. They follow procedure so much that they don't consider if it's even the right nor necessary procedure to accomplish their goal. Like "Check that the gas is turned off." when going on vacation, when their neighborhood has no gas service at all, etc.

They can be self-created procedures too. Chris wants girlfriend. Chris determines that girlfriends need to meet him and understand him, therefore he devises the procedure for dating, starting with the attraction sign. He then creates a ritual about how to attract women, and follows it.

After all, if he saw a cute girl with an attraction sign indicating that she had no boyfriend and was looking for an 18-(chiris's age) girlfriend-free boy, he'd immediately talk to her. Therefore attraction signs work. He then formulates the procedure based on how he believes this would work.

Lost my bifocals.

If you ask nicely, maybe Chris can heal your eyes.

 

[A-№1]

They follow procedure so much that they don't consider if it's even the right nor necessary procedure to accomplish their goal.

We know the hooker insisted on condoms, so maybe that's where Chris got the idea they are necessary to the sex "process".

He then formulates the procedure based on how he believes this would work.

It's like with his art: once Chris comes up with a solution he deems "good enough", he doesn't bother to experiment or improve beyond that. No doubt his attraction sign got some stares (and laughter) from passing women, so he thought it was working.

If you ask nicely, maybe Chris can heal your eyes.

If it's a choice between blindness and reading the sordid details of Chris' sex life, well, don't make me get my eye pokin' stick.

 

[Pointless Sperg]

If it's a choice between blindness and reading the sordid details of Chris' sex life, well, don't make me get my eye pokin' stick.

I meant that Chris could heal your eyes through application of his goddess comeuppance.

 

[Melon_salt]

Even if Barb is post menopausal and Chris is sterilized from HRT, it's better he used a condom than even risk the tiniest chance of an autism incest hell baby.

It'd be better if he didn't rape his mom at all, but that's obvious to everyone but Chris.

I think he mainly used them because he knows he fucked a hooker and hookers can be a nasty sort. Can't infect Barbie chan crotch rot, that would be a waste of good chyna.