Graeme Kelly / Irishbrony1988 / @IrishbronyKelly - Brony, clopper, depressed gaming youtuber, not a pedophile, lol look at his nose

[mario if smoke weed]

I thought Graeme was a chosen screen name at first. It's sort of cool looking/sounding.

But yeah, this guy is just very depressing all around. Looks, personality, intelligence, social situation; it's all bottom of the barrel with this guy.

I see a silver lining: most people can look at this guy and see they have it far better than him, even if their life kind of sucks.

 

[moocow]

https://www.reuters.com/article/factcheck-finland-court-idUSL1N2OP1TV

i'm sure someone else already posted that the article is bullshit but here

"Well acktually it just wasn't technically 'rape' by their legal definition so the ruling totally makes sense and absolutely didn't legalize sex with kids!"

Fuck you Reuters. No wonder people openly hate the press now with them carrying water for shit like this.

The ruling caused outrage because it literally opened up a lower minimum sentence for what the pig did to the child by finding he was guilty of a lesser charge. Yes, Finland did revise its laws to address this and yes, the claim that this ruling "legalized sex with children" was an exaggeration, but the court absolutely did make the outlandish assertion that the guy didn't technically "rape" the child because the attacker came from a culture where sex with kids is accepted. That's fucked up any way you slice it.

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

POV: Your a child and this is the last thing you'll see before being molested.

 

[Colonel Gaddafi]

He must be as retarded as he looks. It’s one thing for autists to speculate about your noncery on some obscure New Zealand farming board, it’s another to have video evidence of you admitting to being a kiddie diddling degenerate. Hopefully his family and the wider community sees this and keeps his niece and nephew as far away as humanly possible. Ban him from being near anywhere where kids are ffs.

 

[Far Queue]

Let's just be thankful that no amount of free candy would get a kid to climb in a van driven by someone who looks like that.

 

[Blacklight]

What a wonderful way to start my Sunday morning. A nice cup of fresh orange juice, some toast, and reading about some crosseyed gormless peodphile brony.

 

[Spergichu]

POV: Your a child and this is the last thing you'll see before being molested.
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He can look at a child and watch MLP at the same time. And you guys are saying he's a retard who lost the genetic lottery.

 

[Black Simp Bellamy]

Spoiler: I felt like a pedophile making this...

 

[Super Book]

While I don't doubt that Graeme most likey has some uncomfortable tendencies that point towards him being a nonce of some kind, I think this video is less a genuine admittance of him being a pedo and more of a Chris Chan-esque situation in which he was pressured into saying/doing something that will ruin his reputation by a group of weens. The fact that there were trolls in his chat "threatening" him and how this video was coincidentally uploaded before a stream he did with a ween group leads me to believe that he wasn't actually making this video due to being guilty of looking at CP.

 

[Yeeted Teet]

Would the Irish Police even respond if a person from a different country over being a nonce?

Read the thread.

They already paid him a visit, looked at his devices and said he was in possession of material that could be considered CP (drawn CP is illegal in Ireland, he also had real photos of potentially underage girls in his old Discord) and they let him off with a warning. His tard wrangler is also aware of this thread and has seen screenshotss of the kind of things he posts, and their reaction was to email Null and demand it be taken down.

No one in the real world is willing to do anything about him.

 

[thebananaonion]

if this is a Feature worthy thing, then prep yourselves for some of the most autistic "look at his nose" comments that were made in the first few pages.

ok look at his eyes instead. hard to keep track of them
joking aside if people wanted him gone sooner then how come its only now after he's confesses openly to being a kiddy diddler is that the final straw? surely people knew before hand if they wanted him gone sooner.

 

[GaurdedRisk]

The fact that there were trolls in his chat "threatening" him and how this video was coincidentally uploaded before a stream he did with a ween group leads me to believe that he wasn't actually making this video due to being guilty of looking at CP.

Exactly, glad someone else sees the direct cwc-like comparison. This all reads like shit-tier weens who have a community with a completely schizophrenic goal.
Two hours of these retards saying “touch grass” while simultaneously trying to milk the dude for details and info.
“You should leave the internet”
“Actually stay here in our gay ass vc and give us more juicy juicy deets on your degeneracy”
It’s the exact same way Chris’ weens were in vc years ago, phony posturing, pressure to leave the net, pressure to stay and get milked. These retards don’t know what they want.
Dude obviously shouldn’t have made the vid/s, should’ve immediately fucking went to therapy but he obviously has that exact weak-willed people-pleaser mentality Chris has. I’d say I feel bad but unfortunately there’s no way to “verify” how much of his pedo admission is genuine or staged, yeah I could tell the dudes reading fucking script notes even with one of his eyes absolutely Igor’ed.

 

[Random Internet Person]

Yup just watched it. He straight up said and I quote "Yes I am a pervert and a pedophile". Although there's no "for some reason" here. He explains why.

Full breakdown:

• Graeme opens saying this is his last video on youtube for a while cause people want him off it.
• He then straight up says "Yes I am a pervert and a pedophile" and also "Yes I like child porn".
• But its all ok because he says he'll never go near a child IRL and he'll avoid them like the plague. Its not like he has a nephew or anything.
• Graeme then immediately follows up saying he won't go near his Niece or his Nephew. Now maybe i'm out of the loop here but does Graeme have a Niece now as well? He mentioned "niece and nephew" several times so it doesn't seem like a usual Graeme brainfart.
• He then repeats again he is a pervert and pedophile who likes looking at child pornography.
• He then talks about his attraction to cartoon characters which he said was caused by watching cartoons 24/7 as a child.
• Then starts waffling about how he's scared all the time. Talks about being scared of his parents who fight all time. Talks about saving up to move out.
• "Yes I should be locked up".
• Starts talking to someone in the live chat who he said is a "true (and honest) fan" who told him not to go live.
• Graeme said he was just recently in a group call. I'm assuming the same people who roasted him last time. He said they told him to make this video and would continue to make mockery videos of him if he didn't admit he was a pedo. Should have known there was some gay ops involved in this.
• Starts talking to more people in the live chat. One person correctly said he may lose his job from this.
• "I'd like to see you talk to Giovanni". Of course that Giovanni fag was involved again.
• "These people are literally forcing me to make this video".
• "You talk to him, he's watching me right now". Giovanni is in the chat.
• Graeme reads Giovanni's comment which is "Bye don't let the door hit you on the butt".
• Graeme says Giovanni wants to talk to him again on Discord. And that other fag "Cosmilk".
• Starts talking about the abuse in the group chat. Giovanni kept asking him did he say he would touch a child in real life. They pulled up the Finland article again.
• "I have the mind of an 8 year old" shtick again.
• "I know this video is gonna ruin my life. I know its gonna bite me in the ass."
• Says yet again he's "a pervert and pedophile who likes child porn".
• Says he's done "a lot of dumb shit" throughout his entire life. Understatement of the century.
• Says he regrets posting pornographic images and says he deserves to have his head cut off. Islamic content right there.
• "I'm just a sick cunt". "I deserve to be shot in the head". "I deserve to be hung by a noose". "I deserve to be set on fire.....so I do.....because of my sick and twisted mind".
• He'll come back to youtube once everything blows over. May come back "in a year or two". More like a week or two. He also hopes the trolls are satisfied with themselves.

Well I don't know what to make of that. Full admission of being a pedo was great but I don't like the fact some dumb ween basically forced him to say it. Nonetheless here is a clip of just the admission:

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Wow. You know, I’ve always wondered if liking R34 of a fictional minor qualifies one as a pedo, and I’ve always determined it as “Does this fictional attraction also accompany a desire for the real thing?” and it seems that in this case the answer is “yes”.

Also, I’m not a lawyer, nor do I know how the Republic of Ireland does things, but my American non lawyer analysis thinks that if these confessions were coerced or made under duress (and it looks like that’s what’s happening here), then the confession isn’t worth anything. So…I guess he’s still out on the streets for a while longer.

Also, today I learned “nonce” is exclusive slang for a pedophile. I thought it meant something along the lines of “stupid idiot”.

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

"Nobody showed me what a real woman looked like".

Has this motherfucker never actually been outside? Does he not have a mom in the house? Is he not aware that porn of adults is free and just a few clicks away?

 

[Coelacanth]

Oh shit Graeme got featured? About damn time!

Would the Irish Police even respond if a person from a different country over being a nonce?

Your effort is in vain. The police in the UK/Ireland will most likely just sit around with their thumbs up their asses waiting for a call that really matters like not calling a beautiful troon by their preferred pronouns.

Has this motherfucker never actually been outside? Does he not have a mom in the house? Is he not aware that porn of adults is free and just a few clicks away?

Oh he knows about adult porn. It just doesn't make his peepee hard in the same way diaper filly MLP porn does.

 

[BelUwUga]

So in other words hes being alogged and gayopped by uk weens who are equally unfunny and gay? This is a worse blackmail than the Puppychan incident lmao.

What's escaping me at the moment is what's their leverage to get him to willfully make these videos? Even if he is too dimwitted to understand blackmail is always a rental and never a purchase, it's toddler-level logic that what you do to prevent its release must be less damaging than the blackmail material itself. Short of literal corpses stuffed away somewhere or something with an equally significant moral obligation to report it anyway, I'm struggling to think what was more important to conceal than avoiding this self-inflicted reputational damage.

Obligatory: fat dysgenic, weird-nose having, wall-eyed* freak who should only be permitted to have sexual relations with the inlet of an operating industrial shredder.
*I know there is already academic research showing fucked up eyes correlate strongly with mental illness. Anecdotally I have noticed an extremely disproportionate representation here on the farms. I know at one point I searched and threads/comments even mentioned it. That's all very nice but I want the kind of evidence I can send as a CSV to evidence that wall-eyed fucks are all lolcows in one way or the other. Would there be a better data-mining method than manually opening each thread to check?
Also: anyone that reproduced an image of this thing's face is probably guilty of a hate-crime against Ireland. My contribution: Sperg-Stance Graeme, complete with 'tism fists!

Tagline: This one is personal, and sexual, kid...

 

[Just A Butt]

If you're going to do this at least upload it locally, I'm not clicking on a link to download some random file.

he sounds like a retard lol

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Context is that @Chaos Theorist broke no contact rule, encouraged people to contact the police, then decided to do it himself after users told him NYPA. He posted the recording. I banned @Chaos Theorist for a week for breaking the golden rule and being an attention whore, but I'll preserve the file because he's a sperg.

 

[Yeeted Teet]

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he sounds like a retard lol

How is it possible that every single person who tries to take down Graeme is an even bigger retard than him? Rogue Internet Man, Chrispy, the gaggle of weens, this guy.

The luck of the cow is real.

 

[beautiful person]

Talks about being scared of his parents who fight all time.

Oh gee, I wonder why his parents fight all the time. It couldn't be that their adult child is profoundly retarded and will never amount to anything other than potentially molesting children.

His tard wrangler is also aware of this thread and has seen screenshotss of the kind of things he posts, and their reaction was to email Null and demand it be taken down.

Oh fffs

Has this motherfucker never actually been outside? Does he not have a mom in the house? Is he not aware that porn of adults is free and just a few clicks away?

Sounds more like a weak excuse to me. Idk what women look like naked so now I'm into kids? Nah. There's open Internet to get exposure and there's also the fact that most young men aren't explicitly shown "what women look like" and still grow up attracted to them. It's almost like Chris' insistence that kids be taught Dating Education because his autistic brain couldn't figure it out. He's not able to recognize the deficiencies in his own brain so he assumes most people struggle in the same way or else were given some sort of knowledge that he never got.

 

[Retink]

He's a brony so this isn't a surprise, but I'm guessing he got caught in a sting of some kind and they said he either makes this video or they go to authorities. Good thing pedos are usually retarded abominations so now that there's a confession the authorities will have an even easier time.

Edit: Reading through the notes on what he said, looks like I was right and he was being pressured to make the video.