DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[QwahlityKahntent]

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this would probably bother phil if he was attracted to women

 

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Fun fact: 99.9% of the videos uploaded to dspgaming starts and ends with him leaning to his laptop, looking to his side, click sound.

Edit: Where he uses facecam ofc. Camcord videos still starts and ends with a lean and click. You can hear it.

It's part of his 'I'm just a regular Joe gamer who does this because he loves it' schtick. If he edits out the 5 seconds pre and post stream where he's clicking buttons he worries people will think he's too professional.

If I recall there was also a couple of slow streams where he finished then sat back with his hands behind his head looking broken and you could see him behind his dumb overlays. Then he claimed he hadn't realised and he was still there. He does it for sympathy sometimes as well as just being a lazy cunt.

 

[RougeRed]

It's part of his 'I'm just a regular Joe gamer who does this because he loves it' schtick. If he edits out the 5 seconds pre and post stream where he's clicking buttons he worries people will think he's too professional.

If I recall there was also a couple of slow streams where he finished then sat back with his hands behind his head looking broken and you could see him behind his dumb overlays. Then he claimed he hadn't realised and he was still there. He does it for sympathy sometimes as well as just being a lazy cunt.

One of my all-time favorites was when the vest streak ended and he "forgot" he left the stream running for a while to wait for a last minute save.

 

[Pisstrooper]

Phil just bitched on stream for 10 minutes about waking up at 9am. He seriously has no concept about how any of this comes off. Think about how simple of a thought, "Man waking up so early sucked... but maybe I shouldn't bitch about it because that's when almost everyone is already at work." Nope, too complex and empathetic for young gouty prince Philliam. He just rolls out of bed and complains to his subjects about how hard it is to take their money a couple hours earlier in the morning.

 

[Robust User]

One of my all-time favorites was when the vest streak ended and he "forgot" he left the stream running for a while to wait for a last minute save.

Did he try to play it off that he forgot? I thought he used that to get in one last megabeg of "this is your last chance to keep the vest streak going. I am going to erase the streak right now if you don't tip to keep it going."

 

[Bill Elliot]

I don't mean to be a bother, but could someone link me the bank leaks? I made a quick search but only found mentions and not the documents

 

[Pisstrooper]

One of my all-time favorites was when the vest streak ended and he "forgot" he left the stream running for a while to wait for a last minute save.

That's the clip that got me back into DSP. Chat was joking about it and saying how absurd it would be if he came back and of course he popped back on. It reminded me why Phil is the greatest, he pays off every absurd prediction you could make. Whatever you think could be the dumbest, greediest, or laziest decision to possibly make in a situation, he will eventually do it. Most other lolcows get 1/100 hit rate on conspiracy theories. The only one I've seen not come true with Phil was the escort saga.

 

[Surly Muppet]

Phil just bitched on stream for 10 minutes about waking up at 9am. He seriously has no concept about how any of this comes off. Think about how simple of a thought, "Man waking up so early sucked... but maybe I shouldn't bitch about it because that's when almost everyone is already at work." Nope, too complex and empathetic for young gouty prince Philliam. He just rolls out of bed and complains to his subjects about how hard it is to take their money a couple hours earlier in the morning.

It's a good thing his audience is terminally retarded, or they might realize this is a red flag when the majority of them probably have to be at work well before 9am so that they can work to make money to funnel to Phil. Who thinks 9am is an absurd time to be awake for work - so much so that he treats what is a daily part of their lives as a complete joke and insufferable obstacle.

 

[PieceofShet]

DSP is definetly in better shape than Kat

LMAO the 25 pushups video!

 

[actually]

I don't mean to be a bother, but could someone link me the bank leaks? I made a quick search but only found mentions and not the documents

Look in the OP of the "Savings and Loan" thread. Follow the link to @Piece of Peace's spreadsheet. One of the tabs has the bank leak information in all its glory.

 

[SocietyLiver1488]

One of my all-time favorites was when the vest streak ended and he "forgot" he left the stream running for a while to wait for a last minute save.

I also love how he killed the vest streak himself by doing an ultrabeg the day before for some reason (greed). He begged up a big sum on top of the 150 and tapped out his wheelchairs. Like the tale of Pigarus he flew too close to the first of the month.

 

[LolCowCentral]

Phil is so triggered that I'm now tempted to hire a PI to follow him on a day off.

I'll split the cost with you if it settles the debate. They are like 75 an hour to snap some photos.

DSP is definetly in better shape than Kat

LMAO the 25 pushups video!

I've done a shit ton of push ups in my day. I know there is no one here that thinks he actually did them.

With that being said - as atrophied as his body is I do think he could probably do 10 if he wanted. I think most people could if they gave it 100% (yes I've seen the wings video)

In this case I know he didn't even do any push ups. Even ignoring the speed and only listening to his verbal count. His 1-10 are believable (once again ignoring the speed) but then he hits 11 and 12 he goes up inflection like he is asking a question.

If he were pushing up his body weight it would not come out that casually.

Anyways - like I said. I know there is no debate here.

 

[Q_Anon1001]

I'll split the cost with you if it settles the debate. They are like 75 an hour to snap some photos.

I'll pitch a 10

 

[YokuNamaTwo]

There's still no explanation as to why he needed several hundred dollars in cash to cover him over two days when he wasn't leaving the house until his payment came on Monday.

Why would he give an explanation? He's made 2 Reack-ack-ackt videos were he's flatout admitted he lied for terrible reasons (depression) and even no reason at all ("I WROTE THAT LINE FOR RAMBO TO SAY!"), so if people are still dumb enough to still give him money on his word alone (and for their own pathetic agendas because they get no attention in real life)... I don't blame him for not saying shit and banning anyone asking for one.

 

[PieceofShet]

I'll split the cost with you if it settles the debate. They are like 75 an hour to snap some photos.

I've done a shit ton of push ups in my day. I know there is no one here that thinks he actually did them.

With that being said - as atrophied as his body is I do think he could probably do 10 if he wanted. I think most people could if they gave it 100% (yes I've seen the wings video)

In this case I know he didn't even do any push ups. Even ignoring the speed and only listening to his verbal count. His 1-10 are believable (once again ignoring the speed) but then he hits 11 and 12 he goes up inflection like he is asking a question.

If he were pushing up his body weight it would not come out that casually.

Anyways - like I said. I know there is no debate here.

He needed a hand cart for a 10kg box, there is no way he can do 10 proper pushups.

 

[Pisstrooper]

It's a good thing his audience is terminally retarded, or they might realize this is a red flag when the majority of them probably have to be at work well before 9am so that they can work to make money to funnel to Phil. Who thinks 9am is an absurd time to be awake for work - so much so that he treats what is a daily part of their lives as a complete joke and insufferable obstacle.

I just can never crack the gout code and understand his thought process. The only time it would be ok to bitch about waking up at 9am is if you worked a late shift and just have a different schedule. What's he doing other than making pulls and drinking gin until 3am? He doesn't even use the "babysitting uploads" excuse anymore. The only other people who talk like this are teenagers and young adults who are supposed to be having fun and are excused to bitch about adapting to the responsibilities of adulthood. Even some retarded NEET types know that kind of talk will instantly cause normal people to bully them. I guess I just have to assume he's in terminal arrested development, its just crazy to see hours and hours of a 40 year old in that state. Before streaming they were just the weirdos you'd occasionally bump into at the gamestore when they emerged from the family dungeon.

 

[Free Jasper]

I'll pitch a 10

I’d kick in some money. Believe me, I’ve spent it on worse things (but never on pigroach).

Any pictures would be icing on the cake for me. I’d kick in just so pigroach knows someone’s out there lurking, waiting for him. We’d agree the dates offline so he never quite knows which day off the shark is circling…..

(He brings this on himself. A fucking photo wouldn’t bother any of us. But he’s built his mountain of lies and hermit defences).

 

[Wasabi Panda]

his recap is...

ok seriously, what planet did he come from? Is he like ET's retarded cousin, it's like someone so sheltered that he'll come on to stream one day and go "GAIS! Look! fire!"

EDIT - this is unwatchable, he won't sit the fuck still and getting excited for such amazing new releases like LoL, which isn't a MOBA but instead a RTS and Valheim.

He also doesn';t know that LoL and Valarant are F2P and he doesn't know that Riot makes PC games, and who cares about PC gaming, missing that you're getting a higher tier than the F2P versions of the game. It's so cringy, he's literally what people mean when they say, console peasant and or xbot.

 

[Iron Hamster]

It's a good thing his audience is terminally retarded, or they might realize this is a red flag when the majority of them probably have to be at work well before 9am so that they can work to make money to funnel to Phil. Who thinks 9am is an absurd time to be awake for work - so much so that he treats what is a daily part of their lives as a complete joke and insufferable obstacle.

Especially after insisting he gets up at the crack of dawn every day.

 

[Fact Me Till I Fart]

Someone asked about the Thank You video and Phil said that he has needed some help lately 'for various reasons' and people have rallied and he wanted to say he appreciated it.
The example given of the bullshit, poorly defined 'various reasons'?
Phil mentions last month, when his YT payment 'was delayed' by several days and he needed money to get by and people stepped up.

1. The YT payment being delayed by 'several days' was all of 2 days (a weekend) and he got paid on Monday. Phil did not mention getting paid at the time because he speculated he would not get paid until Wednesday and didn't want to admit that he had the money. Worth noting here is that he avoided mentioning it until it was far enough away that he could safely use semantics to make it sound worse than it was.
2. There's still no explanation as to why he needed several hundred dollars in cash to cover him over two days when he wasn't leaving the house until his payment came on Monday. Especially when YT money is supposed to cover all the bills which were not due on the weekend.

Nice to see him squeeze out a classic, simple, but painfully obvious lie. Our boy still has it.

Newfags, a lesson or simple point why paying attention to a liar works very well...

And literally to no surprise that he will get away with it how much the combined IQ of his loyal wheels can't even make up at least 30IQ...