E3 (but not really) 2022

[Point Man]

Film awards and shit in a video game trailer is just a sign saying "THIS IS GONNA BE HOT GARBAGE"

 

[Dr. Geronimo]

Ew mixed race couple.

 

[The Last Stand]

Thought provoking? It's a freaking visual novel.

Do I turn left or turn RIGHT!

 

[Kramer on the phone]

surprised no one here mentioned her hips, she's like Mrs.incredible.

 

[trent]

This looks cheap as fuck.

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

It's literally a digital comic book.

 

[Basic Blonde Boy]

This looks like the end of Drawn To Life.

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

Those 4K graphics with Ray Tracing, Baby!

 

[Cod of War]

Help, my eyes won't stop rolling

 

[TwinPeaksEnjoyer]

It looks like shit.

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

Starring not as disgusting Jesse Cox.

 

[Point Man]

The town of Turok lol

 

[Celebrate Nite]

 

[Blitzsneed]

I hate french people.

 

[Korpon]

Smoothest animations you've ever seen
EDIT: Also holy shit what an awful cover of Johnny Cash

 

[CIS White Droid]

And to top it off they're raping Johnny Cash

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

At least David Cage has the decency to make his garbage look decent

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

Sewer Shark was better than this shit

 

[Kramer on the phone]

NGL, imagine if back in the 360 era we got a Tom goes to the Mayor game?

also how the fuck is that multiplayer?

 

[betterbird]

I'd like to feel something besides indifference at least once while watching this