Gross Luna Slater / funeral1996 / rotten2thecore1996 / howl1996 / junkhun & Matthew Schumacher / Lurch - Heroin Addict, Discount Courtney Love, fucking grimy

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Should Luna be moved to Deathfats?

  • No, shes just big boned

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Am I the only one believing she did self-harm? She was most likely high as fuck when she did it. Accidentally cutting deeper than she intended would be very easy. Self harm is not reserved for smart people.
Lurch wouldn’t be blaming a “cheap dollar tree store knife” if it was self harm. Something else happened.
Luna knows she’ll get sympathy and attention for self harm and won’t get any if she mentions she was high as fuck off of Xanax.
Common sense man
 
Lurch wouldn’t be blaming a “cheap dollar tree store knife” if it was self harm. Something else happened.
Luna knows she’ll get sympathy and attention for self harm and won’t get any if she mentions she was high as fuck off of Xanax.
Common sense man
Lurch will happily lie about Luna's self harm if he smells a lolsuit opportunity.

She got high and hurt herself. She posted it online as self-harm. She has a history of self harm. End of story.

Lurch might think he's got an in to sue Dollar General for their one dollar knife being "cheap" and harmful, but his walking BPD personified girlfriend has already told everyone she purposeful hurt herself with the knife, not accidentally. But this is Lurch, and his only ideas to make money are (a) sell drugs, and (b) sue people. They need money to move out? He needs a lolsuit payday, in his mind.
 
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Lurch is tired of playing a mom role for people
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In the middle of talking about the Yankees he starts rambling about a Hyundai commercial. "scary yet terrifying"
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Whiteknighting
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Other interactions with women on twitter
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Lurch will happily lie about Luna's self harm if he smells a lolsuit opportunity.

She got high and hurt herself. She posted it online as self-harm. She has a history of self harm. End of story.

Lurch might think he's got an in to sue Dollar General for their one dollar knife being "cheap" and harmful, but his walking BPD personified girlfriend has already told everyone she purposeful hurt herself with the knife, not accidentally. But this is Lurch, and his only ideas to make money are (a) sell drugs, and (b) sue people. They need money to move out? He needs a lolsuit payday, in his mind.
That’d be easier to believe if Luna changed her story and went along with it, but she didn’t. She kept going with the self harm on multiple posts.
 
Luna treating that bandage like her hottest new accessory from Amazon.
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Is this bitch even capable of not glamorizing every shitty part of her life? Sometimes I really wonder if she’s a legitimate retard and I shouldn’t be laughing. Everything about this reminds me of Ace Ventura pretending to be a crazy retard to snoop the asylum.
Same smile, aesthetic, vibe, all of it.
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More posts kissing Lurch’s ass. I wonder how long this performance is gonna go on for.
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Ugh, that poor cat. Another pic of troon Lurch. I’m convinced she has no idea the filter also applies to his face due to being a blind, self obsessed retard.
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Such a romantic gentleman. He really is everything a woman needs. :story:
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What makes me really not buy it is lurch’s mention of the cheap cheap cheap knife and that it was right in the
Years ago, a friend of mine got an almost identical wound. She had apparently left a knife blade up in a glass in the kitchen sink, then filled it up with suds. When she stuck her hand in later to do the dishes, she sliced her wrist like that, deep and short. Maybe Luna did a similar retarded thing, or got it dumpster diving, or through some other ill-advised junkie behavior. It just seems like a very un-Luna thing to do, to slice into that new tatt. Then again, a desperate junkie who ‘needs’ a fix might do it to have a convincing wound to maybe score a benzo script for self harm, especially if she’s determined to cut her mother (her current supplier) out of her life.
 
Years ago, a friend of mine got an almost identical wound. She had apparently left a knife blade up in a glass in the kitchen sink, then filled it up with suds. When she stuck her hand in later to do the dishes, she sliced her wrist like that, deep and short. Maybe Luna did a similar retarded thing, or got it dumpster diving, or through some other ill-advised junkie behavior. It just seems like a very un-Luna thing to do, to slice into that new tatt. Then again, a desperate junkie who ‘needs’ a fix might do it to have a convincing wound to maybe score a benzo script for self harm, especially if she’s determined to cut her mother (her current supplier) out of her life.
She has called it self harm, repeatedly, in multiple posts on multiple platforms. Why are there so many spergs invested in the idea that there's a conspiracy with this cut?

She was blacked out on 5-6 bars of Xanax minimum - as we know from the photo she posted right before she cut herself - and in a blackout one does things they normally would consider insane / stupid / embarrassing. Luna decided to dig a hole into the middle of her new tattoo.
 
She has called it self harm, repeatedly, in multiple posts on multiple platforms. Why are there so many spergs invested in the idea that there's a conspiracy with this cut?

She was blacked out on 5-6 bars of Xanax minimum - as we know from the photo she posted right before she cut herself - and in a blackout one does things they normally would consider insane / stupid / embarrassing. Luna decided to dig a hole into the middle of her new tattoo.
Because she's 1. Vain as fuck and would never stab into her new tattoo that she loooves so much and 2. Why wouldn't she say it's self harm if she accidentally hurt herself? It's perfect for sympathy and donation whining.
If you look at her old self harm she has never really cut herself that deep before, why would she just now start and at her wrist instead of her upper legs (which she cut because "she haaaates her upper legs that caused Haiti") especially?
I know it's dumb to discuss this to death but it just shows once more how much she lies for pity and money. She literally can't be honest about one little thing without making it all about her "horrible poor mental health".
That's also why I think that even if she wasn't addicted to smack, she probably would still be a huge BPD cow.
 
Because she's 1. Vain as fuck and would never stab into her new tattoo that she loooves so much and 2. Why wouldn't she say it's self harm if she accidentally hurt herself? It's perfect for sympathy and donation whining.
If you look at her old self harm she has never really cut herself that deep before, why would she just now start and at her wrist instead of her upper legs (which she cut because "she haaaates her upper legs that caused Haiti") especially?
I know it's dumb to discuss this to death but it just shows once more how much she lies for pity and money. She literally can't be honest about one little thing without making it all about her "horrible poor mental health".
That's also why I think that even if she wasn't addicted to smack, she probably would still be a huge BPD cow.
Just to add, it also is very clearly a puncture wound- short, roundish and deep with fairly neat edges. Most people who self-harm don't stab themselves, they cut. Luna has never stabbed herself, she cuts chicken-strach lines into her legs. Even if she were high and accidentally went too deep it would look like her other self-harm boo-boos but deeper, not like this.
 
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