DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
May
Pisstrooper said:
Phil just bitched on stream for 10 minutes about waking up at 9am. He seriously has no concept about how any of this comes off. Think about how simple of a thought, "Man waking up so early sucked... but maybe I shouldn't bitch about it because that's when almost everyone is already at work." Nope, too complex and empathetic for young gouty prince Philliam. He just rolls out of bed and complains to his subjects about how hard it is to take their money a couple hours earlier in the morning.
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>Man stays up until 5AM local time playing his mobile game.
>Proceeds to bitch about having to wake up at 9AM.

Beyond parody.
 
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Pisstrooper said:
Phil just bitched on stream for 10 minutes about waking up at 9am. He seriously has no concept about how any of this comes off. Think about how simple of a thought, "Man waking up so early sucked... but maybe I shouldn't bitch about it because that's when almost everyone is already at work." Nope, too complex and empathetic for young gouty prince Philliam. He just rolls out of bed and complains to his subjects about how hard it is to take their money a couple hours earlier in the morning.
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It's really hard to not get MATI when my alarm goes off 4:30 or 5:30, monday till friday or even saturday often times. Plus no off days during the summer, instead you get extra hours.

Whenever he says he woke up 'at the crack of dawn' at 9 AM, he should be thankful I'm nowhere near him.
 
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King of Hateful Slurs said:
He is rocking back and forth so much today goddamn
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between that and looking around the room from obs to chat to the door back to obs I couldn't watch this, can't even listen as background noise cause he's rocking so much he voice goes in and out as he moves around.

that and it was going to be one of those rambles where he didn't know LoL and Valarant are PC games and there's also XBGP for PC which is about as exciting and useful as those old steam sales when Portal, Bastion and Limbo would be on sale. Mr gaming news not a shil, knows more than game journalists cause he's real, didn't know LoL was a PC exclusive or that it's a MOBA...I mean yes LoL who's ever heard of that small game.
 
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Pisstrooper said:
Phil just bitched on stream for 10 minutes about waking up at 9am. He seriously has no concept about how any of this comes off. Think about how simple of a thought, "Man waking up so early sucked... but maybe I shouldn't bitch about it because that's when almost everyone is already at work." Nope, too complex and empathetic for young gouty prince Philliam. He just rolls out of bed and complains to his subjects about how hard it is to take their money a couple hours earlier in the morning.
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What irks me really is how detached he is from absolutely everything regarding how other people make their money.

It's not just his bs seething over the people who can't tip because of the current global financial fucking economic collapse and inflation in America.

It's the fact that the majority of the people working right now aren't just struggling to make ends me let alone find disposable income. These people are being forced in overtime shifts and extended hours. Not to be a diary fag but I work in logistics for a pretty big company. We went from 4 10s to 4 12s and forced 10 hour ot. 2 months ago.

People with real families and a real sense of financial responsibility and the implications of how the current economy quite well could kill em the least bury them in labor and debt. He dosent care cause he dosent know. No he has to come to work 45 minutes early. Roll out of bed where he lives, walk 10 feet down the hall and pretend to give a shit as he WATCHES a presentation from a fucking comfy chair in his air conditioned office. All his amenities right there. Dosent have to spend money on gas just to work his shitty job. Dosent have miss out on anything he's literraly in control of every aspect of his schedule. No one is holding a gun to his fucking head and the implications of him not being there is what? Not making 22 dollars. Just watch on demand you fucking loser.

I don't mean to harp so much but the whole blue collar shitck is so fucking trash coming from him. Dudes waking up at 4am just to end up outside Phil's pigdom at noon doing fucking yard work for this ungrateful loser as he claims he works harder than anyone ever.

45 fucking minutes. Suck a dick Phil. You fucking loser. You're a cancer. You have no fucking clue how the average human being exists in this world. The grossest shit about you, imo, is this shit. The hold these believes that you work harder than people and your life is so hard. While simultaneously dogging on people who actually work jobs that suck, the hours, the work, the mental fatigue. You don't have the shit. You couldn't handle it. But every chance you get you insinuate your better than all of em and none of em could ever know just how hard you work and how much waking up at fucking 9am inconviences you. You have a loyal denthend wheel chair living in fucking Asia or the middle east or whatever, who watches you religiously. Wakes up at whatever fucked up time he has to do it. I don't know if he works, I don't care. The sentiment I'm making, this mother fucker set his schedule up across the world just so he can be there a support you when you cry low support, but you gotta get up at 9am. Laughable. The people who support you sacrifice more in their own schedules.


Back to my point which I'm sure has already been hammered home to death, you're a fucking loser Phil. You're not a man. You're not blur collar. You don't work hard. You don't sacrifice shit. You wouldn't last one day dealing with the stress and strain of a 8 hour shift at a taco bell. Teenagers in supermarkets stocking shelves after school have more grit than you. You fucking sad sack shit.
 
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PieceofShet said:
DSP is definetly in better shape than Kat

LMAO the 25 pushups video!

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Idc what anyone says. This is the most unhinged DSP has ever been imo. He knows he's lying. Not just lying about being able to do them, but lying about even trying to do them. But he still gets so genuinely angry at the fact that anyone would question his ability to do it.
 
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Goddamn, if something doesn't change soon, I know some ungrateful viewers who are gonna be getting a pretty serious talking to about how they BEGGED for something for 5 years and are now not showing the appropriate level of monetary gratitude for finally being receptive (albeit, just a little bit late) to their request...

Did they not fucking hear that Phil GOT UP EARLY for this shit?? How his ENTIRE household was still in a peaceful slumber as he arose at an ungodly hour to make the long trip to a couch in another room as a direct result of listening to THEIR feedback?? Ingrates.
 
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Wasabi Panda said:
between that and looking around the room from obs to chat to the door back to obs I couldn't watch this, can't even listen as background noise cause he's rocking so much he voice goes in and out as he moves around.

that and it was going to be one of those rambles where he didn't know LoL and Valarant are PC games and there's also XBGP for PC which is about as exciting and useful as those old steam sales when Portal, Bastion and Limbo would be on sale. Mr gaming news not a shil, knows more than game journalists cause he's real, didn't know LoL was a PC exclusive or that it's a MOBA...I mean yes LoL who's ever heard of that small game.
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Phil never changes. Found this gem and it's from 2014


This idiot complains about a old geame which generates huge tournaments but keeps playing his beloved SF 2 Turbo against a handful of players
 
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