E3 (but not really) 2022

[Captain Chromosome]

The walking animation for this game makes me think it's a genuine scam.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

Guys. Four hours ago I stopped reading at page 88. Why are we at page 155? I am trying to lurk. But help a nigga out for goodness sake.

niggers, trannies, xbox, todd howard, no man's sky clone, system shock

Now you're all caught up

 

[Marissa Moira]

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Yes that's the point, they deny the exitance of micro transactions only to drop them on you later or to patch them out except not really patch them out.

 

[Pissmaster]

Guys. Four hours ago I stopped reading at page 88. Why are we at page 155? I am trying to lurk. But help a nigga out for goodness sake.

It's dozens of pages of us making fun of everything live. System Shock and Scorn look good. That's about it.

 

[Saxxon]

Guys. Four hours ago I stopped reading at page 88. Why are we at page 155? I am trying to lurk. But help a nigga out for goodness sake.

PC gaming show, it has been boring so far. Only interesting thing was System Shock but still no release date.

 

[TheDarknessGrows]

We're commenting as we watch...

Did something big happen? All last week you got to 88 pages. In four hours you almost doubled that.

 

[Alter Ego]

What the fuck theres a warhammer museum

It's like one room of glass display cases filled with their studio painted models at their Warhammer World HQ in Nottingham. Just saying "Warhammer museum" makes it sound like a much bigger thing than it actually is.

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

It's still part of the advertising intended for them. It's why it always sounds out of touch.

Explain how them being out of touch with gamers to the point that everyone in the chat is saying "this sucks balls" is a good marketing strat to prospective investors.

Or is this the kind of pulled out of the ass insider knowledge you have that says Sony is totally making a TV show to get people to buy a PC game to convince them to buy a PS5?

 

[Pissmaster]

Did something big happen? All last week you got to 88 pages. In four hours you almost doubled that.

no

we're mocking it all so our souls don't shrivel up and die

 

[Marissa Moira]

Steam deck is being ignored like a sick child with leukemia.

 

[Dr. Geronimo]

This voiceover tastes like huffed farts.

 

[TheDarknessGrows]

no

we're mocking it all so our souls don't shrivel up and die

Please accept my hugs.

 

[Crustyguy]

It sounds like British Linkara

 

[Pissmaster]

This voiceover tastes like huffed farts.

He really does have a farty voice (this is for Victoria 3)

 

[Marissa Moira]

Explain how them being out of touch with gamers to the point that everyone in the chat is saying "this sucks balls" is a good marketing strat to prospective investors.

Or is this the kind of pulled out of the ass insider knowledge you have that says Sony is totally making a TV show to get people to buy a PC game to convince them to buy a PS5?

I don't think investors are in chat

But yes the TV strategy is real, that literally came from Sony themselves.

 

[I (Don't) Have A Gun]

Did something big happen? All last week you got to 88 pages. In four hours you almost doubled that.

Microsoft/Bethesda presentation earlier and now PC Gaming presentation. Before was mostly indie.

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

Yes that's the point, they deny the exitance of micro transactions only to drop them on you later or to patch them out except not really patch them out.

How does this appeal to investors and NOT the gamers?

 

[Love Machine]

Paradox needs a new gimmick.

 

[Saxxon]

It sounds like British Linkara

"Build your own empire I guess"

 

[trent]

I thought colonialism was a no-no thing nowadays?