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"Go to Cedrus Sauna right now, I'll be waiting for ya!"
Jack...will be waiting for people...in a sauna...
The jokes write themselves.
Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
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Jack...will be waiting for people...in a sauna...
The jokes write themselves.
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So...I did a little digging around this afternoon and found some interesting bits of information. Jack was a club DJ for Studio K/Cloud 9 back in the mid/late '80s. There is only one reference to him On this blog, in an anonymous comment, and nowhere else on the blog. Studio K was a dance club found inside Knotts Berry Farm until 1991.
TL;DR: Jack wasn't a nightclub DJ, he was an employee at Knott's Berry Farm.
TL;DR: Jack wasn't a nightclub DJ, he was an employee at Knott's Berry Farm.
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That info makes this post even funnier:
Looks like fatty is doing his favorite combo (besides fast food meals) of lying and being a bitch.
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Here’s another thing I found this afternoon while digging, I don’t think it’s been posted.
Referenced in this video:
Jack says that “ABC News” came to interview him. This is false (sort of) the station that interviewed him was ABC7 out of San Francisco. It is an ABC-owned local affiliate. Although the way he words it in the video, you’d think that the ABC World News Tonight had a crew out there or 20/20.
Here’s the article which was in their archive:
https://abc7news.com/archive/8737533/
As far as I could tell from a search, it hadn’t been posted here before.
Article text (in case the URL stops working):
Monday, July 16, 2012
LOS ANGELES
Jack Scalfani's show caters to regular Joes. He tapes four shows at a time in his own kitchen, testing recipes and making comfort food.
"I am just trying to help everyday people," said Scalfani.
By that, he means people like himself with no formal training.
"I never claim to be a chef, but I love cooking. Cooking is involved in everything we do," said Scalfani.
Through Google Ads on the show's site, repping products and selling sauce, Scalfani is making a living doing what he loves. The response to his no-nonsense style is infectious.
"I'm about ready to hit 8 million views, and I'm 31,000 subscribers and seen in over 95 countries. It's great," Scalfani said.
Ironically, he didn't set out to be a YouTube sensation. He simply wanted to promote the sale of his BBQ sauce business.
"I have the best BBQ sauce you'll ever taste, the best hot BBQ sauce you'll ever taste and the best teriyaki sauce you'll ever taste," said Scalfani.
The hot BBQ sauce is now his best-seller, which is yummy by the way. It is sold in stores and featured in restaurants. It's so popular, people buy it in jugs.
"I think they're just drinking it. I think they're drinking it straight," Scalfani joked.
Today's cooking lessons feature hiding veggies in twice-baked potatoes and a segment to help his viewers get that restaurant quality taste at home.
Referenced in this video:
Jack says that “ABC News” came to interview him. This is false (sort of) the station that interviewed him was ABC7 out of San Francisco. It is an ABC-owned local affiliate. Although the way he words it in the video, you’d think that the ABC World News Tonight had a crew out there or 20/20.
Here’s the article which was in their archive:
https://abc7news.com/archive/8737533/
As far as I could tell from a search, it hadn’t been posted here before.
Article text (in case the URL stops working):
'Cooking With Jack' caters to average Joes
By ABC7Monday, July 16, 2012
LOS ANGELES
Jack Scalfani's show caters to regular Joes. He tapes four shows at a time in his own kitchen, testing recipes and making comfort food.
"I am just trying to help everyday people," said Scalfani.
By that, he means people like himself with no formal training.
"I never claim to be a chef, but I love cooking. Cooking is involved in everything we do," said Scalfani.
Through Google Ads on the show's site, repping products and selling sauce, Scalfani is making a living doing what he loves. The response to his no-nonsense style is infectious.
"I'm about ready to hit 8 million views, and I'm 31,000 subscribers and seen in over 95 countries. It's great," Scalfani said.
Ironically, he didn't set out to be a YouTube sensation. He simply wanted to promote the sale of his BBQ sauce business.
"I have the best BBQ sauce you'll ever taste, the best hot BBQ sauce you'll ever taste and the best teriyaki sauce you'll ever taste," said Scalfani.
The hot BBQ sauce is now his best-seller, which is yummy by the way. It is sold in stores and featured in restaurants. It's so popular, people buy it in jugs.
"I think they're just drinking it. I think they're drinking it straight," Scalfani joked.
Today's cooking lessons feature hiding veggies in twice-baked potatoes and a segment to help his viewers get that restaurant quality taste at home.
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That post reeks of bullshit. The average club DJ in modern times makes about $14/hour. Jack somehow made the equivalent of $54/hour (which is nearly twice as much as the top 10% of DJs in California) at some random ass club? Yeah, no.
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I'm choosing to believe by pissing on the kitchen floor Hope is doing one of two things.
1: Trying to kill fatty.
2: Giving her review of his food.
1: Trying to kill fatty.
2: Giving her review of his food.
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No wonder he's the way he is. He probably has that article printed out and framed in his "studio".
Good grief. What kind of adulthood trauma did he go through to go from that to his current form. "Listen 4 me on the FM...Yeah! Yomama! Bogus!", he was a real Gregg "Opie" Hughes in the making.
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Looks like a newer style one that they've partnered with Amazon Go. Jagoff said you need to order with your phone and that's how these ones work. You get the app, punch in your order and when you'll be there, pay and when you walk in your drink is there waiting for you.
Fuck this guy is legit retarded.
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That keto waffle thing just got me angry, normally like most of us we hype our own posts and feelings but no for some reason I got legit angry. I wanted to Garret him. ... ok I'm proud of that joke.
I won't go back and side track too long (jk it'll be a bible long rant) Jacks take on cheap food is stupid AF, any chef should know the industry and things like margins etc, with out too much power level, I have family former in the industry and I used to finance a lot of them so I like my cooking and food but I am NOT a chef. I know the game well.
As said before it's stupid but it's Jack. Now, grilled cheese should be on EVERY menu, sorry haters. Sometimes lazy, drunk, depressed a diner grilled cheese is a hug. I don't more than 2 slices of wonder bread (rye for me) little cheese and pickles so thin you can read thru em. It's just 4 bucks and when you're in the gutter for what ever reason, that legit cures depression.
Now I'm near a major city and we have at LEAST 3 grilled cheese places, but they are all fancy and shit, that's fine but they aren't "cheap" they aren't highway robbery or anything but, you know short rib fresh french style bread 12 bucks what ever. Quite fair but yeah I could eat 4x that off the dollar menu if I just wanted caloires... like Jack.
This Julia shit is just depression, no not sad, it's depression in a video. I've mentioned before it passes for a meta humor thing. Momma basso is an amazing cook and Juila and Pepin are her heros so I had to show the clip that was made of the chicken, and she FREAKED. I spared the autismo of sharing lolcows with parents, but legit someone who's worked in industry, loves food etc thought this was a joke.
I really feel bad for hope, poor dog had to be treated like shit, any breeder who lies about health breed etc is a milling FUCK and should be drawn and quartered, but some how this poor doggo ended up in a worse house than locked in a cage and ignored. Jack as others said, wanted to add a new character to his show and it didn't work and he's already catching on... and because of that Hope suffers. I might joke about flame throwering babies and shit, but seeing animals abused just makes me sad. Hopes clearly got a rough and short life ahead of her and being a 2nd rate from a mill scum breeder was better off. I'd give Mike Vick a dog before Jack (side note, Vicks really turned himself around but fuck dog fighting)
I'm amped for his new review it'll be a mess as always.
I won't go back and side track too long (jk it'll be a bible long rant) Jacks take on cheap food is stupid AF, any chef should know the industry and things like margins etc, with out too much power level, I have family former in the industry and I used to finance a lot of them so I like my cooking and food but I am NOT a chef. I know the game well.
As said before it's stupid but it's Jack. Now, grilled cheese should be on EVERY menu, sorry haters. Sometimes lazy, drunk, depressed a diner grilled cheese is a hug. I don't more than 2 slices of wonder bread (rye for me) little cheese and pickles so thin you can read thru em. It's just 4 bucks and when you're in the gutter for what ever reason, that legit cures depression.
Now I'm near a major city and we have at LEAST 3 grilled cheese places, but they are all fancy and shit, that's fine but they aren't "cheap" they aren't highway robbery or anything but, you know short rib fresh french style bread 12 bucks what ever. Quite fair but yeah I could eat 4x that off the dollar menu if I just wanted caloires... like Jack.
This Julia shit is just depression, no not sad, it's depression in a video. I've mentioned before it passes for a meta humor thing. Momma basso is an amazing cook and Juila and Pepin are her heros so I had to show the clip that was made of the chicken, and she FREAKED. I spared the autismo of sharing lolcows with parents, but legit someone who's worked in industry, loves food etc thought this was a joke.
I really feel bad for hope, poor dog had to be treated like shit, any breeder who lies about health breed etc is a milling FUCK and should be drawn and quartered, but some how this poor doggo ended up in a worse house than locked in a cage and ignored. Jack as others said, wanted to add a new character to his show and it didn't work and he's already catching on... and because of that Hope suffers. I might joke about flame throwering babies and shit, but seeing animals abused just makes me sad. Hopes clearly got a rough and short life ahead of her and being a 2nd rate from a mill scum breeder was better off. I'd give Mike Vick a dog before Jack (side note, Vicks really turned himself around but fuck dog fighting)
I'm amped for his new review it'll be a mess as always.
Do you guys think he got a new towel or reused the towel that he used for the chicken?
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Jurassic World RAW review.
Honestly, having shit rolling in the background is annoying, and Jack should do all of his reviews this way.
Jack bitching about people in the theater is as expected as it is fucking annoying.
I've accidentally booked the front seats in the theater; the websites can be fucky. I'll admit I snuck into different seats and got shamed for it.
(Still did it again though, fuck the up-front seats)
Jack is claiming there are continuity errors, but Jack is a fucking idiot, maybe he stroked out for three minutes and it made him angee!
TAMMY, WHAT JUST HAPPENED! TAMMEEEEEEE
No one cares about your political takes Jack.
I hate how he makes these reviews so intentionally vague "to avoid spoilers".
Tammy is trying to cook Jack in the car like a dog. Sadly, the car has yet to kill him.
Dog Piss Kitchen
Oh get over it you guys, you'd piss yourself in terror if you found yourself in the BISTRO, and you know it.
RTC went back to the past, back from the past it's Grifter Jack. Cooking with WOOD
I always hate when Jack takes the "explaining something" tone. It really makes me want to hit him with his food plank. Also, did he reuse a fucking windex bottle filled with water?
ah yes, moist raw fucking fish. Get You Parasites.
The confused rage jack has on his face is funny.
ARTHBEETUS
Fuck, that would have been a good username.
Town Square, Jack In Public
Where's the tar and feathers? Where are the villagers with torches?
Honestly, having shit rolling in the background is annoying, and Jack should do all of his reviews this way.
Jack bitching about people in the theater is as expected as it is fucking annoying.
I've accidentally booked the front seats in the theater; the websites can be fucky. I'll admit I snuck into different seats and got shamed for it.
(Still did it again though, fuck the up-front seats)
Jack is claiming there are continuity errors, but Jack is a fucking idiot, maybe he stroked out for three minutes and it made him angee!
TAMMY, WHAT JUST HAPPENED! TAMMEEEEEEE
No one cares about your political takes Jack.
I hate how he makes these reviews so intentionally vague "to avoid spoilers".
Tammy is trying to cook Jack in the car like a dog. Sadly, the car has yet to kill him.
Dog Piss Kitchen
Oh get over it you guys, you'd piss yourself in terror if you found yourself in the BISTRO, and you know it.
RTC went back to the past, back from the past it's Grifter Jack. Cooking with WOOD
I always hate when Jack takes the "explaining something" tone. It really makes me want to hit him with his food plank. Also, did he reuse a fucking windex bottle filled with water?
ah yes, moist raw fucking fish. Get You Parasites.
The confused rage jack has on his face is funny.
ARTHBEETUS
Fuck, that would have been a good username.
Town Square, Jack In Public
Where's the tar and feathers? Where are the villagers with torches?
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I really, really hope that is just another towel but I have seen that video where he reuses a bloodied plate he didn't bother to rinse with water, I would not be surprised if that is the same towel.
Video in question where he commits this heinous crime: Lazy Man's Pot Roast
EDIT: Note: Seasoned with half a packet of salt and black pepper.
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I don't want to make fun of someone with autism but...
It really seems like Jacks "true" fans all have some sort of mental disability
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An archive of Jack's commercial work for his 3R1Productions LARP.
Interestingly, the subscribed-to channels were left public on the 3R1Productions page, so we can see that 2010-era Jack was following (among others) Andy Milonakis, the Orange County GOP, uberbubblefilms run by Glenn Scott Lacey who wrote Jack's old intro and maybe the Fart-Fart song, as well as LadyYumYumShow who did several collabs with Jack, and even shilled his sauce as a "recommended" ingredient in her BBQ Tofu Tacos.
The wendigo wept.
Pantel TV Internet Video - Sep 6, 2010
Cedrus Sauna Internet Commercial - Sep 6, 2010
Knots Berry Farm Studio K / Cloud 9 Reunion Party Commercial #1 - Jan 25, 2011
Knott's Studio K Commercial #3 - Mar 15, 2011
Cedrus Sauna Internet Commercial - Sep 6, 2010
Knots Berry Farm Studio K / Cloud 9 Reunion Party Commercial #1 - Jan 25, 2011
Knott's Studio K Commercial #3 - Mar 15, 2011
Interestingly, the subscribed-to channels were left public on the 3R1Productions page, so we can see that 2010-era Jack was following (among others) Andy Milonakis, the Orange County GOP, uberbubblefilms run by Glenn Scott Lacey who wrote Jack's old intro and maybe the Fart-Fart song, as well as LadyYumYumShow who did several collabs with Jack, and even shilled his sauce as a "recommended" ingredient in her BBQ Tofu Tacos.
The wendigo wept.
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