Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[desudesu]

Baffles me how Charles and Jack are even related.

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Baffles me how Charles and Jack are even related.

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Charles makes a joke and Jack interprets it as some sort of conspiracy.

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Spoiler alert Jagoff, Charles is very likely referring to your month - the month of June, because it's fitting for a fat faggot like you.

 

[10 Sheep]

congrats to jack, he finally got video representation through a character sharing appearence his totally functional and healthy right arm! diversity win!

 

[abobe]

The whole house probably smells like dog piss.

 

[AnOminous]

When it comes to gas prices, why does Jagoff even care? He hasn’t driven anything gas powered in almost four years.
And he never will again.

With finances getting worse the gas and other prices are starting to cut into how often the wendigo can feed.

 

[Buck Mullet]

The whole house probably smells like dog piss.

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Dogs don't know your "trying to film" (literally trying, badly), they want attention and stimulation. Since fatty can't walk more than 50 feet before tearing something, take the dog to a dogpark at least so it can run around. If the dog is tired out and gotten plenty of stimulation they do this crazy thing and chill the fuck out and not bark while you LARP as a cooking show host.

And the peeing thing, dude. Years ago before the internet was in your pocket I had to potty train a shitty roommates puppy knowing fuck all how to do so by getting it to pee on newspaper I'd move closer to the back door until it figured "gotta pee=go to back door" and guess what, it fucking worked. When you can literally mumble "How to potty train a puppy" into your phone and a myriad of ways pop up there's no excuse for complaining about your dog pissing in the fucking kitchen of all places.

 

[仙草茶]

The whole house probably smells like dog piss.

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Next video: KETO Julia Child's Braised Mutt Ft. HOPE - JULIA IN JUNE

 

[rubytintedchix]

I’m working on an autistic side project when I came across a video where GiveMe Entertainment was changed out with 3R1 Productions. It was this video at the 3:51 timestamp.

It seems that 3R1 Productions was another front for Jack’s production company. At some point he held the domain name (now dead): http://www.3r1productions.com/

(I checked Wayback machine, there was only one crawl and it was a coming soon landing page).

I further found: http://3r1productions.blogspot.com/ which seems to be promoting some party Jack DJ’d.

There’s also a YouTube page with some TV commercials Jack voiced over:

https://www.youtube.com/user/3R1Productions

I’m not sure if we have seen any of this before. It’s been a while since I read the thread from the beginning, but I don’t recall seeing it.

 

[TurdFondler]

Oh my god I have been trying to find that sauna commercial. He sounds so patronizing and retarded in it. Someone please archive those commercials, they're Scalfani deep lore.

 

[AnOminous]

When you can literally mumble "How to potty train a puppy" into your phone and a myriad of ways pop up there's no excuse for complaining about your dog pissing in the fucking kitchen of all places.

You know these two trashy shitty scumbags will eventually dump the dog because even combined they're too fucking retarded to take care of an animal.

 

[rubytintedchix]

Oh my god I have been trying to find that sauna commercial. He sounds so patronizing and retarded in it. Someone please archive those commercials, they're Scalfani deep lore.

He has the Cedra Sauna commercial on both the CWJ channel and this new channel I just dug up.

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

I’m working on an autistic side project when I came across a video where GiveMe Entertainment was changed out with 3R1 Productions. It was this video at the 3:51 timestamp.

It seems that 3R1 Productions was another front for Jack’s production company. At some point he held the domain name (now dead): http://www.3r1productions.com/

(I checked Wayback machine, there was only one crawl and it was a coming soon landing page).

I further found: http://3r1productions.blogspot.com/ which seems to be promoting some party Jack DJ’d.

There’s also a YouTube page with some TV commercials Jack voiced over:

https://www.youtube.com/user/3R1Productions

I’m not sure if we have seen any of this before. It’s been a while since I read the thread from the beginning, but I don’t recall seeing it.

Imagine paying someone to make you a commercial and they come back with this shit.

Hey I'll be honest, his VA work on the Pantel commercial is pretty decent. He could have made an actual career of voicing infomercials for food gadgets and timeshares!

And I'm noticing the Knott's Berry Farm commercial features the classic JOTG "thud" sound at the very end. This is truly some deep lore.

 

[abobe]

Oh my god I have been trying to find that sauna commercial. He sounds so patronizing and retarded in it. Someone please archive those commercials, they're Scalfani deep lore.

He channeled his inner Sam Hyde, before he was even a thing, when reading off the list of health benefits.

 

[densedance]

You know these two trashy shitty scumbags will eventually dump the dog because even combined they're too fucking retarded to take care of an animal.

I might be wrong on this one. But I think Tammy would be able to watch that Dog because Women tend to be more empathetic with Animals. I just think that she's too busy working troughout the day to really train or take care of the dog, while Jack is doing his fucking show & blaming it on the Dog's natural behaviour instead of taking responsibility or at least realizing it, that these Animals need some basic level of training so they don't urinate or shit on your floor.

 

[AnOminous]

I might be wrong on this one. But I think Tammy would be able to watch that Dog because Women tend to be more empathetic with Animals. I just think that she's too busy working troughout the day to really train or take care of the dog, while Jack is doing his fucking show & blaming it on the Dog's natural behaviour instead of taking responsibility or at least realizing it, that these Animals need some basic level of training so they don't urinate or shit on your floor.

Jack himself is only barely housebroken.

 

[V4L_Penis]

Haha! After all these years i think we can confirm that.
This man is quite obviously a cooking analfabet. Most severe drooling retards in grouphomes do far far FAR better in the kitchen than this man.
Jack Scalfani IS a retard, there is no doubt whatsoever. Even before the strokes turned his brain to mush there was obviously something wrong in there. He is not wired properly.

That's because your average retard is at least humble enough to recognize their limitations amd second guess themselves-which is what sets Jack and other famous cows apart from their fellow tards. Even Jason Genova is self aware enough to recognize on some level that he's a fuckup even if he doesn't give a fuck at the end of the day.

 

[Aaway]

I’m working on an autistic side project when I came across a video where GiveMe Entertainment was changed out with 3R1 Productions. It was this video at the 3:51 timestamp.

It seems that 3R1 Productions was another front for Jack’s production company. At some point he held the domain name (now dead): http://www.3r1productions.com/

(I checked Wayback machine, there was only one crawl and it was a coming soon landing page).

I further found: http://3r1productions.blogspot.com/ which seems to be promoting some party Jack DJ’d.

There’s also a YouTube page with some TV commercials Jack voiced over:

https://www.youtube.com/user/3R1Productions

I’m not sure if we have seen any of this before. It’s been a while since I read the thread from the beginning, but I don’t recall seeing it.

great find! can't remember ever seeing this in the thread either

since 3 of the 4 videos ever uploaded to the channel are ads with voiceover by jack, it seems like he probably started the channel in anticipation of being hired to do future similar projects which never happened. the knott's ad he did the voiceover for was for a reunion party celebrating an old nightclub that existed at knotts in the 80s where he DJ'd. the other knott's ad is for the same reunion party and features DJ richard blade of KROQ and siriusXM's new wave channel fame. i'm not sure if jack was behind this ad or if he simply uploaded it to the channel

the last ad i recall him appearing in was that informercial for the nu-wave cooker he did with montel a while back. i want to say 2015 or 16? it was around the same time he appeared on WTIC

 

[Helvítis Túristi]

Yeah because nothing says "buy my sweatbox" as much as a fat retard screaming at a camera.
Edit: "Arthritus" someone please bring this debilitating condition to the forefront of Jack's consciousness.

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"when I'm partying with my three friends." Which friends Jack?

 

[BigDyno392]

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Jack has lost friends to COVID. I guess it was the hospital's fault his fat fuck friends with diabetes, coronary artery disease, hypertension, and cardiomyopathy died from COVID. It could not have been their morbid obesity. Impossible. Must be a giant conspiracy.

These delusional fat cunts will do anything to justify stuffing their gullet full of food and blaming other people for their own demise.

 

[Trappin in the Trap]

"when I'm partying with my three friends." Which friends Jack?

His three buddies, Achy Muscles, Immune System and Arthritus.

If only he didn't misspell arthritis, could've changed his whole life, he coulda gone down as a Billy Mays or a Phil Swift

 

[Aaway]

as if jack didn't already look and act like a special needs kid, wearing a hat with his own bitmoji on it is the cherry on top