Community Tard Baby General (includes brain dead kids) - Fundies and their genetic Fuckups; Parents of corpses in denial

[allthecheese]

not that it changes anything, but an alternative scenario occurred to me re: Archie. I also assumed he hung himself and dropped 8 feet, but wonder if he did some stupid blackout thing, and was too close to the stairs and fell down the stairs? Probably zebras instead of horses, but I realized I assumed "fell 8 feet" meant an 8 foot free fall, when it could've meant fell down stairs. (ETA: I had a few more pages to read, see that a few others wondered too.)

 

[Peaches Demure]

This is really morbid and a tangent, but how would this happen? It's not as if the spine is a hollow thing that things can drop through....right?

If the pressure inside the cranial cavity is high enough to compress the brain tissue, it will herniate into the spinal column. For a contrast, look at hydrocephalic kids like Luna who are young enough to still have "malleable" cranial plates. They last longer, because the skull plates can separate and allow space for the compressed brain to expand. Adults and older kids don't have this ability, hence the situation quickly becomes unlivable for them. From what I've gleamed, Archie had some brainstem function on arrival at the hospital, but that went out of the window when his brain continued to swell and compressed the stem. Even if the 40 minutes of anoxia didn't kill him, the swelling it resulted in did.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

Imaging wearing something with Juicy written across your ass for a hearing about your dead son.
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Then again she’s using her stripper name in public, so I guess I shouldn’t be surprised.

Britbongs, is this an example of what you guys call a chav?

 

[Melankia]

OK but what's she going to wear to the funeral?

She can get a new one (do they seriously still make those?) 2 sizes too small.

 

[GenociderSyo]

not that it changes anything, but an alternative scenario occurred to me re: Archie. I also assumed he hung himself and dropped 8 feet, but wonder if he did some stupid blackout thing, and was too close to the stairs and fell down the stairs? Probably zebras instead of horses, but I realized I assumed "fell 8 feet" meant an 8 foot free fall, when it could've meant fell down stairs. (ETA: I had a few more pages to read, see that a few others wondered too.)

One of the mothers stories was that he dropped 8 feet from the banister when she cut the cord.

 

[AnOminous]

If Archie was on trial for murder, would she go to court dressed like that??

Probably. Trash is trash.

 

[A tree]

Britbongs, is this an example of what you guys call a chav?

Chav is a bit passé but yes this is an absolute archetype of a chav so on the nose it's surely a cosmic joke

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

One of the mothers stories was that he dropped 8 feet from the banister when she cut the cord.

I hate to judge anyone for the way they react in an emergency, but is she seriously saying that he was hanging 8+ feet above the ground and she just chopped him down and let him drop? What the fuck?

Chav is a bit passé but yes this is an absolute archetype of a chav so on the nose it's surely a cosmic joke

Thank you. God, it's so not funny but at the same time, it's hilarious.

 

[GenociderSyo]

I hate to judge anyone for the way they react in an emergency, but is she seriously saying that he was hanging 8+ feet above the ground and she just chopped him down and let him drop? What the fuck?

"She recalled the moment she 'ran out screaming for help' after snapping the ligature off her son who was on the landing and fell '8ft onto the hallway', where she then began CPR."

https://archive.ph/KbBcF

 

[Niuhp]

Chav is a bit passé but yes this is an absolute archetype of a chav so on the nose it's surely a cosmic joke

Her outfit choices are clearly appropriate cultural garb for her demographics, y'all and probably the judge are just a bunch of cruel bigots. She wore her best black trackies for god sake!

Other versions typically worn include the hot pink and highlighter pen blue version for celebratory events, and a more subdued baby pink for when you need to meet with your child's principal, or a welfare benefits officer.

Depending on how observant she is, we may get a sombre grey for the funeral

 

[A tree]

Either the vigil didn't happen or fuck all people turned up because apparently none of the attendees could work out how to go live on Facebook, leaving poor Katheryne to try and show them how to use their phones from Plymouth.

 

[trance_glory]

Britbongs, is this an example of what you guys call a chav?

I'm not sure that chav adequately encompasses her rough as fuck, Essex hag vibe.

 

[A tree]

I'm not sure that chav adequately encompasses her rough as fuck, Essex hag vibe.

True, she is extremely chavvy, but its more like if she was a chav 20 years ago, now she's levelled up with shit loads of vodka, cocaine and surgery, reached level 99 and this is her final form.

 

[obsdj]

> implying archie will live to the 9th
Lol, but seriously. Their next stop if they somehow won and went for treatment abroad would probably be the U.S., and frankly, our healthcare here is about on par with the U.K.'s.

I assume she could set up shop in New Jersey like Mama Nails did with Jahi, unless their laws have changed (the whole "right to deny brain death is a thing" thing).

OK but what's she going to wear to the funeral?

Clear platform heels, a leopard-print thong, and purple pasties in honor of Archie's Army.

 

[Niuhp]

I'm not sure that chav adequately encompasses her rough as fuck, Essex hag vibe.

I've realised who she reminds me of and it's Rose Tyler's mum from when they brought Dr Who back

 

[Garbage.Theory]

I can't imagine wearing anything less than office-appropriate clothes to a court hearing that involves me in some way. I mean maybe I'd wear a Juicy track suit to go challenge a parking ticket or something. But not something that I consider to be LIFE and DEATH for my CHILD. If Archie was on trial for murder, would she go to court dressed like that??

Ninja'd almost verbatim by @Garbage.Theory it's a vibe I guess.

It is a vibe! And a legit one!

She doesn’t even have an affordability argument, even assuming she has zero income to buy something new SHE HAS A WHOLE FACEBOOK ARMY SENDING HER CASH.

 

[A tree]

 

[fenny]

Anyone else get a little cognitive dissonance from the judge ruling that Archie is both long dead and being physically harmed? I can see from a dignity aspect, no kid would want pictures of themselves emaciated and diapered and slowly rotting online for everyone to see. "You are burdening this corpse" is an angle I didn't expect. It's more palatable than "you are wasting so much time and money" I guess?

 

[Allo Vera]

To give some context, Essex is like the New Jersey of England. HTH.

 

[Hitman One]

Time has not been kind to the Spice Girls.

Mum will be able to take this to the Court of Appeal and then the Supreme Court, then it's over. With any luck that poor kid will go peacefully before that point.