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[trickyzerg23]

basic eye work isn't covered by the NHS, only more serious conditions, e.g. conjunctivitis or cataracts
it's similar with basic dental work, though you can get it done at discounted rates (if you can find a dentist who deals with NHS patients, and there are very few outside major towns)

That's literally worse than Obamacare. Why does anyone think exporting the NHS to civilized countries is a good idea?

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

With all this discussion of amholes and how bad they are, is it possible that a fellow’s intestines may prolapse out of one?
A hernia essentially, but with a gaping hole there, surely things could slip even further?

IANAD but I reckon a stink ditch splitting that wide would be lethal. A fistula - opening between the anus and the stink ditch - is the "standard" complication.

 

[Luigi McPizza]

Kevin being conscious that he has bad hair. One of the very few times where he has shown self awareness. Amazing.

Spoiler: Full size

 

[Plague Flea]

Kevvie, how many times have we told you to use sunscreen? Look at those sunburnt shoulders from toiling in the fields.

 

[FinnSven]

IANAD but I reckon a stink ditch splitting that wide would be lethal. A fistula - opening between the anus and the stink ditch - is the "standard" complication.

Well at least there is no danger of Kev or Wedge doing any heavy lifting.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

MOISTURIZE FOR FUCKS SAKE

 

[Corn Flakes]

Seriously, how old is this dude? The skin on his chin says 30, but his forehead says at least 60.

 

[Winnie the Poohnani]

Kevin: "...current hair is a bad joke lol"

Oh, don't sell yourself short, buddy. Every facet of your entire squalid existence is a bad joke. Best of all, you are not even God's mistake; you are a man-made monster.

 

[trickyzerg23]

Did that break-up not count because she was a mere real woman or something?

Funny how the entire Troon Oppression Hierarchy conveniently situates mentally-ill able-bodied men at the very top and healthy, well-adjusted women at the very bottom.

 

[Friendly Futa]

Hair done? This is not just a bad hair day. Nigga needs a hair transplant.

 

[HERHERHERHER]

Even his hair is running away from Kevin’s ugly mug

 

[trickyzerg23]

Hair done? This is not just a bad hair day. Nigga needs a hair transplant.

Amhole Transplant would work well. There should be fresh cadavers at the animal shelter.

 

[Law]

Amhole Transplant would work well. There should be fresh cadavers at the animal shelter.

I'm surprised the deluded necrobutchers affirming gender doctxrs haven't tried this already. Then I remember that they don't see vaginas as complex muscular organs, they just see them as "a hole what a penis fits into". Many such cases. Sad!

 

[Nanashi no kiwi]

Sounds like a Baldhead.

A grey man done raised by de en’my.
As the delightful Jamaican fellows around my old endz would say of such coconuts.

Dey need some Jah, rice n peas, salt fish, curry goat and ting.

Presumably also one of those neurotic light-skinned blacks (or perhaps even mixed race) that goes extra hard down the SJ idpol rabbit hole to prove to themselves and others that they're down with the struggle/not just a self-loathing Oreo.

 

[Amphotericin B]

His hair texture has me leaning towards him being of mixed ancestry. It’s styled like he’s trying to make it voluminous like more textured black hair, but the curl pattern is too loose to work with what they’re going for.

 

[BoomerSperg1922]

Kevin being conscious that he has bad hair. One of the very few times where he has shown self awareness. Amazing.
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this isnt bad hair, he is badly balding

 

[Piss Bear]

Kevvie, how many times have we told you to use sunscreen? Look at those sunburnt shoulders from toiling in the fields.

Kev retweeted this without realizing the memo it’s trying to get across, I guess.

Again, I can’t help but wonder how many of his followers actually find him attractive. My God, he is ugly.

Edit: LOL

Imagine grabbing a “handful” of Kevin’s receding dry, yet greasy hair.

 

[FinnSven]

this isnt bad hair, he is badly balding

Why is he badly balding?

I thought the pattern hair loss was related to testosterone levels, and Kevvie here has gone very far out of his way to ensure his testosterone levels are minimal.

I would doubt it is from stress but Kev is such a whiny Woofter and ponce that even what is just minor irritations for normal humans is like being forced to play Russian Roulette in a death camp to him.

The other likely suspect is his awful diet.

I wonder if the tranchers will all get scurvy?

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

Why is he badly balding?

Since stress and high testosterone are out of the question, it might be hereditary. He just got the shit ticket in the genetic lotto and he is bound to have a very ugly receding hairline in the following years.

 

[Just Hamsters]

Why is he badly balding?

I thought the pattern hair loss was related to testosterone levels, and Kevvie here has gone very far out of his way to ensure his testosterone levels are minimal.

The other likely suspect is his awful diet.

Since stress and high testosterone are out of the question, it might be hereditary. He just got the shit ticket in the genetic lotto and he is bound to have a very ugly receding hairline in the following years.

My money is on genetics compounded by poor diet. It's not black and white because there many different genes relevant to patterned hair loss.

I mentioned it awhile ago, but his superficial wrinkles and poor skin is due to collagen breakdown, likely from drugs and diet. That absolutely will also ruin your hair.

Collagen breakdown is of course also characteristic of scurvy. How are Kevin's teeth?
We know Penny's are fucked.

Edit: Further evidence in post from the tranch grocery trip. Nothing but sugar and empty carbs.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-t...gue-phillip-matthew-logue.86681/post-12135867