Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[Bees in the marmalade]

I remember looking up AmHoles years ago, back when the whole "Not even gynecologists can tell them apart!" myth started taking off. I couldn't find hardly any videos of post-op troons having sex with their ""vaginas"". The few I did find, they would only stick their dilator up there, and I think I found like... 2 videos of troons actually getting "fucked" in their vagina. And I use that term generously. It didn't look like regular sex. The Penis Haver had to go slow, and could only go at one angle. It looked extremely painful and it only lasted like, a minute before they had to stop.

Despite what troons claim, AmHoles are nothing like vaginas. They are extremely fragile and are limited in how much length and depth they can handle, unlike a real vagina. And for the post-op troons themselves, they either feel only pain, or they feel nothing at all. Jazz Jennings felt absolutely nothing when Dr. Bowers was poking around during a follow up visit. That's probably the best case scenario a post-op troon can hope for.

Hell, forget sex, troons can't even pleasure themselves. Kevin is an obvious example, he flat out gave up dilating because it hurt too much. Keffals is another one. Someone posted a video of him shoving a tiny dildo up his AmHole, and despite his best efforts to make it look sexy and erotic, even the most autistic kiwi can take one look at his face and tell he was in extreme pain.

This is part of why I dislike Kevin so much. He knows first hand that AmHoles are painful, he knows they are nothing like real vaginas, and yet he won't stop lying to his followers and encouraging others to get it. It's so fucked up.

This actually reminded me of something that happened like 2000 pages ago which always stuck with me. Kevin was thirsting over some horrific gif of a troon trying to cram a dildo into his amhole. The troon literally ended up hammering the dildo into the hole with a Hitachi. The whole time you could tell he was struggling and there was zero pleasure from the ordeal.

Nobody archived the video itself because it was Islamic af but there's a screenshot and some choice quotes from it.

Archive here, NSFW, weird and gross: https://archive.ph/TZWpX

I hate that I have to comment on this, but the guy isn't just trying to push it in using the vibrator. He's hammering it in, and it's visibly getting caught on, well, something as it's being inserted. It's an identical motion as using a drain snake on a u-bend, and that's the most awful yet accurate analogy I think I've ever made.

Jesus fucking christ the way the dildo is getting....CAUGHT??? On something inside That man's pelvis pocket And it very obviously hits a wall of some kind and can't go deeper.
I know someone already pointed it out but I just have to reiterate how painful and horrifying that looks. And he thought that was the best teaser clip to show for his paid vids?
What straight man would even like to see an actual women do that?
Imagine what it would feel like to your dick to fuck that and having to practically break your dick to do it.?

Kevin was still in his gonna get fucked in my new vag phase. Good times.

 

[bluegenius8585]

Why is he badly balding?

I thought the pattern hair loss was related to testosterone levels, and Kevvie here has gone very far out of his way to ensure his testosterone levels are minimal.

I would doubt it is from stress but Kev is such a whiny Woofter and ponce that even what is just minor irritations for normal humans is like being forced to play Russian Roulette in a death camp to him.

The other likely suspect is his awful diet.

I wonder if the tranchers will all get scurvy?

It can be related to T-Levels but it can also be related to immune problems, diet, genetics etc.

 

[Yamamura]

Why is he badly balding?

I thought the pattern hair loss was related to testosterone levels, and Kevvie here has gone very far out of his way to ensure his testosterone levels are minimal.

I would doubt it is from stress but Kev is such a whiny Woofter and ponce that even what is just minor irritations for normal humans is like being forced to play Russian Roulette in a death camp to him.

The other likely suspect is his awful diet.

I wonder if the tranchers will all get scurvy?

I agree with the people saying genetics. There are some things you can do to combat hair loss, but none that Kevin could do reasonably because he's lazy. Some guys even start hair loss in their teens or early 20s. The truth is if hair loss is in the cards for you genetically there's not much you can really do besides sort either embrace it or pay someone to fix it for you.

Collagen breakdown is of course also characteristic of scurvy. How are Kevin's teeth?
We know Penny's are fucked.

The way I've seen their shopping carts on their costco runs, rarely have I ever recalled seeing many citrus fruits in there before. I would not be surprised if they had all sort of deficiencies considering even guys in frat houses have more balanced diets than them.

 

[Corn Flakes]

I agree with the people saying genetics. There are some things you can do to combat hair loss, but none that Kevin could do reasonably because he's lazy. Some guys even start hair loss in their teens or early 20s. The truth is if hair loss is in the cards for you genetically there's not much you can really do besides sort either embrace it or pay someone to fix it for you.

You can tell his hairline was very suspect even pre-trooning. The dickchop and the HRT might have delayed it, but the 5head was inevitable. The ISO-standard side-flip tranny hairstyle doesn't help either.

 

[stupid frog]

I wonder if Kevin told Wedge not to get the surgery...

 

[AMHOLIO]

Kevin being conscious that he has bad hair. One of the very few times where he has shown self awareness. Amazing.
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How the fuck is he going to get that done? This is a genuine question. Please, someone, find a hairstyle that isn't a wig, a full shave, or a paper bag on his head.

Since stress and high testosterone are out of the question,

Just adding that he might be stressed from his living situation teetering on the brink of failure and that he's so far away from everything. He once talked about how the entire alpaca farm cramped lifestyle is strangling him, so it could be a lot of repression under those empty eyes and empty head.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Tranny skeleton archaeology cope.
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It's amazing at how much people love to platform stuff that's absurd on its face simply because it confirms their priors and "owns" whoever they hate currently.

I'm not even going to bother to look this up, I'm going to assume the base claim is true. Your bones "regenerating on a ten year cycle" wouldn't mean you completely recreate your bones into new and exciting forms every ten years it means every cell gets replaced with a new version over ten years, which you'll realize is a completely mundane claim because your entire fucking body works this way. How long do they think cells last, for eternity? How do they think growing works for kids? How do they think healing works? How stupid do you have to be to think that jacking some extra estrogen into your system would rewrite your base DNA informing your cells how to work on basic tasks? Everything I know about "troon healthcare" is simply because these faggots are so wrong about everything almost literally all the time.

Also, this is transphobic as fuck. What about those who can't grow "into our target gender" because it's non-binary or changes from moment to moment, shitlord? Good job contributing to fascist TERF lies they'll use to justify Literal Genocide, Jasmine and Kevin!

 

[Terrifying Organisms]

Just adding that he might be stressed from his living situation teetering on the brink of failure and that he's so far away from everything. He once talked about how the entire alpaca farm cramped lifestyle is strangling him, so it could be a lot of repression under those empty eyes and empty head.

Didn't they also all get the Coof a while ago? Sudden, rapid hair loss can be a long-covid symptom and last for up to 6 months, which would decimate what little covering he has left.

Then again, the vast, sweeping plain that is his forehead suggests it's probably just your run-of-the-mill male-pattern baldness, which is genetic.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Didn't they also all get the Coof a while ago? Sudden, rapid hair loss can be a long-covid symptom and last for up to 6 months, which would decimate what little covering he has left.

Even if Long COVID was legit, Kevin's hair issues predate this thread even. At some point the girl magic will kick in though.

 

[ten dollars off]

HE CENSORED “The Family Dollar” I fuckng can’t.
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Kevin mentions "getting clocked" as if it's something infrequent. He passes so poorly, I'm betting most people don't even realize he's a tranny and trying to pass for female.

They just assume he's an ugly gay man that doesn't know how to dress himself.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

They just assume he's an ugly gay man that doesn't know how to dress himself.

You think he can pass as gay?

Powerlevel but the rural gays I know are all Martha Fucking Stewart. I know a dude who captured his own wild swarm this year.

Kevin looks like the kind of rural chud whose IQ was stunted by going barefoot as a kid.

 

[The Final Troondown]

SKELETONOLOGISTS CAN'T TELL THE DIFFERENCE RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

This could be a game, make a sock twitter and see who can get the most ridiculous pseudoscience retweeted

'studies have actually shown that when subjected to HRT, breast implants in trans women start to convert from silicone to breast tissue #hrtismagic'

 

[AirdropShitposts]

This could be a game, make a sock twitter and see who can get the most ridiculous pseudoscience retweeted

'studies have actually shown that when subjected to HRT, breast implants in trans women start to convert from silicone to breast tissue #hrtismagic'

It's not fun to play a game you're guaranteed to win.

 

[The Final Troondown]

Kevvie, how many times have we told you to use sunscreen? Look at those sunburnt shoulders from toiling in the fields.

He can bond with his new GF over stories of working massa's fields and singing spirituals

 

[FinnSven]

He can bond with his new GF over stories of working massa's fields and singing spirituals

What would a Civil Rights sista really make of the fetishized version of slavery Kev has going on with Penny?

Especially as slaves go, Kev is a house troon, not an outside troon.

Is (s)he really going to “date” an Auntie Tom like Kev?

 

[Old Fart]

A lot of men go into the military because they're insecure or have no other prospects in life. Either way, these are prime targets for the gendercult once they leave the heavily regimented military environment and have to live without all the rules and schedules they once followed. Any PTSD they might have developed during service is just icing on the cake.

I forwarded the hypothesis that many of them join the service to prove themselves (and their family) that they're absolutely, totally not gay. Then, after a year between other manly men, it backfires spectacularly and they troon out.

Tranny skeleton archaeology cope.
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Dammit Kevin, now I have to call uncle Saeed again!

 

[Corn Flakes]

I forwarded the hypothesis that many of them join the service to prove themselves (and their family) that they're absolutely, totally not gay. Then, after a year between other manly men, it backfires spectacularly and they troon out.

There's a terrible irony about trying to prove that you're absolutely, totally not gay by joining an organization that keeps you in very close, borderline intimate contact with a ton of other horny young men. It's a tale as old as time.

 

[break these cuffs]

I forwarded the hypothesis that many of them join the service to prove themselves (and their family) that they're absolutely, totally not gay. Then, after a year between other manly men, it backfires spectacularly and they troon out.

The answer is far more simple. In general people enlist in the military because they are outliers in society. Whether they have some noble purpose to serve something greater than themselves or they want a guaranteed 3 hots and a cot because regular life just isn't working out. A guy in my platoon even got a strongly worded suggestion in judges chambers to enlist in the military because the judge was going to ensure he got no leniency next time he showed up in a courtroom in that county. He didn't have any felonies yet and it was The Surge where waivers were expanded to more misdemeanors, so he took the out. We had one corpsman who was in a gang back home. He and other bangers on base used the respectability they got from being in the military as cover to straw purchase guns, presumably report them stolen, and traffic them back home.

You find extraordinary people from both ends of the spectrum and everyone in between while you're in. Most people fall somewhere in between. Tranny guy was probably some kind of edge case before he ever enlisted. The Marine Corps infantry is roughly 85-90% white in my experience from the couple battalions I was in. This bares out in casualty reports. Less than 10% of Marine KIA are minorities across Iraq and Afghanistan. Special operations units across all the branches have been highlighted in the media for being racist because of how few minorities are in them. He could have PTSD from driving Motor T and IEDs or been on a base that took a lot of indirect fire. It's much more likely he was maladapted to society or even half crazy before he enlisted.

 

[BoomerSperg1922]

My money is on genetics compounded by poor diet. It's not black and white because there many different genes relevant to patterned hair loss.

I mentioned it awhile ago, but his superficial wrinkles and poor skin is due to collagen breakdown, likely from drugs and diet. That absolutely will also ruin your hair.

Collagen breakdown is of course also characteristic of scurvy. How are Kevin's teeth?
We know Penny's are fucked.

Edit: Further evidence in post from the tranch grocery trip. Nothing but sugar and empty carbs.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-t...gue-phillip-matthew-logue.86681/post-12135867

I am now legitimately wondering when the last time he ate an orange was.

 

[KuwabaraTheMan]

In my life I've seen very few healthy people lose their hair. It's always either 350lb absolute units or sickly twinks who eat nothing but soy and Beyond Meat.