Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[CharlesBarkley]

I’m gonna hire a big black gangbanger to mug than rape Bob in the taco bell drive through while I blast Billy Oceans When The Going Gets Tough.

Of course the director doesn’t write the dialogue, Chris, you fucking ape. However they do generally tell the actors how to deliver the dialogue. And this dipshit thinks he deserves to be a famous movie podcaster

jeez calm down dude it’s just a retarded fat man going through a midlife crisis.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Hey, at least Chris’s midlife crisis hasn’t reach a point where he starts fantasizing about hitting on teenage girls yet.

Spoiler: Islamic

 

[make_it_so]

It appears that Disney stock has dropped to below $100 a share and the pain may be just beginning with the incoming recession. I can hardly wait to see what Bob's certain-to-be-idiotic take is considering that he believes that Disney is a cyberpunk-inspired MegaCorp that can topple the state of Florida.

I think with the coming recession, Bob should have far more pressing concerns - like, how he's going to maintain income.

Because one of the first things people dump when times get rough is unnecessary luxuries. Unnecessary luxuries like, say, supporting some fat Bostonian retard's Patreon to make shitty videos on children's movies.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

So let's hear Lesser Brother's take on Justin Lin.
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I don't even know what to say to that. Rian Johnson? Taika Waititi? Edger Wright? James Wan? Did they just choose their favorite directors out of a hat? There's no way that this doesn't turn into Dragon Ball Evolution. It doesn't matter who directs it. And then there's this faggot "OPM is very unique it's why I call it hard mode". First, something is either unique or it's not. There's not varying levels of uniqueness you mong. Second, the only thing "unique" about One Punch Man is that it is one of the few media properties, at least the first season, to successfully deconstruct capeshit without stooping to making the main character ackshewlally an evil asshole in a shitty effort to subvert expectations. The only thing worthwhile, and somehow he still gets it wrong, is Lesser Brother asking "Why does the DIRECTOR have to write the dialogue?!?" because the director does not write the dialogue. The director interprets the script and DIRECTS the actors to act out his vision. This isn't some huge travesty. The first season of One Punch Man is just pretty good and fun and we'll still have the original. This isn't like George Lucas destroying the original negatives of the OT Star Wars so only it's CGI corpse remains. It's just this discourse from Bob and his Lesser Brother is just so breath takingly dumb.

These retards are making a movie and it's either gonna be hilariously bad, like woke The Room, or horrifically boring, like Yellow Brick Road.

EDIT:
Goddamnit, I have to assume that this is how Bob found the One Punch Man tweet as it came 20 minutes before his one that set all of this off

https://twitter.com/AndiKad85/status/1536459110379552769

https://archive.ph/xs9pz

You won't be able to see it because the guy blocked Bob and it was a pain in the ass to even get to the original tweet because of it.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1536461274539868168

https://archive.ph/DI7tJ

And the replies from some of the faithful.

Ryan has been following Bob since 2014 and is never failed to be amazed by him and his posts.

Bolmer is neither comfortable nor clever enough to find a direct way to say Jews.

And the right thing they did do and that was to ignore your stupid ass

Ahh the quiet dignity of calling Jews kikes. Fucking brilliant.

Mac would know.

 

[JayHarrison]

Bobby [...] thinks people vote on TV logic, and that GOP voters are solely concerned about "petty cultural shit" that fire off their "lizard brains".
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"mid-level stupids"
This is how you win support of the undecided. I don't even know what to add to something so incredibly pompous and arrogant.

Correct. For someone that claims to be a Thinker™, Moviebob may be the poster child as the image of what "ultimate-level stupid" looks like.

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Bobby's compulsion to pwn people back is absolutely fascinating, as is his toadies' obliviousness to Bobby's most glaring faults.
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Ugly is accurate, but not the word I'd use in this "rebuttal" to Bob. If anything, Moviebob is too stupid to rebut any political argument.

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Oh noes! Glenn Greenwald argues by false equivalence again!
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Remember: When Moviebob calls Brett Kavanaugh a "credibly accused rapist" (despite there never have been any corroborating evidence against Kavanaugh), what Moviebob is actually saying is "Kavanaugh is a Republican/non-Democrat, and all rape charges against Republicans/non-Democrats stick even when there's no way to actually prove the allegations true".

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Liz Cheney is what MovieBob would be if he were born in a high-ranking political dynasty.

I disagree; Adolf Hitler is what Moviebob would be if born into a political dynasty. (And I'm sure others would disagree with me, replacing Hitler with Mao, Putin, Pol Pot, Saddam Hussein, et.al.)

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Thanks for the Ethics lesson Bobby.

We all know Moviebob would never do the right thing for the right reason. Moviebob would only do the self-serving thing without giving a crap about anyone else's welfare.

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The "Anime Fans Try Not to Do a Racism for 30 Seconds" Challenge is actually quite easy to complete.

The "Moviebob Stops Acting Like a Racist Asshole for 365 Consecutive Days" Challenge, on the other hand? That's a challenge at which Moviebob has perpetually failed.

 

[Mississippi Motorboater]

Universal Studios, unlike Big Rat, chooses silence over pointless slapfights with DeSantis. That's why their parks are losing money.
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>Universal parks are leaking money

Um...what? By what metric? Bob, you wanna do some basic research when you make claims like this, maybe?

 

[Positron]

Obsolete flyover county electoral college yada yada.


Mentally deranged men threaten a woman who exposes their harm to children with death. Both Greenwald and Musk are concerned.


But of course it turns out to be a practical joke! Ha ha ha ha ha!




Greenwald gets upbraided for his old interview.


Transsexual child-groomers are those who screams bloody murder when they threaten women with pipe bombs and worse. And you wonder why many people think having fewer transsexuals is a good thing.




Sandra Newman and the author's controversial apocalyptic fantasy "The Men". (Archive of NYT op-ed)

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It's so hard to be a consoomer (archive of The Atlantic article).




Another round of frenzy feeding for Hollywood liberals.

No silly boy they don't do this for safety reason; they do it because CGI is cheaper.

Recall "Film Twitter" like Paddington Bear.

Sonic will follow soon.



Butterball Türkiye


The Super Future has a nemesis, and I don't mean MAGA-ghouls or transphobes like me.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Obsolete flyover county electoral college yada yada.
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Bob didn't need to prove he actually doesn't understand math so hard, I already believed him!

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Of course the director doesn’t write the dialogue, Chris, you fucking ape. However they do generally tell the actors how to deliver the dialogue. And this dipshit thinks he deserves to be a famous movie podcaster

This man is apparently working on a set this week and doesn't understand how movies are made. Bet the crew is glad neither of the Chipmans are directing that piece of shit.

I don't even know what to say to that. Rian Johnson? Taika Waititi? Edger Wright? James Wan? Did they just choose their favorite directors out of a hat?

Yes, that's exactly what they did. Because they aren't familiar with the property, so those guys could rip it to shreds and come up with a fuck you to the fans, and they'd love it because it wasn't one of their franchises getting raped.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

Transsexual child-groomers are those who screams bloody murder when they threaten women with pipe bombs and worse. And you wonder why many people think having fewer transsexuals is a good thing.

Of course those child groomers and bomb threats are a huge nothingburger, you silly goose. They are poor marginalized people that would never hurt a fly even if they tend to be child molesters and/or rapists. But that doesn't matter because transe people have no real power or voice and if they actually shoot up a supermarket or bomb a federal building, they were just pushed into doing it by the system as a way to vent their anger. You should be more wary of happy families with children. There is definetly something wrong with them unlike with mentally ill genderblobs that support MY side of things.

Sandra Newman and the author's controversial apocalyptic fantasy "The Men". (Archive of NYT op-ed)

I honestly believe i took brain damage for reading all of that. Are they having a moment of clarity or just being honest to god retards for the wrong reasons?

It's so hard to be a consoomer (archive of The Atlantic article).

Give it to bob to have his priorities straight and not worry about incoming hardships by seeing the writing on the wall. "Food is getting more expensive, gas is horribly expensive, the economy is not recovering... But have you thought about the price of Netflix subscriptions? It's outrageous!" He really gives off the vibe of some retarded aristocrat that has been disconnected from reality so much that he thinks the peasants ready to burn his castle are there just for a celebration.

Truly, the embodiment of the urbanite grindset.

 

[Flexo]

Sandra Newman and the author's controversial apocalyptic fantasy "The Men". (Archive of NYT op-ed)

I'm curious if @Boston Brand can give us the numbers on that book.

While we wait though, it reminds me of the discussion that began over Y the Last Man. And like... I'm legit curious now if something really did hit all men in the world, would TIFfanys really be upset that the cataclysm didn't recognize them as men? Or grateful they escaped death?

 

[Laughingjoke2]

A Breadtuber named Sarah Z did a video on the movie Idiocracy, and guess whose tweet she brought up to illustrate her point about the movie's (supposedly) eugenecist undertones (skip to 31:57 to see what I mean):

God do I love that even Breadtube dunks on Blobby.

 

[Boston Brand]

I'm curious if @Boston Brand can give us the numbers on that book.

While we wait though, it reminds me of the discussion that began over Y the Last Man. And like... I'm legit curious now if something really did hit all men in the world, would TIFfanys really be upset that the cataclysm didn't recognize them as men? Or grateful they escaped death?

No sales data available on it yet, though based on past history, it doesn't look like Sandra Newman will set the sales charts on fire.

Jesus, between her and that Felker Martin cunt who put out that book for Tor, what's with the sudden boom in gender-swapped takes on Y the Last Man? Not like they sell.

 

[mandatorylurk]

I love the Paddington movies but it feels like the SJWs got their hands on it and it’s going to be sacrificed at the altar of woke. I feel a similar thing happened with the John Wick franchise, especially with 3.

edit: I'd also say the Marvel movies once Avengers happened, they realized they can't shit on it and it has too much popular presence so they infest the genre and start gatekeeping for their own demands, it's a typical tactic across all entertainment.

 

[Wulfpack Legend]

A pic from Lizzo that would perfectly encapsulate Bob's philosophy on food:

"I'm releasing the idea that I'm eating 'good' or 'bad'. I'm just eating"

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Everyday, I wonder if today will be the day Bob gets his first heart attack. I wanna see him tweet about how rural people are not human while he is kept alive by an angry conservative Cuban nurse.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Didn't Bob like the first Paddington movie because it told the migrants' story of immigrating to England?

 

[The tired cat]

I love the Paddington movies but it feels like the SJWs got their hands on it and it’s going to be sacrificed at the altar of woke. I feel a similar thing happened with the John Wick franchise, especially with 3.

edit: I'd also say the Marvel movies once Avengers happened, they realized they can't shit on it and it has too much popular presence so they infest the genre and start gatekeeping for their own demands, it's a typical tactic across all entertainment.

Wait, how did John Wick get sacrificed with the 3rd movie? We still had John kicking ass like in the previous 2 movies, unless somehow including Halley Berry is like means auto woke or something.

 

[mandatorylurk]

Wait, how did John Wick get sacrificed with the 3rd movie? We still had John kicking ass like in the previous 2 movies, unless somehow including Halley Berry is like means auto woke or something.

I was thinking The Adjudicator and to an extent Angela Huston. My point was more these people who are perpetually trying to be the big brain like Blob who weren't there for the first two movies, see it becomes a big thing and then barge in going "akshually, I was there from day one" and then do what Blob does and spew wikipedia notes.

 

[EnemyStand]

Wait, how did John Wick get sacrificed with the 3rd movie? We still had John kicking ass like in the previous 2 movies, unless somehow including Halley Berry is like means auto woke or something.

A friend of mine loves John Wick, and the way he explained it Halley Berry's character had no reason to be in the movie and her subplot not only fucked up the pacing, but messed with John's characterization. This is secondhand though, I never saw any John Wick stuff.

By the way Bob, see what I just did there? That's how you talk about things you don't have primary knowledge about!