Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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[Toxinophile]

The "Rise of Skywalker" of Jurassic park movies. The best parts were the dinosaurs and the worst parts were the ones with none on screen. Cameos galore if you're into that. 6/10 ~ Moviebob

Minor note: Bob has ditched his usual attire for a black undershirt, yellow jacket, and a gold chain necklace.

Spoiler: Video Archive

Other minor note: In the video Bob briefly touches upon the movies' themes of unchecked genetic modification. He thinks that by the 6th dinosaur movie these themes have started to drag down the quality, as there's the need to pay generous amounts of attention to these ideas but at the same time there's the conflicting need to make the big bombastic action scenes.

I point his out as Bob's crititique seems to be driven on selfish desires. He is displeased that the anti-dinosaur dinosaur movie wont appeal to his consoomerist habits.

EDIT: Ninja'd without mercy. I need to type faster.

 

[blablabla]

good lord what an hideous deformed mongo.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

His argument is that, because the average person doesn't know everything, we cannot act in our best interest because we can't know what that is objectively. The implicit argument in that is that we need smarter people to make those decisions for us.

His brother has made the same argument.

It was just as retarded then.

Just because someone has a different opinion from you does not mean they are actively voting against their best interests.

The hell of it is that that doesn't stop celebrities from saying things like "I vote Democrat even though I'm so rich I should vote Republican." Busted logic aside, they'll act like you voting against (what they perceive to be) your best interests means you're stupid while them voting against theirs is some form of altruistic noblesse oblige.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Minor note: Bob has ditched his usual attire for a black undershirt, yellow jacket, and a gold chain necklace.

I know the chances are very slim but what are the odds that Bob took the guy who said that he and Lesser Brother look like mobsters to heart? I can think of no other reason that he would suddenly dress up in shitty Sopranos cosplay than that.

 

[Brother Wind]

Other minor note: In the video Bob briefly touches upon the movies' themes of unchecked genetic modification. He thinks that by the 6th dinosaur movie these themes have started to drag down the quality, as there's the need to pay generous amounts of attention to these ideas but at the same time there's the conflicting need to make the big bombastic action scenes.

I point his out as Bob's crititique seems to be driven on selfish desires. He is displeased that the anti-dinosaur dinosaur movie wont appeal to his consoomerist habits.

You know im gonna play devils advocate, and assuming he didn't put it in the dumbest way possible. He might have a point. It is getting kinda old, especially if we are gonna keep making these fucking movies.

That said. Bob what the fuck else do you do? Except besides doing Predator except as a raptor or some shit. Because that would be amazing

 

[Positron]

Bobby's compulsion to pwn people back is absolutely fascinating, as is his toadies' obliviousness to Bobby's most glaring faults.


Oh noes! Glenn Greenwald argues by false equivalence again!


Liz Cheney is what MovieBob would be if he were born in a high-ranking political dynasty.

Thanks for the Ethics lesson Bobby.

Ukraine flagger gets upset by a boat parade, of all things!


Anthony Reed again.


Fake Tits joins the chorus in praise of transsexualism.



How can these "terrorist" acts be "stochastic" if they followed the pattern established by LibsOfTikTok? Do these morons know what the word "stochastic" means? Can we get the oxymoronic term "targeted stochastic terrorism" trending?

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Capeshit watchers want familiar plots so they can feel smug exclaming "I knew it!" -- and what is more predictable than an evil female character, especially a good looking one, having an excuse and a redemption arc?


Live action Full Metal Alchemist.

 

[The tired cat]

Live action Full Metal Alchemist.
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I mean, Japan rarely stops making live-action adaptions even if they are bad. Just look at the Attack on Titan or the Death Note ones.

 

[Flexo]

Bobby... the NAVY is the one with the boats.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

It appears that Disney stock has dropped to below $100 a share and the pain may be just beginning with the incoming recession. I can hardly wait to see what Bob's certain-to-be-idiotic take is considering that he believes that Disney is a cyberpunk-inspired MegaCorp that can topple the state of Florida.

 

[mandatorylurk]

I don't want to trigger autism mode for posters here but is there a list or spreadsheet of his movie scores? I'm going off the top of my head but he's rating Jurassic World 3 higher than Sonic 2, like a biased consoomer he is?

 

[Toxinophile]

I don't want to trigger autism mode for posters here but is there a list or spreadsheet of his movie scores? I'm going off the top of my head but he's rating Jurassic World 3 higher than Sonic 2, like a biased consoomer he is?

https://www.rottentomatoes.com/critics/bob-chipman/movies

S'not complete since he's reviewed movies back in 2011 but 2015-current year is a start.

 

[starborn427614]

https://www.rottentomatoes.com/critics/bob-chipman/movies

Christ.

 

[mandatorylurk]

He's more of a corporate cocksucker than I thought. Very rarely does he actually give a bad review to things that aren't just knowingly bad, or are clearly against his bias. You can see how easily he just knocks two points off of Sonic or DC movies without being honest about it and hates action movies that aren't PG-13 corporate committee movies. The biggest risk he took is giving The Birth of a Nation a bad score when that was hyped up to be Black Shakespeare.

Oh he also gave Incredibles 2 a 5/10, likely because Brad Bird's objectivist streak came to light too much.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Bob has claimed he partook of the devil's lettuce and called it "great". So, counterpoint: Pot doesn't NOT make a person violent.

He could be lying to seem cool. Someone on the Bludgeoning set needs to give him a pot brownie so we can see his actual reaction to weed.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

"How do you do fellow otakus?"

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1536466519290527748

https://archive.ph/y5OTU

I know there's a few fellow Bobologists that partake in cartoons from the land of moon runes and I think they'll agree with my explanation of the show and why Bob's an idiot, I mean beyond in general.

One Punch Man follow Saitama, the bald fellow in the picture. Saitama has trained his body so hard that he is now invincible and can defeat any opponent with, get this, one punch. However, much to Bob's emoji using chagrin, it is not played as a joke. Saitama's ultimate power is a curse. He more or less says it in the first episode after he defeats a 200 foot tall, towering colossus with, get this, one punch. Life no longer offers Saitama any challenge. He is in a malaise as he struggles to find purpose/meaning now that anything he does can be accomplished with the barest of effort. Not to put to fine a point on it but I say the show is about depression and discovering how to get out of the rut of mundane adversity.

Bob saw an image macro or gif or heard it referenced on discord and clapped when he thought about how he could use his knowledge to show off his smurts.

Ignoring how Bob gets the premise of the show wrong, no it's not a good director choice. I'm basing this off of two things:

1. His filmography.


2. There's is never been a director who has made a good live action adaptation of chinky moving pictures.

"Never say never you one eyed weirdo" you might be saying right now. You might be right but the problem is you do not have the limitations you do with live action when you animate. If you try then it looks wrong because there's an uncanny valley as your mind tries to interpret what's on the screen. There's also that they will try to Americanize the story, like Death Note or Ghost in the Shell, and screw it up royal OR they will simply make a beat for beat, albeit truncated, remake and why would you waste time with that?

But hell, what do I know? I only know anime genre and anime medium! I do not acknowledge any other genre than the anime or mediums than the anime. Inb4 Bob says "Lot of angry anime avatars in my mention "

 

[Lensherr]

A Breadtuber named Sarah Z did a video on the movie Idiocracy, and guess whose tweet she brought up to illustrate her point about the movie's (supposedly) eugenecist undertones (skip to 31:57 to see what I mean):

 

[Positron]

So let's hear Lesser Brother's take on Justin Lin.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

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Bobby... the NAVY is the one with the boats.

For some reason, this post reminded me of something. Years ago when ESPN had College Gameday before the Army-Navy game, I saw a midshipmen with a sign that read "Why doesn't Army football have a website? Because they can't put three W's together." Bob is also unable to put three W's together. What has he done with his life? He got in on the ground floor of internet movie reviews and squandered that opportunity by not advancing his craft. He's a bitter prick that alienates everyone due to his tweets filled with blood lust and grammatical errors. He managed to get fired from the Escapist, twice. He has stricken himself with obesity, diabetes, and alcoholism from his terrible life choices. He wrote an autobiography that's one part crappy walk-through for SMB3, and one part school-shooter manifesto. It goes on and on. Really, his most notable "accomplishment" is having a Kiwi Farms thread on him that's closing in on 5000 pages. They only people who pay attention to him are his "stalkers" and "cyber bullies" because nobody can be bothered to watch his dreadful, low quality videos that look like they came straight out of 2008 in the worst way possible

 

[Kingfisher9000]

So let's hear Lesser Brother's take on Justin Lin.
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Of course the director doesn’t write the dialogue, Chris, you fucking ape. However they do generally tell the actors how to deliver the dialogue. And this dipshit thinks he deserves to be a famous movie podcaster