Porn and Porncows

[LionoRaptor]

Anyone ever watch the Porn for Women tab on Pornhub ? Some good stuff from Bellesa. No facials at all plus its more hotter because girls are more into it.

 

[Nikes_JustDoIt]

Anyone ever watch the Porn for Women tab on Pornhub ? Some good stuff from Bellesa. No facials at all plus its more hotter because girls are more into it.

Isn't that just softcore?

 

[draggs]

Did Jesus feed her all the loaves and fishes?

Jesus' wife TLFP (triple loaves and fishes penetration) 100% oral 0% pussy 0% anal legalporno.com

 

[frozenrunner]

I know this abomination got posted before in the thread, and some weeks ago i saw this and i couldn't stop laughing. But at the same time, it was the first time i knew this creature existed and i thought she was hideous as all hell.

How does anyone in that gym not stare at the freakshow every time it comes in?

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

How does anyone in that gym not stare at the freakshow every time it comes in?

tbh i would throw rotten fruit and veggies at that monstrosity every time it appeared in my sight. It's beyond a roadside attraction at this point.

Also, on the topic of porn, today i wanted to search the porn vid of that irani skank that now works for the UN and that took me somewhere else that made me very sad. I saw two vids of the same girl. One was her first with some friend she knew on a hidden camera. Second was with the porn producers and first thing she told is how bad things were for her now that there was a porn vid of here out there. Her friends shamed her, male colleages behaved like creeps, her family was outraged and she had troubles in school. It was quite endearing and if she had enough braincells, she would have gotten out of the studio.

But the second they waved around 500 eurobux to an 18 year old and left her alone with the dude, things went the way you expected. Pretty sad tbh

 

[Syaoran Li]

Isn't that just softcore?

Not exactly. Softcore generally has strictly simulated sex scenes so think along the lines of Skinemax movies or some of the cheaper "erotic thriller" movies from the 90's.

 

[AngryItalianAmerican]

How does anyone in that gym not stare at the freakshow every time it comes in?

I'd fall on the floor laughing at her.

Spoiler: Pathetic PL

I have done it several times to a few people that went overboard with plastic surgeries.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

Not exactly. Softcore generally has strictly simulated sex scenes so think along the lines of Skinemax movies or some of the cheaper "erotic thriller" movies from the 90's.

There's some where they use extra angles and cuts to make a hardcore flick into a softcore one. The rules seems to be "no explicit genitalia". I remember one from TV where the editor seemed to have gone "eeh, can't see anything" and it was like knuckle deep fisting but shot from a low angle so no genitalia was technically visible but it was very obvious what they were showing.

 

[DarkSydeHyde]

I know this abomination got posted before in the thread, and some weeks ago i saw this and i couldn't stop laughing. But at the same time, it was the first time i knew this creature existed and i thought she was hideous as all hell.

What in the literal fuck? I want to find that plastic surgeon, put him into the bathtub, and pour 50 kg of drain cleaner on.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

What in the literal fuck? I want to find that plastic surgeon, put him into the bathtub, and pour 50 kg of drain cleaner on.

Chances are that the surgeon told her the consequences of doing all that fuckery to her body, she said she didn't cared and he did it. After all, if it wasn't him it would have been another one taht would have taken the money. But that doesn't excuse him either since that abomination is worthy of a horror movie

 

[DarkSydeHyde]

Chances are that the surgeon told her the consequences of doing all that fuckery to her body, she said she didn't cared and he did it. After all, if it wasn't him it would have been another one taht would have taken the money. But that doesn't excuse him either since that abomination is worthy of a horror movie

I agree. One thing is to have retard come to your place. Another thing is to have that abomination on your name.
I really doubt the fucker went very deep into details. He just touched the money, got a blowjob, and started the chainsaw.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

He just touched the money, got a blowjob, and started the chainsaw.

Probably, but in some cases the broad is so infatuated with plastic surgery that she just cannot take a no for an answer.

I remember there was a program about rich kids that were suddenly forced to earn a living in the middle of nowhere and one of them was a girl barely 20 that already had 4 plastic surgeries on her, getting a boobjob on her 18th birthday. In one of the secenes she said she wanted to look like an artificial person, like a top model you know had a ton of plastic surgeries on her. And in another part a surgeon told her that getting lip injections would ruin her already pretty lips, but she just yammered that she wanted more voluptuous lips.

Sometimes you cannot reason with some people.

 

[Random Internet Person]

Probably, but in some cases the broad is so infatuated with plastic surgery that she just cannot take a no for an answer.

I remember there was a program about rich kids that were suddenly forced to earn a living in the middle of nowhere and one of them was a girl barely 20 that already had 4 plastic surgeries on her, getting a boobjob on her 18th birthday. In one of the secenes she said she wanted to look like an artificial person, like a top model you know had a ton of plastic surgeries on her. And in another part a surgeon told her that getting lip injections would ruin her already pretty lips, but she just yammered that she wanted more voluptuous lips.

Sometimes you cannot reason with some people.

MTV Exiled? Dang.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

MTV Exiled? Dang.

Nah, it was some Spain only program from 2004 or something. Rich kids live large and parents wanted to give them a lesson about life since the only thing they knew was spending money. Side from that one another 2 that stuck with me was a guy that was probably a fag that spent around 3K euros a day buying designer clothes and a chick that failed the driver's license exam 8 times and the first thing she did when she drove around was have a car accident.

I also remember another program called 21 days or something like that. About a woman that spent 21 days doing something specific, like doing weed or living in the wilderness. On one of those she went on the porn industry and i saw parts of that one and it was a bit harrowing to see a 54 year old woman fisting herself for a show. I wish i could find the whole episode but from old shows surrounded in controversy around here you will only bits and pieces since TV stations have a stern control over all their past content. Like another one that had a program about Neets that got cancelled over some of the guys in the program raping a girl.

 

[AngryItalianAmerican]

Nah, it was some Spain only program from 2004 or something. Rich kids live large and parents wanted to give them a lesson about life since the only thing they knew was spending money. Side from that one another 2 that stuck with me was a guy that was probably a fag that spent around 3K euros a day buying designer clothes and a chick that failed the driver's license exam 8 times and the first thing she did when she drove around was have a car accident.

I also remember another program called 21 days or something like that. About a woman that spent 21 days doing something specific, like doing weed or living in the wilderness. On one of those she went on the porn industry and i saw parts of that one and it was a bit harrowing to see a 54 year old woman fisting herself for a show. I wish i could find the whole episode but from old shows surrounded in controversy around here you will only bits and pieces since TV stations have a stern control over all their past content. Like another one that had a program about Neets that got cancelled over some of the guys in the program raping a girl.

Spanish TV is something else...

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

Spanish TV is something else...

It was during the boom of shitty reality TV where all TV stations were trying to latch on the garbage that was churned by MTV and other successful stations. I mean... Big Brother was a huge hit in Spain anf it was like 2 years ago that we had Big Brother 14 and in each edition there are usually one or two couples that end up fucking like rabbits under the sheets. Same applies to low rent survivalist reality and D-tier celeb reality shows. I just know for what i see in the back of the paper and what my parents tell me since it's been 8 years since i don't watch TV.

It has died down in the last years, but some stations still shit out one or two of those every once in a while in hopes it gets big again. But most old reality was hilariously bad and i remember fondly Neet Generation (the one about neets) because it was a house full of hoodrats and whores that were forced to have a job and provide for their housemates.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

Spanish TV is something else...

I remember one spanish show that I've tried to find. It was teams from different towns competing against each other in a team based tournament bracket style of contest. What I really, really remember was the last event where both teams tried to make the highest stack of large foam cubes in X minutes. Both teams at the same time. What was the challenge? It was in a bullfighting arena. With a bull running around just fucking them up and crashing through their towers. I wish I knew what that show was called.

@Malagor the dank omen Maybe you know what that show was called or can find clips of it?

 

[Dang Woodchucks!]

How does anyone in that gym not stare at the freakshow every time it comes in?

Defense mechanism, you avert your eyes so it doesn't get burned into your corneas and forced to see it again when you close your eyes.

 

[Random Internet Person]

Nah, it was some Spain only program from 2004 or something. Rich kids live large and parents wanted to give them a lesson about life since the only thing they knew was spending money. Side from that one another 2 that stuck with me was a guy that was probably a fag that spent around 3K euros a day buying designer clothes and a chick that failed the driver's license exam 8 times and the first thing she did when she drove around was have a car accident.

I also remember another program called 21 days or something like that. About a woman that spent 21 days doing something specific, like doing weed or living in the wilderness. On one of those she went on the porn industry and i saw parts of that one and it was a bit harrowing to see a 54 year old woman fisting herself for a show. I wish i could find the whole episode but from old shows surrounded in controversy around here you will only bits and pieces since TV stations have a stern control over all their past content. Like another one that had a program about Neets that got cancelled over some of the guys in the program raping a girl.

Well, MTV Exiled is kind of like that, just with people who was on My Super Sweet 16 sent by their parents to far off places to learn humility without their home luxuries.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

I remember one spanish show that I've tried to find. It was teams from different towns competing against each other in a team based tournament bracket style of contest. What I really, really remember was the last event where both teams tried to make the highest stack of large foam cubes in X minutes. Both teams at the same time. What was the challenge? It was in a bullfighting arena. With a bull running around just fucking them up and crashing through their towers. I wish I knew what that show was called.

@Malagor the dank omen Maybe you know what that show was called or can find clips of it?

Yeah, i know it. Everyone older than 20 knows it. It's Grand Prix, a seasonal show that was aired every summer and that it was usually 2 towns pitter against each other in all sorts of different and ridiculous obstacle courses or test. The usual thing was having to jump in a bullfighting arena and retrieve a small item while dodging an aggresive bull. A pity it's been more than 10 years since it doesn't get aired since people yammered about animal cruelty (even if the bull doesn't get shanked or beaten tbh).

But there are rumors they want to bring it back and people are kinda hyped about it. probably one of the last wholesome bastions of TV.

Well, MTV Exiled is kind of like that, just with people who was on My Super Sweet 16 sent by their parents to far off places to learn humility without their home luxuries.

Woah, never heard of it but now it piqued my interest. But by the way you say it it looks very similar to this one whoe title was "Daddy's kids". It only ran for 1 season and they stopped at that, but for the time i watched i laughed a lot. It's one of those guilty pleasures you know it's shit but you watch it anyways because you're going to have fun.