Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

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Well Boogie, ya did it. You had an audience of literally millions waiting for you to talk about video games and instead you lied, cried and whined until all but a handful left.

I have to give it to him for consistency though: the man has been handed everything in his life and he’s been an ungrateful pissybaby every step of the way.

It’s too late to try and give people now what they wanted two years ago, Boogie, but I guess between this and the “workout” bullshit you know that.
 
Every shirtless clip Boogie posts is another lap he'll have to run in hell.
He's like Sisyphus except he's also the rock.
I just want to document this for records keeping sake as it's been a personal pet peeve of mine regarding Boogie for a while now. This is his habit of switching up from le edgy Reddit athiest-arino to God fearing Arkansas man whose just trying to do right by the Lord. The worst of this was during the car crash saga around August 2019 when he totaled his Grand Marquis as a result of browsing the web on the freeway, claims he almost hospitalized the family members in the car in front of him, and when called out for his lies RE: distracted driving, claimed he had a miraculous religious experience where he spoke with God directly who told him that he's giving Steven another chance.

These days it mostly just manifests itself when he feels like putting on his fake Southern accent and talking about his Very Real prayer requests. "Praying for you, I'm praying for outcome X, I should really pray on this" etc. Nothing is sacred to or beneath Boogie2988:neckbeard:.

This shouldn't come as a surprise to anyone, nothing has changed here. He goes back to this same well often and really thinks the "invisible sky daddy in the clouds" chirp is so clever. I just figured this was a good example to highlight this habit of his that's annoyed me for some time now.



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It amazes me that this man apparently wanted to follow in his grandfather's footsteps and become a preacher. A part of me almost wishes he had, but I don't think preaching the Word would necessarily do away with his narcissistic tendencies. He'd probably be just as two-faced and inconsistent as he is now.
 
How long until Boogie ceases all gym/pool posting? I give it another week.

Mysteriously vanished, like his last "girlfriend".

Swimming makes you fucking hungry. It’s got to be the worst way to try to lose weight. He would have much better luck cutting calories and getting 4000 steps a day. But I realize I am beating a dead horse here, just like Boogie beat his surgery.
Can confirm, used to go swimming a lot when I was a kid and a teen. After leaving the pool and getting dry then dressed I was hungry like a North Korean.
 
How long until Boogie ceases all gym/pool posting? I give it another week.

Mysteriously vanished, like his last "girlfriend".
We got this mofo on a string. Soon as some doubt came up about him actually leaving his pig sty he posted some totally not staged selfies at the pool. I'm sure he was banging out laps in between selfies in the shallow end.

It also was nice of him to include us in his "subreddit and large forum" complaint. What other "large forum" discusses washed up F listers on Youtube? Hmm, I'm only aware of one. Keep dancing pig.
 
I don't think we'll see another picture inside the pool or another video. Admittedly, it wouldn't surprise me if Boogie took like 30 selfies the one time he went to the pool and will use that for a month's worth of "look at me in the pool guys" lol

He hasn't uploaded a boxing video since... fuck, I don't even remember. Weeks? He has uploaded exactly 1 video of him 'lifting' weights in the "month of working out". Instead we've had a single video of him swimming for about 10 minutes and the next day he claimed "Oh yeah, I went back tonight and did 70 minutes in the pool" No. No you didn't.

He can't keep his lies small which is his problem. He has a very "fat man exercising for the first time in years" problem. He has no idea what his endurance levels are or what is normal when he makes up his exercise routine for his fanbase. Most people don't exercise every day. But no, this morbidly obese man is lifting weights and doing a couple minutes on the bag everyday. Physically would that be hard for a normal person to do? Oh god no, that's easy. For a morbidly obese 'disabled' 50 year old man? Yeah, it'd be hard but not impossible. The issue is that Boogie would never get in that routine. He's so fucking fat because he can't get into a routine.

But he got praise for doing that. So he walked in the swimming pool for 10 minutes and was like "Well, that's me done for the day... but it wasn't too bad. I bet I could do that for hours without issue... I'm not going to, but people will believe that I did."

Now we're at Boogie claiming his "average day" nowadays is getting up at lunchtime, taking his dogs for an hour long walk around that pond (despite being shocked at seeing ducks, meaning he's never walked there before) and then getting into the pool to swim for an hour. If he was doing that amount of exercise at his weight, he'd be losing 2lbs a day easy. He is still claiming to be 396lbs after a month of working out where he was 398lbs at the start. And weirdly there is no physical appearance change in him at all. Hm. Suspicious.
 
I don't think we'll see another picture inside the pool or another video. Admittedly, it wouldn't surprise me if Boogie took like 30 selfies the one time he went to the pool and will use that for a month's worth of "look at me in the pool guys" lol

He hasn't uploaded a boxing video since... fuck, I don't even remember. Weeks? He has uploaded exactly 1 video of him 'lifting' weights in the "month of working out". Instead we've had a single video of him swimming for about 10 minutes and the next day he claimed "Oh yeah, I went back tonight and did 70 minutes in the pool" No. No you didn't.

He can't keep his lies small which is his problem. He has a very "fat man exercising for the first time in years" problem. He has no idea what his endurance levels are or what is normal when he makes up his exercise routine for his fanbase. Most people don't exercise every day. But no, this morbidly obese man is lifting weights and doing a couple minutes on the bag everyday. Physically would that be hard for a normal person to do? Oh god no, that's easy. For a morbidly obese 'disabled' 50 year old man? Yeah, it'd be hard but not impossible. The issue is that Boogie would never get in that routine. He's so fucking fat because he can't get into a routine.

But he got praise for doing that. So he walked in the swimming pool for 10 minutes and was like "Well, that's me done for the day... but it wasn't too bad. I bet I could do that for hours without issue... I'm not going to, but people will believe that I did."

Now we're at Boogie claiming his "average day" nowadays is getting up at lunchtime, taking his dogs for an hour long walk around that pond (despite being shocked at seeing ducks, meaning he's never walked there before) and then getting into the pool to swim for an hour. If he was doing that amount of exercise at his weight, he'd be losing 2lbs a day easy. He is still claiming to be 396lbs after a month of working out where he was 398lbs at the start. And weirdly there is no physical appearance change in him at all. Hm. Suspicious.
I have a hard time believing anybody with that amount of physical damage to their body, at his age, with his pain tolerence (dulled as it is by narcs) would be able to workout for more than 15-20 minutes without serious pain the next few days. The pool (not laps, but just moving in it) is about the most he could tolerate I'd imagine without pretty substantial pain as his body adjusts -- and you know the fat fuck isn't going to overcome that initial barrier.

There's a pretty useful scale (mimics the pain scale) for cardio workouts: 1 is like you're simply sitting talking, 3 would be like you're walking slowly and talking. 5 would be like your jogging and have to breath in between talking. 7 would be like your running hard and can't talk other than the occasional grunt or acknowledgement. Anything 8 and above is sorta like you're just barely hanging on and even competely focused on your movement your body will quit in a minute or two. (If you've ever ran a competitive 400 meter this is basically the feeling of the last 100 meters.)

Long story short there's no way Boogie is doing anything above a 3 at the gym and as such his utility gained is basically zero. He can't physically exert himself hard enough.

As we've all said, he'd be best served just fucking walking. Vlog it dude. Take the dogs for a mile walk every day and do it 5 times a week. That's like 3-4 lbs a month loss just getting in 20 miles walking a month. It all adds up.
 
As we've all said, he'd be best served just fucking walking. Vlog it dude. Take the dogs for a mile walk every day and do it 5 times a week. That's like 3-4 lbs a month loss just getting in 20 miles walking a month. It all adds up.
The best would be TO STOP EATING!!! Boogie really shouldn't be exercising, because without a proper diet plan its utterly pointless and only further damaging his already wrecked body.

Even if he started doing walks he wouldn't lose any weight because he would simply eat away the lost weight. Losing weight is 90% diet for a reason, especially for this 50 year old whose body is breaking down in real time.
 
What bothers me most about Boogie is all the "abuse survivor" shit. It's been my experience that most people who've suffered severe abuse don't enjoy discussing it multiple times a day with strangers. Those who do talk about it are usually those who have triumphed over adversity and engage in support and advocacy for victims. There has been no triumph for Boogie, and his advocacy begins and ends at at his twitter feed, making everything about himself as he lays around fatly in his bedroom.

Boogie will never be an abuse survivor, even if his dubious claims are true; the abuse he puts his own body through will emerge victorious when he dies of obesity.
 
What bothers me most about Boogie is all the "abuse survivor" shit. It's been my experience that most people who've suffered severe abuse don't enjoy discussing it multiple times a day with strangers. Those who do talk about it are usually those who have triumphed over adversity and engage in support and advocacy for victims. There has been no triumph for Boogie, and his advocacy begins and ends at at his twitter feed, making everything about himself as he lays around fatly in his bedroom.

Boogie will never be an abuse survivor, even if his dubious claims are true; the abuse he puts his own body through will emerge victorious when he dies of obesity.
What you guys don’t know is that boogie was actually a slave in a former life and he'd like to collect the pity for it now
 
What bothers me most about Boogie is all the "abuse survivor" shit. It's been my experience that most people who've suffered severe abuse don't enjoy discussing it multiple times a day with strangers. Those who do talk about it are usually those who have triumphed over adversity and engage in support and advocacy for victims. There has been no triumph for Boogie, and his advocacy begins and ends at at his twitter feed, making everything about himself as he lays around fatly in his bedroom.

Boogie will never be an abuse survivor, even if his dubious claims are true; the abuse he puts his own body through will emerge victorious when he dies of obesity.
I hate him for that fact alone.
I make jokes about my trauma like saying I’m a Mary Sue but I do my best not to let become my personality.
Unlike boogie.
 
He's like Sisyphus except he's also the rock.

It amazes me that this man apparently wanted to follow in his grandfather's footsteps and become a preacher. A part of me almost wishes he had, but I don't think preaching the Word would necessarily do away with his narcissistic tendencies. He'd probably be just as two-faced and inconsistent as he is now.
Yeah, and listen how the real victim of Christ's crucifixion was none other than boogie himself.
 
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