🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

How long will this relationship last?

  • About a month.

    Votes: 54 45.0%
  • Half a year.

    Votes: 13 10.8%
  • A year or more.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • He will marry her and impregnate her, hater! This is Eternal love.

    Votes: 53 44.2%

  • Total voters
    120
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Seeing this piece of shit simmer slowly in the hell of his own life is satisfying. All you can do is seethe Pig, seethe and cope.
 
It’s a shame that this news came so quickly before Ralph’s “hiatus” was over.

Would have been way better for him to have had to seethe about it for two days but be unable to sperg about it lest he go back on his promise (to himSELF! He never promises anything to anyone nobody ever makes him do anything except all of the people on here who literally provoke him into doing everything!)
 
Surprised nobody floated a theory that Gunt only “took time off the internet” so nobody would be able to track him down and beat him up while in AC.

Not saying I believe that, just that I believe the farms would believe that.
How does this fat fuck keep affording to go on vacations? All his fans are on this forum and they don't contribute to his truffle fund. Not that Atlantic City is expensive but dip shit took back to back trips to Portugo and was going to Vegas all the time. Where does the gunt bux come from? I know where it doesn't go, the two kids he neglect.
 
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How does this fat fuck keep afford to go on vacations? All his fans are on this forum and they don't contribute to his truffle fund. Not that Atlantic City is expensive but dip shit took back to back trips to Portugo and was going to Vegas all the time. Where does the gunt bux come from? I know it doesn't go, the two kids he neglect.
That's a mystery, my friend. I don't think we'll ever know where The Gunt gets that money.
 
How does this fat fuck keep afford to go on vacations? All his fans are on this forum and they don't contribute to his truffle fund. Not that Atlantic City is expensive but dip shit took back to back trips to Portugo and was going to Vegas all the time. Where does the gunt bux come from? I know it doesn't go, the two kids he neglect.

AC is a really cheap shit hole there are many 80$ a night hotel rooms and airbnbs are also like 200$ a night for a 3 bedroom house. Idk about Portugal but with everything being legal i assume its the AC of Europe with whores and drugs and a couple nice buildings to make it seem like a nice place to stay. The pnly problem is he has to fight off other homeless people for the trash burgers
 
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AC is a really cheap shit hole there are many 80$ a night hotel rooms and airbnbs are also like 200$ a night for a 3 bedroom house. Idk about Portugal but with everything being legal i assume its the AC of Europe with whores and drugs and a couple nice buildings to make it seem like a nice place to stay. The pnly problem is he has to fight off other homeless people for the trash burgers
you can get a roundtrip to lisbon and a room for a week for less than 600 USD. AC in ralph's case since he has lost a lot of money at caeser's, his reward program gives him their shittiest room for free 3days. He's the lowest tier on their member club, and he's lost a lot of his paypig's money there. No doubt lost a lot more. It's hilarious that he would go to atlantic city for vacation to me. It's like going to Somalia for vacation IMO, except Somalia has less niggers and nicer beaches.
 
you can get a roundtrip to lisbon and a room for a week for less than 600 USD. AC in ralph's case since he has lost a lot of money at caeser's, his reward program gives him their shittiest room for free 3days. He's the lowest tier on their member club, and he's lost a lot of his paypig's money there. No doubt lost a lot more. It's hilarious that he would go to atlantic city for vacation to me. It's like going to Somalia for vacation IMO, except Somalia has less niggers and nicer beaches.
Not just free three days, but only free during their slowest days (MTW) in the nastiest hotel that’s undergoing renovations. I checked the rates yesterday and it’s $50 a room at Caesar’s for anyone right now, free promo codes knock more off. Ralph was lured to drive 5 hours to AC to lose $1k plus for $150 hotel stay. Ralph is really bad at math and his white trash DNA makes the idea of a “freebie” irresistible.

The casino rewards programs were truly made for dumb retards like Ralph who have fantasies of getting comped like actual high rollers. (Ralph could lose his entire annual earnings at the black Jack tables in one night and still wouldn’t register as a high roller in Vegas.) He’s like the pensioners who goes to casinos for the “free buffet” and lose $100 to the slots, but got that shitty $8 meal free!

I’d love to see the algorithm for these rewards programs. I bet the formula is for every $50 worth of freebies given they get $500 back.
 
Not just free three days, but only free during their slowest days (MTW) in the nastiest hotel that’s undergoing renovations. I checked the rates yesterday and it’s $50 a room at Caesar’s for anyone right now, free promo codes knock more off. Ralph was lured to drive 5 hours to AC to lose $1k plus for $150 hotel stay. Ralph is really bad at math and his white trash DNA makes the idea of a “freebie” irresistible.

The casino rewards programs were truly made for dumb retards like Ralph who have fantasies of getting comped like actual high rollers. (Ralph could lose his entire annual earnings at the black Jack tables in one night and still wouldn’t register as a high roller in Vegas.) He’s like the pensioners who goes to casinos for the “free buffet” and lose $100 to the slots, but got that shitty $8 meal free!

I’d love to see the algorithm for these rewards programs. I bet the formula is for every $50 worth of freebies given they get $500 back.
If he doesn't die choking on black vomit he's going to end up taking bus trips to play penny slots in his velcro shoes and tiny yellow hats with a free spaghetti dinner afterwards. He already looks like a senior citizen, he's almost there. Casinos are a scam, their reward programs are for retards. Like the lottery it's a tax on stupid people. Now, I would give him a tiny bit of respect if he played poker, but he doesn't even do that the nigger literally bets on indian tennis games. It's hilarious to me that he would brag about this, and that there is retards who unironically think he's living a high life. It's such degenerate loser behavior.
 
I'm starting to think he's being quiet on twitter cause the horse isn't even with him. Since when does a gunt go on vacation and doesn't post pics of $80 steaks? Even in the last picture he posted of Meigh he wasn't there, the picture of him was in the car, the picture of Meigh was at a restaurant. I wonder if he just dropped Meigh off in Rochester with her family and then went gambling. He really can't stand to be around her and the baby.
 
If he doesn't die choking on black vomit he's going to end up taking bus trips to play penny slots in his velcro shoes and tiny yellow hats with a free spaghetti dinner afterwards. He already looks like a senior citizen, he's almost there. Casinos are a scam, their reward programs are for retards. Like the lottery it's a tax on stupid people. Now, I would give him a tiny bit of respect if he played poker, but he doesn't even do that the nigger literally bets on indian tennis games. It's hilarious to me that he would brag about this, and that there is retards who unironically think he's living a high life. It's such degenerate loser behavior.
Could you imagine Ralph playing poker? His face when he finds out he has a full house:
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"Oh man my cards suck actually. Hope nobody raises a lot."
 
I'm starting to think he's being quiet on twitter cause the horse isn't even with him. Since when does a gunt go on vacation and doesn't post pics of $80 steaks? Even in the last picture he posted of Meigh he wasn't there, the picture of him was in the car, the picture of Meigh was at a restaurant. I wonder if he just dropped Meigh off in Rochester with her family and then went gambling. He really can't stand to be around her and the baby.
I actually hope that's what happened because dragging a newborn to grimy AC to sit in a hotel room while daddy gambles is such a fucking shitty thing to do to Rozy

Ralph announcing he was going "offline" during the trip made me think he was escaping May and Roxy again but decided to lie and say he was bringing them along so KF couldn't laugh at him for escaping his family once again a mere ten days after his two week escape vacay. If we don't see any sad flex photos of May giving a roller coaster face over a shitty meal in AC then we can assume she's at home in Richmond with the baby, which is really where they should be. It's Ralph that shouldn't be in Atlantic City but he's so miserable he has to flee his home on a regular basis to go on lonely drinking binges.

He should just stick with his "Don Draper would do it" cope and pretend it is manly to escape his family as often as possible. It's a much easier and honest route for gunt instead of trying to pretend he can tolerate spending time with them.
 
First Tweet back was to admit on Twitter that he doxed someone.
Also "out of the office" lol
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Assuming it's true that Winston gave Ralph's phone number to Ghost isn't a public doxxing just a bit overboard?

What's the usual protocol from something like this?

Someone is seriously jelly!

Also why does he live in shithole Richmond anyway? He definitely belongs in the ghetto of somewhere so trashy, so it makes sense. But I cannot fathom choosing to live in a third world city with no ties to the area keeping me there. It’s not like he’s staying so he can drive his mother to dialysis.
It makes him feel closer to those sweet memories of when he told his mom "CALL AN UBER OR WALK TO DIALYSISH, BISH!"
 
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What's the usual protocol from something like this?
Well usually Ralph would lie and try to deny it, now he's just flat out publicly admitting it so who knows. Nothing will happen. It's the retard's fault for using powerchat, and especially using it to give ralph money.
 
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