Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

John Andrews Stan said:
Pat S. Thomas not only can’t remember his surname, he can’t even fucking spell his first name:

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Wanting to find out what this was about I discovered Patirck is advocating for kicking Wisconsin out of the Union due to not stopping the Pepperoni Killer:
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AirdropShitposts said:
Wanting to find out what this was about I discovered Patirck is advocating for kicking Wisconsin out of the Union due to not stopping the Pepperoni Killer:
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Has Fat Rick managed to exceed 100% of his brain matter being converted to fat? Under his plan the US would cease to exist after 50 years. The Premier League has a system of relegation and promotion. I don't give a shit about soccer, let alone eurocuck futbol, and even I know that. And, that fucking retard above him. These are the kinds of people who not only followed Rick, but try to engage him in conversation.

The internet these idiots connect with other idiots and get positive reinforcement h as been a mistake that doomed mankind. Before the internet Fat would have been roundly mocked and ridiculed through adulthood until he either learned to stay silent, not likely, or had ostracized himself from society.
 
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Mr Moonface said:
Someone reposted this over on the other forums. It is very old but I'm not sure if it has been posted here yet.

We start with a tweet of Pat bragging about fixing his floor:

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He even tweeted out a running commentary of the job:

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I'm sure most of you know what's coming (Niki Robinson is Pat's wife):

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Yes. Piggy's wife had to hire a contractor to do the floor, but piggy took credit for the job on twitter. He even mocked anyone who told him to hire a pro:

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Fucking shameless.
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Technicality-Tomlinson will say that he never explicitly claimed to have done it himself, child.
 
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Not a boomer here, but carpets are fucking awesome and I hate hard floors. The only legit reasons to not have carpeting is if you have dog(s) or if you're a psycho who wears shoes indoors at all times. Every time I think Patrick has run out of things to annoy me, he finds something new.
 
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S.C.U.D. said:
Not a boomer here, but carpets are fucking awesome and I hate hard floors. The only legit reasons to not have carpeting is if you have dog(s) or if you're a psycho who wears shoes indoors at all times. Every time I think Patrick has run out of things to annoy me, he finds something new.
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Hardwood floors with a nice quality rug for me.

His house looks like complete shit, though. The interior looks like a halfway house with thrift store furniture and 70 year old appliances next to giant modern ones. If you look at his street on google it’s funny how degraded his home is compared to the rest.
 
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AirdropShitposts said:
Wanting to find out what this was about I discovered Patirck is advocating for kicking Wisconsin out of the Union due to not stopping the Pepperoni Killer:
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Of course, Patrick and that idiot he's responding to are completely oblivious to the fact that amending the Constitution is the only way this (unlikely) thing could happen. But considering that 2/3 of both houses and 3/4 of all states are needed to ratify, this will never happen. Oh, I forgot to mention, Patrick is fat.
 
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Mr Moonface said:
Someone reposted this over on the other forums. It is very old but I'm not sure if it has been posted here yet.

We start with a tweet of Pat bragging about fixing his floor:

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He even tweeted out a running commentary of the job:

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I'm sure most of you know what's coming (Niki Robinson is Pat's wife):

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Yes. Piggy's wife had to hire a contractor to do the floor, but piggy took credit for the job on twitter. He even mocked anyone who told him to hire a pro:

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Fucking shameless.
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Honestly, it takes effort to be this pathetic. Astounding.
 
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Honestly, the thing I really want to see is how many liens Patrick can get on his house.

The most I ever saw was 9, but that was a mansion being redone illegally on a companies dime and when the law stepped in, no one got paid.

Correct me if I am wrong, Pat's already got one from Quasi and if he butchers the fence situation, he gets a second one from the city.

I wonder if he understands what a lien actually is and how this will fuck him long term.
 
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SixPennyWalnut said:
Hardwood floors with a nice quality rug for me.

His house looks like complete shit, though. The interior looks like a halfway house with thrift store furniture and 70 year old appliances next to giant modern ones. If you look at his street on google it’s funny how degraded his home is compared to the rest.
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There’s even modestly priced robots that clean the carpet for you these days. Like a tiny fraction of the cost of refinishing
 
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JustStopDude said:
Honestly, the thing I really want to see is how many liens Patrick can get on his house.

The most I ever saw was 9, but that was a mansion being redone illegally on a companies dime and when the law stepped in, no one got paid.

Correct me if I am wrong, Pat's already got one from Quasi and if he butchers the fence situation, he gets a second one from the city.

I wonder if he understands what a lien actually is and how this will fuck him long term.
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No, I am not leaning on my fence. Death awaits you, child.
 
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Mr Moonface said:
Yes. Piggy's wife had to hire a contractor to do the floor, but piggy took credit for the job on twitter. He even mocked anyone who told him to hire a pro
Fucking shameless.
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Handy Pat the Craftsman is my favourite of his hateable personas. He's so incompetent he thinks pulling up gripper rods and digging postholes are noteworthy accomplishments. He just can't help but try and punch up everything single little bullshit thing he does. Every time he bloviates about these mundane tasks like he's some kind of working class hero he ends up further exposing himself as a soft-handed, know-nothing manbaby.
 
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r00 said:
Handy Pat the Craftsman is my favourite of his hateable personas. He's so incompetent he thinks pulling up gripper rods and digging postholes are noteworthy accomplishments. He just can't help but try and punch up everything single little bullshit thing he does. Every time he bloviates about these mundane tasks like he's some kind of working class hero he ends up further exposing himself as a soft-handed, know-nothing manbaby.
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Nuh Nuh nuh nuh no baby infant... Hush now...
Speaking of fences... I mean come on?
Living Adonis, Fatrick Tomlinson makes Howard Roark look like an armless child with slippery Lego....

He's a real life John Wick who has dual wielded since he was a kid and forgotten more than Smith AND Wesson...
Think you can drive? Fatrick would smoke Lewis Hamilton in his amazing Mustang.

Philip K Dick's works are the senile scribblings of a druggie bum compared to sci fi author Fatrick.
Same now for Charles Dickens since Fatrick will do things with Tiny Tim that will blow us all away...

Gordon Ramsay would send his Micheln Stars back if Fatrick decided to be a chef.

No matter what it is, no matter the field, the skill or talent or practice required... Fatrick is a master. Unquestionably a master in every discipline known to man. No matter what you have a PhD in say, Fatrick knows more. He knows better than you and you and your handful of followers know nothing. You think Noam Chomsky is an authority on language?
Silly child. Words mean what Fatrick says they mean.
 
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