Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[rubytintedchix]

You know, only two more strikes would disable the channel. I’m not saying anything. I’m just saying.

Edit: I will gladly accept all the rainbows.

 

[Quixotic Man]

You can't copyright recipes anyway.
Specific expressions of a recipe can be.

Thats why mommy blogs put in a six page essay on how their husband's boyfriend loves the recipe and include stupidly verbose instructions.

 

[AnOminous]

Update: Jagoff's JULAY IN JUNE announcement video got struck by the WGBH Educational Foundation (aka the TV station of Julia Child). Fatty is going to seethe and rage, and because of this, cease the entirety of Julay in June - calling it!

GET YOU KARMA.

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Edit: This is the archive of the copyright-struck video. Many thanks to @Neko GF our resident archivist:

Holy fuck, my lips were to God's ears today apparently. He already fucked it up. (Looks like @rubytintedchix predicted this all the way back when it was first posted. Not sure if someone snitched but it was a possibility because I know they actually do actively scour YouTube for infringements.)

Edit: This is the archive of the copyright-struck video. Many thanks to @Neko GF our resident archivist:

It also is all entirely brief but non-transformative stills (with retard stroke babbling over them) and footage that does nothing but try to convey some kind of legitimate connection to Julia Child. I'm sure if they actually even watched the other stuff, they were disgusted at Jack's blasphemous abominations and it made it satisfying to report what was reportable.

They would have a number of claims in addition to an only moderately good set of copyright claims, among them rights to Child's image, any trademarked material in addition, and false advertising/unfair competition business torts for the use of their IP in an advertisement for a competing, inferior product. I'm not sure if the use of Julia to indicate Julia Child is protected in any kind of Lanham Act way but I suspect not any more, as the mark(s) appear dead, with the exception of "Julia Child Award" and one other.

If they did feel like being a dick about it they have a handful of goofy state business tort claims and at least a reasonable copyright claim and could probably cobble up another couple federal things to justify pendent jurisdiction in federal court over the state claims (imo).

 

[Dave Meltzer]

might be for the best because aside from the roast chicken video that has 18k views because someone posted it on r/cringe, the "julia in june" videos are struggling to even break 3k views

that is incredibly pathetic even for a dead channel like CWJ

The whole thing was a predictable disaster since it's Jack but as usual he managed to outdo expectations with his incompetence.

Did Tammy make him return the cookbooks he showed off buying? Because so far he hasn't actually managed to cook a Julia Child recipe. Halfway through the month without a single actual recipe of hers and he got a copyright strike to show for it. Good work. Especially since he was explicitly warned in this thread that they aggressively protect their copyright. Thankfully Jack is one of the cows that reads the thread and heeds none of the advice.

Julia Childs has been dead for almost 20 years. She was a celebrity 40 years ago. Why did he think any of this would be of any interest to youtube? It's like a comedy channel trying to revive their dying channel with London Lee month.

 

[AnOminous]

Julia Childs has been dead for almost 20 years. She was a celebrity 40 years ago. Why did he think any of this would be of any interest to youtube? It's like a comedy channel trying to revive their dying channel with London Lee month.

It could be if someone like Cowboy Kent did a series. In fact, he has done some, like here where he does credit to her Beef Bourguignon.

He doesn't appear to have been copystruck for it, since he is not a fat tub of disgrace and didn't defile the name of Julia Child.

Incidentally if you were to use anything for which you do need permission it isn't exactly difficult to do:

https://juliachildfoundation.org/permissions/

That said, probably the most important words on that page are: "With rare exceptions, the Foundation does not grant permission for the use of Julia’s name and/or likeness for commercial activities."

I didn't post it even though it's trivial to find because I didn't want to encourage weening which is a moot point now.

 

[desudesu]

Trawling Twitter and one of Jagoff's special needs fan, Ben Burkemper, enquired about what happened to the Whisk recipe website that Jagoff was supposed to use. This was the reply:

HAHAHAH, Jagoff's ego is so fragile that he refused to admit he shut down the Whisk page within half a day due to relentless and rapid trolling from the Farms. "Wasn't working", yeah just like how your stroke arm "was an injury".

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

I don't even know why he is putting these two together. Deer do not hibernate or migrate in the summer.

 

[Dave Meltzer]

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I don't even know why he is putting these two together. Deer do not hibernate or migrate in the summer.

His facebook posts are more and more just random streams of consciousness. Which do nothing but show how much his sentience is withering away.

The only thing protecting us from Tammy camel toe in this video was a piece of paper. Jack's final verdict, it be a fun place to hang out with a bunch of guys.

 

[RainwaterDrop]

Trawling Twitter and one of Jagoff's special needs fan, Ben Burkemper, enquired about what happened to the Whisk recipe website that Jagoff was supposed to use. This was the reply:
HAHAHAH, Jagoff's ego is so fragile that he refused to admit he shut down the Whisk page within half a day due to relentless and rapid trolling from the Farms. "Wasn't working", yeah just like how your stroke arm "was an injury".

At least he was minimally civil to this guy this time instead of the tard raging asshole he usually is, which isn't much. Even if nobody lifted a finger to fuck with the Jagoff he would fuck this up considering all of his recipes are stolen and he can't even properly steal them, measures were all over the place!

Julia Childs has been dead for almost 20 years. She was a celebrity 40 years ago. Why did he think any of this would be of any interest to youtube? It's like a comedy channel trying to revive their dying channel with London Lee month.

In fairness, Julia Child is still a very respectable chef and a household name. Her kitchen has been preserved in the Smithsonian and people still talk about much older chefs such as Auguste Escoffier and Oscar Tschirky, albeit I do agree that he should have gone for someone more contemporary and known for simpler recipes to get a boost in viewers. However, this would require Jack to be a competent cook who knows his own skills instead of an idiotic narcissistic asshole who thinks he's a Genius Chef despite fucking up very simple recipes such as boiled eggs, so it's a failed idea by definition!

 

[Neko GF]

His facebook posts are more and more just random streams of consciousness. Which do nothing but show how much his sentience is withering away.

The only thing protecting us from Tammy camel toe in this video was a piece of paper. Jack's final verdict, it be a fun place to hang out with a bunch of guys.

Archive (720p):

 

[Pokemon 40 000]

Despite all of the warnings over obesity being an aggravating factor for severe Covid, every deathfat on this site (and Jack will always be a deathfat to me) who got Covid waddled away relatively unscathed. Someone needs to study these people.

Isn't that what we are here to do? Study and observe these critters?

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

His facebook posts are more and more just random streams of consciousness. Which do nothing but show how much his sentience is withering away.

The only thing protecting us from Tammy camel toe in this video was a piece of paper. Jack's final verdict, it be a fun place to hang out with a bunch of guys.

Back to the country theme. This track makes me depressed because it sounds like a nice, casual tune that a likable and competent foodtuber would use as their intro.

Jack decides to film in a coffee shop this time. Don't worry about the video less than a week ago telling people "don't buy things you don't need" and "don't buy any food you can't make yourself". He spends the entire first minute of a five minute video bitching about prices and pretending he doesn't want to go if he doesn't know how expensive it'll be.

The coffee shop "is in a business district, so they're going to do guaranteed service every day." ???

Jack is really into pictures. He says restaurants should put pictures on their walls to "show the goodness" so that visitors will "know what they do".

Final verdict: A. It's gud coffee. Boring video.

 

[densedance]

Cafe is empty

"great vibe in here"

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

His facebook posts are more and more just random streams of consciousness. Which do nothing but show how much his sentience is withering away.

The only thing protecting us from Tammy camel toe in this video was a piece of paper. Jack's final verdict, it be a fun place to hang out with a bunch of guys.

According to the date that yt-dlp set when I downloaded this, this was uploaded on May 16th, so this is a bit of an old one even for Jack. Multiple signs point to JOTG hitting a content drought.

This is apparently a chain with locations in 14 states. Of course Jack doesn't tell us this. This also explains why they don't list prices directly on their site and instead have them on an online ordering platform with menus specific for each location. Jack refuses to account for these since he claims they charge a markup online, then insists that their menu prices are lower in-person (they're not, it's all the same price).

Jack loves the standard office-park coffee shop decor and stock photos. He can't decide what to order so he just tells the barista to surprise him, then tells us the coffee is "gud". His review is almost drowned out by some kind of noise in the background. He mentions something about having a "meeting" there. Jackfest 2022 anyone?

 

[TurdFondler]

I think this coffee video is the first time he's genuinely smiled after tasting something. They gave the baby man a big cup of cold sweet syrup and he was over the moon.

 

[Jack of the Lantern]

Isn't that what we are here to do? Study and observe these critters?

Unfortunately we can only observe primarily through the most untrustworthy of narrators. I don't trust Jack's accounting of his health any more than I believe Chantal's claim of curing her diabetes with sugar and cocaine. There's something incredibly cockroach-y about these cows, and curiosity demands satisfaction!

Without hard data, I'm left to assume that there is a god out there who not only laughs at cows, but keeps them alive against all odds for his and our amusement.

 

[jitter]

The coffee shop "is in a business district, so they're going to do guaranteed service every day." ???

Jack is truly the Jon Taffer of restaurant wisdom.

He can't decide what to order so he just tells the barista to surprise him, then tells us the coffee is "gud".

Slurped down the almond milk & sweetened coffee but his refined palate could detect the gud quality beans they use.

 

[Richard Mongler]

His facebook posts are more and more just random streams of consciousness. Which do nothing but show how much his sentience is withering away.

The only thing protecting us from Tammy camel toe in this video was a piece of paper. Jack's final verdict, it be a fun place to hang out with a bunch of guys.

It's coffee you pointy headed fatburg. Jack's obsession with checking prices online is slowly going to make me MATI, it's such a stupid petty boomer thing to bitch about.

 

[Jack of the Lantern]

Get you... chicken?

 

[charlesdickens]

Avocado toast...they do avocado toast