DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
I don't know what you guys pay for a haircut but my last was 20 bucks (I think) And that is the Corona haircut you know washing your hair AND cutting it. Before Corona it was 15 bucks. Phil is just bad with money but that is something we all know
It's probably as expensive as it is because he gets it dyed jet black. From what I remember from the Curls'n'Twirls website a man's cut is $20 and dyeing it is another $40.

EDIT: A man's cut is $25, just checked.
 
so this emphasizing that this is the one meal out a week he was able to get cause he penny-pinched and was supported over the weekend cause it's the only time he eats out a week which is once a week. Phil really is the master of "me thinks the piggy doth protest too much". The fact he could barely keep a straight face while doing it says so much.

Phil, you're not clever, you're the tallest midget of the retarded lollipop guild
 
the problem is hes going bald but is refusing to accept it. there comes a time for many men where they have to face reality and shave that shit off.
phil missed that point and is now trying to created a hairstyle with the 3 hairs he has left
Yeah his oddly shaped head and hairline makes a good 90% of the haircuts out there impossible to go with. He is straight coping with what he has left, because that is an inch into shave it all and own it territory.
 
A $60 haircut

Someone really needs to tell him to stop getting a sex offender/special needs haircut. Actually, I'm pretty sure his hairdresser is a detractor.

Actually, this hair reminds me of something...
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Let's not gloss over the fact he mentioned someone recognized him finally in public since 2019. His words. A tall man came up to him, squinted his eyes, asked if he was DSP, and shook his hand.

So you're telling me it's been 3 years since whenever this fake story happened, and you haven't mentioned it, and no one has since done that?

Is this some sort of fake truth that is a lie to somehow debunk the photo from last year? I dont know myself but sounds like its all bullshit.
 
DSP again giving us his "dumbfuck Redditors made me hundreds of dollars in ad revenue" speech, same guy who said he makes next to nothing on ads. Of course he also said he was too poor to go out for dinner with muh wife, but then went on endlessly about the fancy sushi they had yesterday. And also that negative comments only help him and no one reads them, but then in the next sentence he said that he reads comments daily so he can approve them (and in fact pretended to approve some live on stream).

But don't mock his hair or he'll ban you. But insults don't bother him, he can handle anything. Rent free.
 
wait so reddit are stupid people cause they come to his channel and give him 100's of dollars in ad revenue and he'll show them how much he doesn't care b y going on an anger-fueled rant about how these idiots don't know the comments have to be approved and he sure showed them by clearly getting annoyed they don't know he's such a soft skinned man child.

But also don't use ad block cause he doesn't get ad revenue
But also he barely gets any ad revenue from youtube
But also he gets a lot of ad revenue from youtube so when a video is claimed he needs your support
But also he doesn't care when a video gets claims since he barely makes anything on it

you sure showed those idiotic morons stupid people idiots at reddit phil.
 
DSP again giving us his "dumbfuck Redditors made me hundreds of dollars in ad revenue" speech, same guy who said he makes next to nothing on ads.
I love him claiming that a 30k view video in current day Youtube made him hundreds of dollars. Y'know, the website that went through two major adpocalypses. At the same time during the Jahn and Hahward deboonk he claimed that Project 7 only made a few thousand in revenue, a series that had over a million views overall. Y'know, the video series made back in the day of Youtube's days of milk and honey where they gave away money as if it grew on trees.

Makes sense if you don't think about it.
 
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