Cultcow Russell Greer / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[StinkySnack]

Nowhere on earth deserves that,

WE deserve it. We’ve been deprived of Russell video milk for far too long. Show us those neato “foot moves” Russ!!

 

[The Great Citracett]

You know when he says “performing” his song he just means getting some none-the-wiser dj at a shit club to play the track. Probably at 10pm as they’re opening. There’s no way for Russ to do this in a live venue.

Unless…

He wouldn’t get up on stage and do the sped Charleston along to the track, would he? No. Please god, no. Nowhere on earth deserves that, not even Vegas (not even Birmingham!).

I've been wondering just how exactly he's going to "perform" since he can't sing and he's obviously not going to play because how do you fit a clumsy, hammering keyboard into a slick overproduced studio pop track?

I bet since the Accommodations are actual musicians, they'd be busy with other things by now. And they aren't even the ones who played on the track anyway. And there's the small issue that the singer he used is Australian, and lives there.

Whoever he ropes in, is he just going to bop around the stage in his sparkle suit while the band performs? Will he just pay a group of randos to lipsync and mime playing instruments to the track? How is he going to make everyone aware that he's the real star when he's basically the sound guy stuck running a laptop off to the side?

 

[StinkySnack]

My honest guess is that he emailed a venue, received an automated “Thanks for your inquiry!” response, and now assumes he’s as good as booked.

 

[Plague Flea]

It’s at times like this that we need a Kayli to ask some innocent questions.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

My honest guess is that he emailed a venue, received an automated “Thanks for your inquiry!” response, and now assumes he’s as good as booked.

Could this lead to another lolsuit?

 

[Strelok]

My honest guess is that he emailed a venue, received an automated “Thanks for your inquiry!” response, and now assumes he’s as good as booked.

Most likely. I wonder if he also would get upset when he realizes that even the average hobbyist dad rock cover band still gets paid a couple hundred by bars to show up for the night (plus free beer, the most important part), and he can't even get places when he offers a grease covered $5 note. Forget a vegas venue, Bob's Boomer Biker Bar would still have security escort him out.

 

[Russketeer]

I think I've mentioned this before but Russ and his ego would have been in heaven back when The Cromwell was in it's past life a dive casino in a great location The Barbary Coast. They would let any talentless fool perform in a real Las Vegas Strip lounge 24/7 as a "four wall" (pay to play) arrangement by the hour for cheap. Some charged cover others were playing for ego strokes and possibly tips. It was almost all delusional narcissists and hacks.

Backing up to Russ complaining of his bedroom being too hot to sleep as a possible cover for his possibly visiting and driving him. UV index here sucks and is part of the heat being a nosy neighbor will cost you AC/comfort wise. Blackout curtains or at least leaving your blinds closed like a hermit is the move for good reason. Swamp coolers and personal/room AC setups work great in dry climates.

I'm split on if he drives or not erring on the side of not. The route from Twain Estates to the Walmart plaza at Tropicana and Mccleod is pretty dead and easy to drive at 7am on a Saturday but it's also the Walmart that makes the most sense if he were bussing it. Methinks he had his dad drive him to his familiar Walmart versus driving to the one or two closer to Twain Estate.

He might be attracted to an open mic with high production values like The Jam @ The Space (a rentable venue) which is pay to pay, ticketed with a lottery for performance slots. Or he might be thinking he's worthy of Bootlegger Bistro's INVITE ONLY session that is all seasoned strip performers doing high level open mic style stuff. Some of the *day of the week* Funday open mics are really more geared toward strip performers or the tight knit group of slightly above open mic level comedians (especially ones that pay to take classes at a certain comedy school here).

 

[nemesisAF]

I've been wondering just how exactly he's going to "perform" since he can't sing and he's obviously not going to play because how do you fit a clumsy, hammering keyboard into a slick overproduced studio pop track?

I bet since the Accommodations are actual musicians, they'd be busy with other things by now. And they aren't even the ones who played on the track anyway. And there's the small issue that the singer he used is Australian, and lives there.

Whoever he ropes in, is he just going to bop around the stage in his sparkle suit while the band performs? Will he just pay a group of randos to lipsync and mime playing instruments to the track? How is he going to make everyone aware that he's the real star when he's basically the sound guy stuck running a laptop off to the side?

He certainly can only vocally “perform” the song at venues with splashguards

 

[DrJonesHat]

The thought of Russ performng on Only Fans is to horrifying for words. Do they have a Sped Porn category?

I think Russ could do quite well on some porn sites that let you tip the performer. The more money he gets, the more clothes he keeps on.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

I'm split on if he drives or not erring on the side of not. The route from Twain Estates to the Walmart plaza at Tropicana and Mccleod is pretty dead and easy to drive at 7am on a Saturday but it's also the Walmart that makes the most sense if he were bussing it. Methinks he had his dad drive him to his familiar Walmart versus driving to the one or two closer to Twain Estate.

The strongest piece of evidence that Russ doesn't drive is his public transport PAC. There is no way it would ever occur to him to improve public transport unless he was compelled to use it. If it doesn't benefit Russ Greer, it doesn't matter.

Plus, we only hear about/see pictures of "his" car when we know or suspect his parents are in town. I think he can drive, but he doesn't own a vehicle. Not a chance.

 

[TractorGirl]

The Vegas Venue is of course wherever they play when you win AGT! His lolsuit is guaranteed to let him on any day now!

 

[RodgerDodger]

The strongest piece of evidence that Russ doesn't drive is his public transport PAC. There is no way it would ever occur to him to improve public transport unless he was compelled to use it. If it doesn't benefit Russ Greer, it doesn't matter.

Plus, we only hear about/see pictures of "his" car when we know or suspect his parents are in town. I think he can drive, but he doesn't own a vehicle. Not a chance.

Russ is probably a very limited driver. Local putt putt stuff without heavy traffic. No highway driving if he can avoid it.

 

[DrJonesHat]

The Vegas Venue is of course wherever they play when you win AGT! His lolsuit is guaranteed to let him on any day now!

I still marvel at the sheer idiocy of him pulling up stakes and moving to Vegas on the off chance he wins and gets a residency there. That's like filing to run for President as an independent in one state, and moving to Washington DC in case you get elected. Just...I could make a career off studying his broken thought processes.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

That's like filing to run for President as an independent in one state, and moving to Washington DC in case you get elected. Just...I could make a career off studying his broken thought processes.

Nah, that's actually super smart. The elites won't expect it and be so shocked that they won't encourage their voters to vote, and boom! You won!

 

[DrJonesHat]

Nah, that's actually super smart. The elites won't expect it and be so shocked that they won't encourage their voters to vote, and boom! You won!

I can hear the wheels turning from over here. Since it's my idea, can I be your running mate?

 

[Useful_Mistake]

I can hear the wheels turning from over here. Since it's my idea, can I be your running mate?

Nah man, sorry, can't run. Had happy feeling a few times on the day of jan 6th, so I'm pretty sure I'm already super secret felon insurrectionist and can't run. So secret, that even I don't know it

 

[Catboys the Musical]

I'm gonna guess by "perform it live" Russ means he'll put the music video on a projector and he'll awkwardly shuffle around in front of it.

 

[WhiskerBiscuit]

I'm gonna guess by "perform it live" Russ means he'll put the music video on a projector and he'll awkwardly shuffle around in front of it.

Only he will try to connect his laptop to the projector speakers with a 6inch aux cable to play his song and thus won’t be able to show off his most awesome dance moves.

 

[Supreme Dingus]

Only he will try to connect his laptop to the projector speakers with a 6inch aux cable to play his song and thus won’t be able to show off his most awesome dance moves.

"Whoops, sorry, Charlie," the club manager said in a rude tone.

 

[waffle]

Only he will try to connect his laptop to the projector speakers with a 6inch aux cable to play his song and thus won’t be able to show off his most awesome dance moves.

The six inxh HDMI cable is basacially s microcosm of Russ's amazing decision making abilities.