Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

[Ghostse]

Feels like the X-Wing fanfilm is the only one that actively tries to avoid Disney and actually follow the setting where Luke found success, and looking surprisingly great while doing it despite that it looks like it was made by a complete unknown who just showed up out of nowhere a few weeks ago.

Even that canuckfaggot EckhartzLadder had to admit that it was the greatest fanfilm he ever saw, even more so than SWTheory's Vader wank.

I want to like that Fanfilm, but I cannot. One of the characters is black and a pilot (implied to be a veteran one at that), and as we all know any Star Wars fan that doesn't enjoy Disney's output is a racist sexist homophobe and can't enjoy anything with a black character in it.

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

You'd think with a Disney budget they'd make Hayden Christensen look younger in post for the flashback scenes.

Well here is the flashback scene

 

[Creep3r]

''Hi, I'm Han Solo, captain of the Millennial Falcon. My girlfriend worked for that red guy you killed a couple blocks from here. He was a good friend.''

Ahsoka: "Oh Mr. Solo! I've heard so much about you from my friend Chewbacca! He saved my life 17 years ago and we've been holochat buddies ever since. Hey listen I've been looking for this kid called Ezra, have you-"​

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Han: "Ezra? You mean that kid who saved the life of my buddy Lando and was trained by my girlfriend's boss?"​

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Chewbacca: "ERRRRAH? GRRRR RUUUR GAARA GAAAARSHOOOK! WARUUUU- (Ezra? You mean that boy who helped my mortal nemesis Bossk, the same guy I saved you from so many years ago, hunt me down?! Why you-!)"​

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Palpatine (pops out from behind a nearby Tatooine rock): Well well if it isn't my old nemesis Ahsoka Tano! I should've known I'd find you he- Wait, did you say Ezra?! EZRA BRIDGER!!?! MY MORTAL NEMESIS WHOSE NAME I SCREAM WITH UNPARALLELED HATRED?! THE BRAT WHO NOT ONLY STARTED THE REBEL ALLIANCE, DESTROYED THE MAJORITY OF MY IMPERIAL FLEET, PRESUMABLY KILLED MY GRAND ADMIRAL AND HIS CAPTAIN AND FREED LOTHAL WHERE THE HEART OF THE UNIVERSE LIES, BUT WHO ALSO CHEATED ME OUT OF IMMORTALITY AND THE POWER TO TIME TRAVEL AND ALTER TIME AT WILL?! He single handedly ruined my ambitions far more than anyone else ever will! You two are the two beings I want more by my side than anyone in the universe! Even more so than my annoying faux granddaughter and that Luke Skywalker kid from the future I keep having visions about."​

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Ahsoka: "Wait, did you say Skywalker?"​

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Hondo Onakahio: "Hello everybody!"​

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Everyone: "Hondo?! That guy owes me money!" "GRRROR! (Yeah!)"​

Ezra and Ahsoka have become the new Starkiller but worse, only difference is that at least George and old Lucasfilm were smart enough to lessen Galen's importance after TFUII and keep his appearances contained exclusively within TFU I&II and its tie-in comic and novel without it leaking into anything else outside of the Reader's Companion, merch and SC4.

I want to like that Fanfilm, but I cannot. One of the characters is black and a pilot (implied to be a veteran one at that), and as we all know any Star Wars fan that doesn't enjoy Disney's output is a racist sexist homophobe and can't enjoy anything with a black character in it.

Most everyone I know seems to be buying into disney's bullshit about how the only reason the show is failing is because of racism.
I even decided to stay with my dad this week for father's day and the first thing he tells me when I take him to Sizzler's is "Did you hear about all dem racists ruinin' Star Wars?! What the hell do them fellas got against negros?" Even my dad's infected with disney lies now and there's no point in telling him anything since his mind is slowly slipping away with age anyway so it would just confuse him. What a time to be alive.

 

[Table Country]

I will say, Hayden seems to be better here than in the prequels. I don't know if it's the direction or if he's gotten better at acting, but it's nice to see a brief vision of what RotS could've been like.
It's also funny that Moses "LOUD SHOUTING = GOOD ACTING" Ingram is being out-acted by this

 

[Creep3r]

I will say, Hayden seems to be better here than in the prequels. I don't know if it's the direction or if he's gotten better at acting, but it's nice to see a brief vision of what RotS could've been like.
It's also funny that Moses "LOUD SHOUTING = GOOD ACTING" Ingram is being out-acted by this

Hayden wasn't a bad actor. His robotic manner of speaking was requested by George to make Anakin sound more socially isolated. Other films showcase Hayden's real acting talent, with Shattered Glass in particular being considered his best performance. Disney didn't do jack to change or improve him.

 

[bifftango]

I will say, Hayden seems to be better here than in the prequels. I don't know if it's the direction or if he's gotten better at acting, but it's nice to see a brief vision of what RotS could've been like.
It's also funny that Moses "LOUD SHOUTING = GOOD ACTING" Ingram is being out-acted by this

Hayden honed his skills and cut his teeth on the means streets of the Jumper set, bruv. That was a trial by fire that forged the fine steel of his craft. Magnificent.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

I am going to watch the new Kenobi episode later since sunk-cost fallacy but this thread makes it sound like it would be really funny.

Also Taika Waititi has ideas for his star wars film. He's not the greatest director, but I'd respect him greatly if he commits to not putting any pre-established characters in his movie, even more if this also will make Filoni's OCs not involved.

 

[starborn427614]

I am going to watch the new Kenobi episode later since sunk-cost fallacy but this thread makes it sound like it would be really funny.

Also Taika Waititi has ideas for his star wars film. He's not the greatest director, but I'd respect him greatly if he commits to not putting any pre-established characters in his movie, even more if this also will make Filoni's OCs not involved.

Mando aside, I want a break from established characters. This sort of thing is exactly what the franchise needs (along with Vol.2 of Visions).

 

[Sneeds_Sniggerly]

Well here is the flashback scene

They did a meh job with Obi-Wan but it's like they didn't even try to make Anakin look younger. They are either really cheap, rushed the show, or both. It's sad these guys went from the amazing choreography in the PT to... this.

I guess I'll give them credit that (conceptually) they didn't waste the potential of having them back on screen together again like with Luke, Leia, Han, and Lando.

Hayden wasn't a bad actor. His robotic manner of speaking was requested by George to make Anakin sound more socially isolated. Other films showcase Hayden's real acting talent, with Shattered Glass in particular being considered his best performance. Disney didn't do jack to change or improve him.

If anything, Disney fucked up by making him more one note. "Anakin needs to win and prove himself", not what I thought when watching AotC or RotS. Anakin is scared of losing the people he cares about and wants to be powerful for that reason alone, pretty much.

Also Taika Waititi has ideas for his star wars film. He's not the greatest director, but I'd respect him greatly if he commits to not putting any pre-established characters in his movie, even more if this also will make Filoni's OCs not involved.

You're just going to get more Jewish bullshit from him. Look at the last and new Thor movie. Look at the episode of Mando he directed. Get ready for more amazing "modern" humor and "woke" bullshit in Star Wars, something that was suppose to be timeless and unique.

 

[jspit2.0]

Ahsoka: "Oh Mr. Solo! I've heard so much about you from my friend Chewbacca! He saved my life 17 years ago and we've been holochat buddies ever since. Hey listen I've been looking for this kid called Ezra, have you-"​

​

Han: "Ezra? You mean that kid who saved the life of my buddy Lando and was trained by my girlfriend's boss?"​

​

Chewbacca: "ERRRRAH? GRRRR RUUUR GAARA GAAAARSHOOOK! WARUUUU- (Ezra? You mean that boy who helped my mortal nemesis Bossk, the same guy I saved you from so many years ago, hunt me down?! Why you-!)"​

​

Palpatine (pops out from behind a nearby Tatooine rock): Well well if it isn't my old nemesis Ahsoka Tano! I should've known I'd find you he- Wait, did you say Ezra?! EZRA BRIDGER!!?! MY MORTAL NEMESIS WHOSE NAME I SCREAM WITH UNPARALLELED HATRED?! THE BRAT WHO NOT ONLY STARTED THE REBEL ALLIANCE, DESTROYED THE MAJORITY OF MY IMPERIAL FLEET, PRESUMABLY KILLED MY GRAND ADMIRAL AND HIS CAPTAIN AND FREED LOTHAL WHERE THE HEART OF THE UNIVERSE LIES, BUT WHO ALSO CHEATED ME OUT OF IMMORTALITY AND THE POWER TO TIME TRAVEL AND ALTER TIME AT WILL?! He single handedly ruined my ambitions far more than anyone else ever will! You two are the two beings I want more by my side than anyone in the universe! Even more so than my annoying faux granddaughter and that Luke Skywalker kid from the future I keep having visions about."​

​

Ahsoka: "Wait, did you say Skywalker?"​

​

Hondo Onakahio: "Hello everybody!"​

​

Everyone: "Hondo?! That guy owes me money!" "GRRROR! (Yeah!)"​

Ezra and Ahsoka have become the new Starkiller but worse, only difference is that at least George and old Lucasfilm were smart enough to lessen Galen's importance after TFUII and keep his appearances contained exclusively within TFU I&II and its tie-in comic and novel without it leaking into anything else outside of the Reader's Companion, merch and SC4.

Most everyone I know seems to be buying into disney's bullshit about how the only reason the show is failing is because of racism.
I even decided to stay with my dad this week for father's day and the first thing he tells me when I take him to Sizzler's is "Did you hear about all dem racists ruinin' Star Wars?! What the hell do them fellas got against negros?" Even my dad's infected with disney lies now and there's no point in telling him anything since his mind is slowly slipping away with age anyway so it would just confuse him. What a time to be alive.

Fuck no. Fucking bullshit. I just....this is fanfic tier bullshit. I feel like unleashing a primordial scream into the ether.

They're going to do it. shit.

There is one thing though. They had the decency to kill starkiller. Something Dave never does.

 

[Manwithn0n0men]

Wow this episode is really not good

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Hayden wasn't a bad actor. His robotic manner of speaking was requested by George to make Anakin sound more socially isolated. Other films showcase Hayden's real acting talent, with Shattered Glass in particular being considered his best performance. Disney didn't do jack to change or improve him.

To me, he is the best out of the three protagonists because of the raw emotion he displays during the few times he’s allowed to be himself.

Everyone keeps saying how much better if Dicpario was Anakin, but I think he’d be like Natalie Portman: fatally miscasted with dog shit dialogue.

 

[jspit2.0]

I will say, Hayden seems to be better here than in the prequels. I don't know if it's the direction or if he's gotten better at acting, but it's nice to see a brief vision of what RotS could've been like.
It's also funny that Moses "LOUD SHOUTING = GOOD ACTING" Ingram is being out-acted by this

Hayden was always a good actor. He was following George's direction.

That said, the wooden behavior of Anakin was meant to indicate a deeply, deeply repressed, scared young man dealing with allot of emotions underneath trying to fit into an order of people who were raised since birth to have emotional mastery and avoid formative traumatic events like the ones Anakin experienced as a slave on Tatooine on a daily basis.

It just...didn't translate on screen.

I am going to watch the new Kenobi episode later since sunk-cost fallacy but this thread makes it sound like it would be really funny.

Also Taika Waititi has ideas for his star wars film. He's not the greatest director, but I'd respect him greatly if he commits to not putting any pre-established characters in his movie, even more if this also will make Filoni's OCs not involved.

No one should touch them.

They are important pieces of American culture.

 

[Ghostse]

Hayden was always a good actor. He was following George's direction.

That said, the wooden behavior of Anakin was meant to indicate a deeply, deeply repressed, scared young man dealing with allot of emotions underneath trying to fit into an order of people who were raised since birth to have emotional mastery and avoid formative traumatic events like the ones Anakin experienced as a slave on Tatooine on a daily basis.

It just...didn't translate on screen.

George got the performances he wanted with the actors he wanted.

Just going to get more Jewish bullshit from him. Look at the last and new Thor movie. Look at the episode of Mando he directed. Get ready for more amazing "modern" humor and "woke" bullshit in Star Wars, something that was suppose to be timeless and unique.

QFT

 

[God of Nothing]

Wow this episode is really not good

are you actually surprised?

Genuinely asking.

 

[Din Djarin]

I must admit, I was caught up in the hype and was excited for Kenobi when it came out. Week by week though I get more disappointed. I will say that I enjoyed the Anakin flashbacks, but that's about it. The fact that it was so easy for Leia to "fix" LOLA made me so annoyed. And don't even get me started on Reva. I think Moses Ingram is a good actress, but the content she's given sucks. I've seen some people on Twitter say they were honestly shocked that Reva was a youngling and all I can think is "How fucking stupid can you be?" It was incredibly obvious from the start.
I don't mind seeing Leia, but I didn't realize the whole show would focus on her and Obi-Wan. I thought we would be getting a lot more of younger Luke and it looks like that maybe next week is all we'll get. I don't see how the show can wrap up in another week.

 

[starborn427614]

I must admit, I was caught up in the hype and was excited for Kenobi when it came out. Week by week though I get more disappointed. I will say that I enjoyed the Anakin flashbacks, but that's about it. The fact that it was so easy for Leia to "fix" LOLA made me so annoyed. And don't even get me started on Reva. I think Moses Ingram is a good actress, but the content she's given sucks. I've seen some people on Twitter say they were honestly shocked that Reva was a youngling and all I can think is "How fucking stupid can you be?" It was incredibly obvious from the start.
I don't mind seeing Leia, but I didn't realize the whole show would focus on her and Obi-Wan. I thought we would be getting a lot more of younger Luke and it looks like that maybe next week is all we'll get. I don't see how the show can wrap up in another week.

No one is immune to memberberries, don't beat yourself up about it.

 

[God of Nothing]

I must admit, I was caught up in the hype and was excited for Kenobi when it came out. Week by week though I get more disappointed. I will say that I enjoyed the Anakin flashbacks, but that's about it. The fact that it was so easy for Leia to "fix" LOLA made me so annoyed. And don't even get me started on Reva. I think Moses Ingram is a good actress, but the content she's given sucks. I've seen some people on Twitter say they were honestly shocked that Reva was a youngling and all I can think is "How fucking stupid can you be?" It was incredibly obvious from the start.
I don't mind seeing Leia, but I didn't realize the whole show would focus on her and Obi-Wan. I thought we would be getting a lot more of younger Luke and it looks like that maybe next week is all we'll get. I don't see how the show can wrap up in another week.

The show would be a hundred times better if it were just Obi-Wan having psychedelic force journeys on his road to learning how to become a force ghost. I thought that's what it was going to be like with flashbacks of him and Anakin along with visions of Vader's deeds before the trailers showed all those lame ass inquisitors.

 

[Ghostse]

I don't mind seeing Leia, but I didn't realize the whole show would focus on her and Obi-Wan. I thought we would be getting a lot more of younger Luke and it looks like that maybe next week is all we'll get. I don't see how the show can wrap up in another week.

The force is female, chud.

Also don't think too hard about how much Obi aged in the past 5 years and how much he's set to age in the next 15. Just consoom.

 

[Manwithn0n0men]

are you actually surprised?

Genuinely asking.

It is a massive drop-off in quality from the high point (Episode III) which wasn't super good. Episode IV was a mild decline back to the quality of Episode II.

This was a sharp drop