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The Deep South has a reputation for its inhabitants to be government moochers that may or may not have a dozen animals on their property. This thread details two of those hicks and how they try to avoid responsibility for literally everything.
Polissa Campbell (Twitter / archive), (also known as Polissa Snow since 2023 due to a brief, violent fallout with her husband) is an almost forty year old woman living in Florence, Alabama. An E Beggars on Twitter thread regular (first post about her here), she shares her "slum home" with her husband Josh and their14 13 animals (more on that in a moment).
Polissa is on SSDI while Josh has a spotty job history. He is now dishwashing at a sports bar after leaving another due to alleged gallbladder issues. Both claim a list of various conditions, both self and medically diagnosed. The biggest ones on Polissa's reasons to not work are fibromyalgia, self diagnosed ADHD and autism, and "heat intolerance."
What we do know is that Polissa's hygiene is abysmal. She has admitted without prompting that she has battled a "chronic yeast infection" for over 20 years.
She did not divulge where this yeast infection is. Still provides a good clue of how often she bathes and launders, however.
Government benefits and universal basic income are two of Polissa's biggest political talking points. She absolutely despises both Trump and Biden and is a member of the #YangGang. Andrew Yang, however, has lately become a new potential member of her shit list because he doesn't talk about UBI often enough for her liking. Remember that as an SSDI recipient, Polissa has a more guaranteed income than the average American.
Polissa also absolutely despises the Southern Baptist Church. If she's not ranting about the economy, she is ranting about how evil the church is.
She regularly blames the church for "forcing" her to marry Josh.
The Campbells are currently "saving up" for a divorce, but not because they don't love each other. Rather, it is so Polissa can get more government bucks. Really.
Josh is completely fine with Polissa talking about him like this, by the way. He's her ever faithful toady, to the point of threatening to maim KiwiFarms members in various ways and defending her honor to Null. (However, our hot tempered asshole isn't above (at least threatening to) beat the crap out of her and getting arrested for it once the cops caught him after he got into a car wreck (more on that later).)
Polissa appears to hate authority in general. They can give her all the money they can legally give her, but it will never be enough for her money hungry ass.
She also really, really hates other women. She commonly seethes about Christian and Republican women, calling them traitors. Left leaning women aren't spared, either. Most infamously, she degraded Ashley, her brother Tyler's ex-girlfriend, in a long series on TikTok, accusing her of faking a stillbirth and rape as well as referencing mental health episodes like self harm incidents.
Much of Polissa's begging involves her wanting to fund A/C units, fans, and electric ice makers. She also regularly bitches about weather temperatures typical for the summer in Alabama, saying that not only does it make the house smell even more like cat shit but that she's also literally dying.
This is just one of the things that makes her wanting to garden to "supplement" her SNAP all the stupider (besides that lolcows rarely follow through with work and that I have never seen Polissa buy a vegetable on any of the grocery receipts that she has produced).
Josh, meanwhile, has diabetes. His case is evidently severe enough for him to have neuropathy. At this rate it's a race to see if he'll experience a gangrened gallbladder or a lost foot first. Despite claiming that he cannot work because of his gallbladder, however, he is often pictured toiling the soil of the Campbell vegetable garden. Polissa will even beg for Josh to get new, more appropriate gardening shoes than kitchen shoes.
Polissa often claims that she suffers from food insecurity. She gets roughly $200 in food stamps a month. Rather than make it work, she will buy nothing but $150 in soda, juice, and Jimmy Dean bowls and then claim that it is only four days worth of food.
Even while claiming that she has no food or can't afford it, Polissa is an utter ingrate. Waiting in line at a food bank is too much effort for her.
She will regularly turn down any food that she is given for free.
Observe her rejecting wings that she found delicious on the grounds of "food aversions," and her grandmother having to bake her a second cake because mom's cake wasn't good enough for her.
Wanna really piss off Polissa? Suggest she eat rice and beans to save money. That poor people food is bad for her soul! It'll kill her diabetic husband! Now buy them pizza! It has veggies so it's good for her diabetic husband!
Polissa took advantage of the overturn of Roe v Wade by further pursuing getting a hysterectomy she was convinced would save her perimenopausal self from getting pregnant against her will. (A quick side note that The Handmaid's Tale is Polissa's favorite show. She is convinced that it is prophetic of what will happen if Christian men take over the country.)
She asked for random shit on her hysterectomy wishlist. The most infamous items on this list were a "highest priority" coloring book and pack of Crayola colored pencils.
She complained that her wishlist was not getting fulfilled fast enough. She's even asked Twitter why her Medicaid insured (and therefore government funded) operation is considered less important than disadvantaged women risking crossing state lines to get an abortion.
When she finally did get her hysterectomy, she complained about being in the maternity ward and having to hear lullabies over the ward's loudspeakers because it gave her "panic attacks."
(screenshot courtesy of @Owls Owls Owls)
That and she had to get Norco because she was in so much pain despite clearly being able to tweet just fine.
Despite admitting that she spends most of her day in bed anyway, Polissa claimed that she required six weeks of bedrest after her operation. Laparoscopic hysterectomies like Polissa received require six to eight weeks of light activity, but bed rest it's not. Not that this mattered to Polissa. When someone asked if she meant light activity, she stated that it was indeed two months of bed rest.
(cap by @Owls Owls Owls)
The commenter then replied that she got her advice from a former gynecologist, blowing this lie hard into Polissa's face.
Shortly after Polissa's operation, her husband Josh got into a single car car wreck, totaling the car.
(thanks @Owls Owls Owls)
Josh was unlicensed at the time of the wreck. When Polissa finally contacted the insurance company months after the accident, the company not only cancelled her insurance but also rescinded the policy altogether. Effectively, the car insurance equivalent of an annulment.
The insurance company was legally required to return Polissa her money. While the actual amount is not known, it was estimated to be in the thousands since the rate was so high due to past accidents on Polissa's part. She then spent the money on fixing her car. It is unknown if she is insured now.
Remember this for later. Hint hint.
With the hysterectomy and car crap out of the way, Polissa has been (mostly) focusing on begging for supplies to move into her aunt's dilapidated trailer on "family land."
She believes that this is her sanctuary and much safer than her current trashed rental.
There are multiple things wrong with this trailer. Just see for yourself. She claims she only needs $3000 to fix everything, yet her checklist for what needs to be fixed to make it move in ready varies by the post. A sample list:
No word yet on what she wants to do with the Tub Trumpet
Polissa claims to be an artist with her own studio. Mother of Cats Arts and Bobbles (yes, that's really the name) does not produce much to speak of. In fact, she has yet to (recently) beg for art supplies. As to whether she would be able to sell paintings as an income source? I'll let you be the judge:
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She also claims to run an unofficial pet sanctuary called Campbells Home for Wayward Animals. This is her cutesy way of saying that she is hoarding animals that she has admitted that she cannot take care of.
She often begs for cat food and kitty litter. She regularly runs out of both, especially the litter. It's worth noting that I have yet to see her beg for dog or snake food.
This came to bite her in the ass when it came to one of her two dogs, Bella. One day she noticed that Bella was in pain. Rather than take her to the vet to see what was going on, she immediately e begged for someone to fund Bella be put down.
I am not joking at "immediately:"
While she never supplied official documentation to confirm, Polissa stated that Bella had an ear infection that had "spread to her mouth." A mystery friend funded for Bella to be euthanized, but poor Bella had to wait several days for a vet to see her. Two people that claim to be disabled enough to not work then went up a mountain and buried her.
She then begged for weed to cope
As if this story couldn't get any worse, it has since been revealed that Bella was also special needs. She was assaulted by a child when she was young. Polissa did not bring her to the vet or the animal hospital. Bella suffered from untreated severe anxiety as well as brain damage for the rest of her life.
(Screenshot from @formerfatcow)
It is heavily implied by this post that Bella had never gone to the vet for any reason. If taking Bella to the vet to take care of her horrid ear infection crossed her mind, it was fleeting enough for her to immediately go to "meh, she should die now" without a second thought.
Update: It gets even worse. It has since been uncovered that many, many, many animals have died under Polissa and Josh's wing. Cats, dogs, fish, rats, if it can be a pet, Polly has likely had it and killed it at some point. Those three links don't even show all of it. When user @Breadbear created a list tracking Polissa's known pets in October 2024, she totaled a minimum of 30 confirmed dead animals in an eight year period (2016-2024).
Perhaps the worst confirmed death was the one of the dog Ginger. She was mauled by Bella, then made to lay on a floor for two weeks without proper medical care before finally succumbing to her injuries.
(screencaps from @Grim Snark)
There was a death watch in late 2022 for Polissa's cat Gomez. Gomez is said to have chronic UTI issues according to Polissa. This is especially concerning considering that Polissa often begged for and ran out of his food.
In late October 2022 (October 24 to be exact), she claimed that his issues were so severe that she needed to beg for a vet visit. No money came until Thanksgiving a month later, and even then Polissa did not take him to the vet until December 6. In the meantime, she poisoned him with Chinese snake oil with many animal killing ingredients including garlic, citrus, and wormwood, ironically bought using money she had received to pay for his vet visit.
(screencap from @Breadbear)
When Polissa did bother to take Gomez to the vet, it was discovered that he had a partially blocked urethra and may need his penis amputated.
Polissa took no responsibility whatsover for her lack of care leading to this, blaming her followers for not donating to her cause.
Gomez managed to be unblocked at the eleventh hour and taken home.
Ever since the Campbells moved to the trailer in May 2023, the cats have either ran away, disappeared, or gave birth/miscarried because they were unspayed. In November 2023, Polissa admitted that two of her unspayed cats had given birth outside. Her best estimate of how many cats she had was "at least fifteen."
By the summer of 2024, the couple had not only vacated the trailer (Josh via trespass order and Polissa via the lack of AC), but also moved all the cats in her grandmother's barn after initially leaving them behind in the trailer. Only the dog Dobby is still in their care as they live at a mutual friend's house and scheme to move to Florida to mooch off of various relatives and in laws or e beg for rent deposits. At least two cats (Shadow and Wednesday), with an unconfirmed third (Fester) have passed post-abandonment. As many cats are also considered "missing," the death toll is surely even higher than what Polissa will admit to or be aware of.
While more animal suffering and death has been confirmed since, Bella's death is what sent Polissa from "dumb e beggar" to "irredeemable bitch" to many on the E Beggars thread. For all her talk about having a fake sanctuary, it is clear that she did not care enough to pay attention to a dog that she claimed to love and care for. The Campbells are government leeches and the only ones coming out of this situation innocent are the poor animals in their pathetic excuse of care.
This thread was brought to you by our sponsors Jimmy Dean, Mello Yello, and Autism. Help has come!
(thanks @A-Stump)
The Deep South has a reputation for its inhabitants to be government moochers that may or may not have a dozen animals on their property. This thread details two of those hicks and how they try to avoid responsibility for literally everything.
Polissa Campbell (Twitter / archive), (also known as Polissa Snow since 2023 due to a brief, violent fallout with her husband) is an almost forty year old woman living in Florence, Alabama. An E Beggars on Twitter thread regular (first post about her here), she shares her "slum home" with her husband Josh and their
Polissa is on SSDI while Josh has a spotty job history. He is now dishwashing at a sports bar after leaving another due to alleged gallbladder issues. Both claim a list of various conditions, both self and medically diagnosed. The biggest ones on Polissa's reasons to not work are fibromyalgia, self diagnosed ADHD and autism, and "heat intolerance."
What we do know is that Polissa's hygiene is abysmal. She has admitted without prompting that she has battled a "chronic yeast infection" for over 20 years.
She did not divulge where this yeast infection is. Still provides a good clue of how often she bathes and launders, however.
Government benefits and universal basic income are two of Polissa's biggest political talking points. She absolutely despises both Trump and Biden and is a member of the #YangGang. Andrew Yang, however, has lately become a new potential member of her shit list because he doesn't talk about UBI often enough for her liking. Remember that as an SSDI recipient, Polissa has a more guaranteed income than the average American.
Polissa also absolutely despises the Southern Baptist Church. If she's not ranting about the economy, she is ranting about how evil the church is.
She regularly blames the church for "forcing" her to marry Josh.
The Campbells are currently "saving up" for a divorce, but not because they don't love each other. Rather, it is so Polissa can get more government bucks. Really.
Josh is completely fine with Polissa talking about him like this, by the way. He's her ever faithful toady, to the point of threatening to maim KiwiFarms members in various ways and defending her honor to Null. (However, our hot tempered asshole isn't above (at least threatening to) beat the crap out of her and getting arrested for it once the cops caught him after he got into a car wreck (more on that later).)
Polissa appears to hate authority in general. They can give her all the money they can legally give her, but it will never be enough for her money hungry ass.
She also really, really hates other women. She commonly seethes about Christian and Republican women, calling them traitors. Left leaning women aren't spared, either. Most infamously, she degraded Ashley, her brother Tyler's ex-girlfriend, in a long series on TikTok, accusing her of faking a stillbirth and rape as well as referencing mental health episodes like self harm incidents.
Much of Polissa's begging involves her wanting to fund A/C units, fans, and electric ice makers. She also regularly bitches about weather temperatures typical for the summer in Alabama, saying that not only does it make the house smell even more like cat shit but that she's also literally dying.
This is just one of the things that makes her wanting to garden to "supplement" her SNAP all the stupider (besides that lolcows rarely follow through with work and that I have never seen Polissa buy a vegetable on any of the grocery receipts that she has produced).
Josh, meanwhile, has diabetes. His case is evidently severe enough for him to have neuropathy. At this rate it's a race to see if he'll experience a gangrened gallbladder or a lost foot first. Despite claiming that he cannot work because of his gallbladder, however, he is often pictured toiling the soil of the Campbell vegetable garden. Polissa will even beg for Josh to get new, more appropriate gardening shoes than kitchen shoes.
Polissa often claims that she suffers from food insecurity. She gets roughly $200 in food stamps a month. Rather than make it work, she will buy nothing but $150 in soda, juice, and Jimmy Dean bowls and then claim that it is only four days worth of food.
Even while claiming that she has no food or can't afford it, Polissa is an utter ingrate. Waiting in line at a food bank is too much effort for her.
She will regularly turn down any food that she is given for free.
Observe her rejecting wings that she found delicious on the grounds of "food aversions," and her grandmother having to bake her a second cake because mom's cake wasn't good enough for her.
Wanna really piss off Polissa? Suggest she eat rice and beans to save money. That poor people food is bad for her soul! It'll kill her diabetic husband! Now buy them pizza! It has veggies so it's good for her diabetic husband!
Polissa took advantage of the overturn of Roe v Wade by further pursuing getting a hysterectomy she was convinced would save her perimenopausal self from getting pregnant against her will. (A quick side note that The Handmaid's Tale is Polissa's favorite show. She is convinced that it is prophetic of what will happen if Christian men take over the country.)
She asked for random shit on her hysterectomy wishlist. The most infamous items on this list were a "highest priority" coloring book and pack of Crayola colored pencils.
She complained that her wishlist was not getting fulfilled fast enough. She's even asked Twitter why her Medicaid insured (and therefore government funded) operation is considered less important than disadvantaged women risking crossing state lines to get an abortion.
When she finally did get her hysterectomy, she complained about being in the maternity ward and having to hear lullabies over the ward's loudspeakers because it gave her "panic attacks."
(screenshot courtesy of @Owls Owls Owls)
That and she had to get Norco because she was in so much pain despite clearly being able to tweet just fine.
Despite admitting that she spends most of her day in bed anyway, Polissa claimed that she required six weeks of bedrest after her operation. Laparoscopic hysterectomies like Polissa received require six to eight weeks of light activity, but bed rest it's not. Not that this mattered to Polissa. When someone asked if she meant light activity, she stated that it was indeed two months of bed rest.
(cap by @Owls Owls Owls)
The commenter then replied that she got her advice from a former gynecologist, blowing this lie hard into Polissa's face.
Shortly after Polissa's operation, her husband Josh got into a single car car wreck, totaling the car.
(thanks @Owls Owls Owls)
Josh was unlicensed at the time of the wreck. When Polissa finally contacted the insurance company months after the accident, the company not only cancelled her insurance but also rescinded the policy altogether. Effectively, the car insurance equivalent of an annulment.
The insurance company was legally required to return Polissa her money. While the actual amount is not known, it was estimated to be in the thousands since the rate was so high due to past accidents on Polissa's part. She then spent the money on fixing her car. It is unknown if she is insured now.
Remember this for later. Hint hint.
With the hysterectomy and car crap out of the way, Polissa has been (mostly) focusing on begging for supplies to move into her aunt's dilapidated trailer on "family land."
She believes that this is her sanctuary and much safer than her current trashed rental.
There are multiple things wrong with this trailer. Just see for yourself. She claims she only needs $3000 to fix everything, yet her checklist for what needs to be fixed to make it move in ready varies by the post. A sample list:
No word yet on what she wants to do with the Tub Trumpet
Polissa claims to be an artist with her own studio. Mother of Cats Arts and Bobbles (yes, that's really the name) does not produce much to speak of. In fact, she has yet to (recently) beg for art supplies. As to whether she would be able to sell paintings as an income source? I'll let you be the judge:
She also claims to run an unofficial pet sanctuary called Campbells Home for Wayward Animals. This is her cutesy way of saying that she is hoarding animals that she has admitted that she cannot take care of.
She often begs for cat food and kitty litter. She regularly runs out of both, especially the litter. It's worth noting that I have yet to see her beg for dog or snake food.
This came to bite her in the ass when it came to one of her two dogs, Bella. One day she noticed that Bella was in pain. Rather than take her to the vet to see what was going on, she immediately e begged for someone to fund Bella be put down.
I am not joking at "immediately:"
While she never supplied official documentation to confirm, Polissa stated that Bella had an ear infection that had "spread to her mouth." A mystery friend funded for Bella to be euthanized, but poor Bella had to wait several days for a vet to see her. Two people that claim to be disabled enough to not work then went up a mountain and buried her.
She then begged for weed to cope
As if this story couldn't get any worse, it has since been revealed that Bella was also special needs. She was assaulted by a child when she was young. Polissa did not bring her to the vet or the animal hospital. Bella suffered from untreated severe anxiety as well as brain damage for the rest of her life.
(Screenshot from @formerfatcow)
It is heavily implied by this post that Bella had never gone to the vet for any reason. If taking Bella to the vet to take care of her horrid ear infection crossed her mind, it was fleeting enough for her to immediately go to "meh, she should die now" without a second thought.
Update: It gets even worse. It has since been uncovered that many, many, many animals have died under Polissa and Josh's wing. Cats, dogs, fish, rats, if it can be a pet, Polly has likely had it and killed it at some point. Those three links don't even show all of it. When user @Breadbear created a list tracking Polissa's known pets in October 2024, she totaled a minimum of 30 confirmed dead animals in an eight year period (2016-2024).
Perhaps the worst confirmed death was the one of the dog Ginger. She was mauled by Bella, then made to lay on a floor for two weeks without proper medical care before finally succumbing to her injuries.
There was a death watch in late 2022 for Polissa's cat Gomez. Gomez is said to have chronic UTI issues according to Polissa. This is especially concerning considering that Polissa often begged for and ran out of his food.
In late October 2022 (October 24 to be exact), she claimed that his issues were so severe that she needed to beg for a vet visit. No money came until Thanksgiving a month later, and even then Polissa did not take him to the vet until December 6. In the meantime, she poisoned him with Chinese snake oil with many animal killing ingredients including garlic, citrus, and wormwood, ironically bought using money she had received to pay for his vet visit.
(screencap from @Breadbear)
When Polissa did bother to take Gomez to the vet, it was discovered that he had a partially blocked urethra and may need his penis amputated.
Polissa took no responsibility whatsover for her lack of care leading to this, blaming her followers for not donating to her cause.
Gomez managed to be unblocked at the eleventh hour and taken home.
Ever since the Campbells moved to the trailer in May 2023, the cats have either ran away, disappeared, or gave birth/miscarried because they were unspayed. In November 2023, Polissa admitted that two of her unspayed cats had given birth outside. Her best estimate of how many cats she had was "at least fifteen."
By the summer of 2024, the couple had not only vacated the trailer (Josh via trespass order and Polissa via the lack of AC), but also moved all the cats in her grandmother's barn after initially leaving them behind in the trailer. Only the dog Dobby is still in their care as they live at a mutual friend's house and scheme to move to Florida to mooch off of various relatives and in laws or e beg for rent deposits. At least two cats (Shadow and Wednesday), with an unconfirmed third (Fester) have passed post-abandonment. As many cats are also considered "missing," the death toll is surely even higher than what Polissa will admit to or be aware of.
While more animal suffering and death has been confirmed since, Bella's death is what sent Polissa from "dumb e beggar" to "irredeemable bitch" to many on the E Beggars thread. For all her talk about having a fake sanctuary, it is clear that she did not care enough to pay attention to a dog that she claimed to love and care for. The Campbells are government leeches and the only ones coming out of this situation innocent are the poor animals in their pathetic excuse of care.
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Great post! Thanks for making this. I’ve been looking forward to this thread. My favorite moment so far has been seeing her grocery receipts and seeing how much money she’s wasting by buying junk while saying she’s out of food.
