Worst weening plans ever discussed on Kiwi Farms

[HG 400]

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/2/2876.jpg?1449422137 4 minutes agoClown Doll:
   You know how we should troll Chris?
2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/2/2876.jpg?1449422137 3 minutes agoClown Doll:
   @ @Cuck Norris, We should get a hot fitness girl to take him out on jogs and have her promise Chris can plow her ass if he runs 3 miles faster than her.
3. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/2/2876.jpg?1449422137 3 minutes agoClown Doll:
   And Chris will kill himself trying to do that.
4. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/2/2876.jpg?1449422137 2 minutes agoClown Doll:
   No, but the girl would let her win
5. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/2/2876.jpg?1449422137 2 minutes agoClown Doll:
   Like on the 10th time he can "win" because the trolls rig the game
6. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/2/2876.jpg?1449422137 1 minute agoClown Doll:
   but then the girl has a hard penis waiting for Chris in her pants.
7. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/2/2876.jpg?1449422137 1 minute agoClown Doll:
   And Chris will have a heart attack.

 

[AP 297]

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1338.jpg?1451930751 4 minutes agoDynastia:
   @ @Clown Doll, let's have a hot fitness girl take chris out on jogs and while he's gone we all go to his house and take turns fucking barb in the pussy, so next time he goes down on her he gets a salty surprise
2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/2/2876.jpg?1449422137 3 minutes agoClown Doll:
   @ @Dynastia, Yeah.
3. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/2/2876.jpg?1449422137 3 minutes agoClown Doll:
   @ @Dynastia, Good idea, then we can film it too.
4. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1338.jpg?1451930751 3 minutes agoDynastia:
   and then we'll give him $1,000 and see how he spends it
5. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1338.jpg?1451930751 3 minutes agoDynastia:
   i bet he buys hamburgers!!! what a lolcow
6. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/31.jpg?1451594244 2 minutes agoMauvwomyn Shuffleboard:
   @ @Dynastia, I have an even better idea, how about we give him $2000?

 

[GS 281]

Every trolling plan begins with giving him something. Remember when some retard from North Carolina sent him a laptop so we could get videos and his thank you to them was the last video we got for like 3 years? Anyone remember the retard on /cwc/ who proposed renting office space, hiring actors to pretend they are working and filming Chris like it was an episode of "The Office"? Chris has made more money being "trolled" than most of the NEETs who "trolled" him make sitting around (hi Atlus), bitching about Gamer Gate (Hi Clyde) and staying permavirgin (Hi Mark).

 

[AnOminous]

Every trolling plan begins with giving him something. Remember when some exceptional individual from North Carolina sent him a laptop so we could get videos and his thank you to them was the last video we got for like 3 years?

Actually, that wins dumbest weening plan ever IMO, especially because Chris just reformatted it immediately and got rid of whatever keylogger the ween put on it. In other words, Chris outwitted a troll without even trying.

That is probably even dumber than the "let's give Chris a bunch of money for no reason plans, which aren't even trolling. At the point you are sending a lolcow money, you are not the troll any more.

 

[MediExcalibur2012]

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/2/2876.jpg?1449422137 4 minutes agoClown Doll:
   You know how we should troll Chris?
2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/2/2876.jpg?1449422137 3 minutes agoClown Doll:
   @ @Cuck Norris, We should get a hot fitness girl to take him out on jogs and have her promise Chris can plow her ass if he runs 3 miles faster than her.
3. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/2/2876.jpg?1449422137 3 minutes agoClown Doll:
   And Chris will kill himself trying to do that.
4. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/2/2876.jpg?1449422137 2 minutes agoClown Doll:
   No, but the girl would let her win
5. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/2/2876.jpg?1449422137 2 minutes agoClown Doll:
   Like on the 10th time he can "win" because the trolls rig the game
6. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/2/2876.jpg?1449422137 1 minute agoClown Doll:
   but then the girl has a hard penis waiting for Chris in her pants.
7. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/2/2876.jpg?1449422137 1 minute agoClown Doll:
   And Chris will have a heart attack.

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