🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[veri]

. if he ever moves RIP to his security deposit.

he’s gonna die in that house and leave the mess for his landlord. seen it happen before, addict trashes the place beyond repair cause they know they’re gonna die there anyways and it won’t be their problem

 

[ANiggaNamedElmo]

he’s gonna die in that house and leave the mess for his landlord. seen it happen before, addict trashes the place beyond repair cause they know they’re gonna die there anyways and it won’t be their problem

Sad but true. More specifically in Ralph's case, he's going to leave that burden on Meigh (assuming she stays with him, of course).

 

[smellybutthole]

retard, people like to say stuff because if you haven't noticed

The same reason people say he can't go to africa, or jim's driveway. Just enjoy the show, and laugh when Ethan is getting Dan 2.0'd in london.

I'm aware that people are goading him into doing stuff but saying he can't go to the UK because he's a felon was used for the reason he couldn't live with Nora in the UK, had to go to portugo etc. Getting Ralph to do something is just a case of saying he's poor or fat so it's really unnecessary to use something that a quick google suggests isn't true.

Don't get me wrong. I think Ralph going to the UK and being an insufferable cunt on the tube with his gunt and selfie stick getting in everyone's face resulting in his bloated corpse being found floating in the Thames would be hilarious.

 

[ANiggaNamedElmo]

I'm aware that people are goading him into doing stuff but saying he can't go to the UK because he's a felon was used for the reason he couldn't live with Nora in the UK, had to go to portugo etc. Getting Ralph to do something is just a case of saying he's poor or fat so it's really unnecessary to use something that a quick google suggests isn't true.

Funny enough, he can be easily prodded/goaded into doing things to prove his haters wrong except for one thing: losing weight. He'll go to all sorts of retarded extremes EXCEPT when it comes to physical activity/exercise.

 

[AnOminous]

Don't get me wrong. I think Ralph going to the UK and being an insufferable cunt on the tube with his gunt and selfie stick getting in everyone's face resulting in his bloated corpse being found floating in the Thames would be hilarious.

Ralph can't go to London because he is too fucking fat and poor to go to London. I sure hope he doesn't prove that he's not fat and poor by going to London and getting knocked on his ass again.

 

[smellybutthole]

He'll go to all sorts of retarded extremes EXCEPT when it comes to physical activity/exercise.

Ralph legitimately thinks that losing <10lbs over the course of a year is well on track for being the fit and lean Ralphamale we fear. In his own mind he is owning the haters on his weight.

Also getting on a plane and going somewhere might be a massive win for a poor fuck like Ralph but it's pretty pedestrian in the scheme of things. I think it'll be pretty hard to convince him into doing anything other than flashing his disgusting body or traveling to a different location to get beaten up to be honest.

 

[AltisticRight]

Ralph legitimately thinks that losing <10lbs over the course of a year is well on track for being the fit and lean Ralphamale we fear. In his own mind he is owning the haters on his weight.

The sad truth about this -- he actually made a tweet substantiating exactly what you've said.

 

[NicoFountaine]

Ralph can't go to London because he is too fucking fat and poor to go to London. I sure hope he doesn't prove that he's not fat and poor by going to London and getting knocked on his ass again.

Yeah, forget about the felony charges. British airlines can and will charge your belly as extra luggage. OI U GOT A LOICENSE TO FLY YER GUNT MATE? CHECK IN THE BAG, GET THE LOICENSE OR PUT THAT BELLY CUNT OF YEES IN THE STREET.

Evidently Ralph is too poor, retarded and fat to fly to bongland.

 

[InwardsStink]

he’s gonna die in that house and leave the mess for his landlord. seen it happen before, addict trashes the place beyond repair cause they know they’re gonna die there anyways and it won’t be their problem

I hope you’ll excuse me for not shedding a tear for a rat landlord. Seems like the most based thing pigboy could do.

Hi Ralph. I would ask you what pedo-pussy feels like but we all know you can’t feel anything but the air whooshing by when you stick it in.

 

[WeWuzHeretics]

The sad truth about this -- he actually made a tweet substantiating exactly what you've said.
View attachment 3392636

lmfao I thought the reflection from his phone in the sunglasses were his fucked up eyes looking in random directions

 

[We Wuz Kais]

This is what Ralph is like

Ralph; I'm doing two shows a day, constantly defending my family from attacks by a-logs, I've got a dozen court cases and I just got back from my tenth vacation this year.
Alogs: Well, you sound very busy then. I suppose we'll have to get someone else to go on an Intercontinental Trip to livestream themselves at a Boxing Event to own Warski..
Ralph: WHAT BOXING EVENT? HELL AINT BUT ONE MAN I KNOW OF WHO COULD HANDLE THAT! THE RALPHAMALE!

 

[Procrastinhater]

All you can do is seethe Pig, seethe and cope.

And dilate. Don't forget that, it's important. Without it the Gunt's amhole/belly button/cheese repository will close up.

 

[NicoFountaine]

The sad truth about this -- he actually made a tweet substantiating exactly what you've said.
View attachment 3392636

He is so deluded with that it is actually sad. I can't believe he tries to back it up with those self donos giving him encouragement. Do we have actual 100% confirmation he self donos? Because to me that is pretty daming, not even his biggest paypig desperate for attention would think it's not embarrassing to TTS "keep dabbing on the haters by getting skinnier and skinnier" all the while not following an actual nutrition/ training plan and drinking himself to death every day. He really believes he's losing weight by wishing it really hard and taking evening walks around his shithole I guess.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

The sad truth about this -- he actually made a tweet substantiating exactly what you've said.
View attachment 3392636

Friendly reminder that Ralph has two weeks to get down to 225 or he has to uphold his word and honor and kill himself.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Ralph upholds his word and has honor?

Impossible

 

[smellybutthole]

not even his biggest paypig desperate for attention would think it's not embarrassing to TTS "keep dabbing on the haters by getting skinnier and skinnier" all the while not following an actual nutrition/ training plan and drinking himself to death every day.

Or he has some legit fans that are just like him (poor, extremely morbidly obese, no career, no offline friends) and because of their weird parasocial relationship they totally buy his bullshit. Like k-pop fans coming up for excuses for why it was totally ok for their fav asian femboy to drug and rape women.

 

[ThatDarnIrishMan]

The sad truth about this -- he actually made a tweet substantiating exactly what you've said.
View attachment 3392636

"Look at all the weight I'm losing. They're sooooo mad baby!"

Dude, you tilted your head 15 degrees and your second chin is literally hanging to match. I've never even fucking seen that before. Most fat people just have a constant second chin, it doesn't fucking move with them lol

Ralph won't go to the UK because he's too fat to get in just one airline seat and he's too poor to afford two.

 

[Beef Elemental]

The sad truth about this -- he actually made a tweet substantiating exactly what you've said.
View attachment 3392636

Pick one:
-I'm not using a filter
-I'm so obese and devoid of muscle tone that you can accurately measure skeletal tilt by the angle of my hanging facefat

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Pick one:
-I'm not using a filter
-I'm so obese and devoid of muscle tone that you can accurately measure skeletal tilt by the angle of my hanging facefat

I've browsed the deathfat threads and I've yet to see a body like Ralphs, the stomach ass, the 4 tits, the googly eyes, the spindly arms and legs, the tissue paper thin skin and I don't mean his ego. His skin is actually so thin he starts bleeding with the lightest tap, his chin gunt needed stitches from one of Dan's light punches. Every body part has a lump or it's own gunt. He looks like he's made out of straws and uncooked pizza dough that has been kneaded with makers mark, xanax, and the aids from the finest negress hookers. I would actually kill myself if my body looked like that. If I had to part my stomach cheeks just to prevent my short dick from pissing in my belly button I'd swallow a bullet quicker than pantsu creams her panties watching Caillou

 

[Goyslop Muncher]

I've browsed the deathfat threads and I've yet to see a body like Ralphs, the stomach ass, the 4 tits, the googly eyes, the spindly arms and legs, the tissue paper thin skin and I don't mean his ego. His skin is actually so thin he starts bleeding with the lightest tap, his chin gunt needed stitches from one of Dan's light punches. Every body part has a lump or it's own gunt. He looks like he's made out of straws and uncooked pizza dough that has been kneaded with makers mark, xanax, and the aids from the finest negress hookers. I would actually kill myself if my body looked like that. If I had to part my stomach cheeks just to prevent my short dick from pissing in my belly button I'd swallow a bullet quicker than pantsu creams her panties watching Caillou

Ralph really is at the point that if he somehow managed by the grace of Christ to lose the weight he would need surgery to get the skin removed. The procedure isn't that expensive so for a ralphamale making thousands every day that shouldn't be too hard for him right?