DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Iron Father]

His hair doesn't look that bad, it's the black paint matted on that looks so unnatural. Plus it makes him look more like a greasy pig.

It looks like they legitimately fucked it up. His sideburns are uneven, the fade looks like trash.

 

[GiveMeTheMoney]

DSP looking like a white Will Smith from fresh prince, but he's 40 and very, very fat.

 

[Pepper Jack]

His hair doesn't look that bad, it's the black paint matted on that looks so unnatural. Plus it makes him look more like a greasy pig.

Are you sure about that?

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

His haircuts are so incomprehensibly shit.

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What in the holy fuck is that?

Jesus, Phil! People poke fun at his haircut and INSTEAD of laughing at the joke and laughing at himself, he thinks trying to "fluff" it up will make it better. More proof that his ego cannot take a HIT! He's so fucking fragile, even laughing at himself is uncalled for. BitchmadePhil, everyone!

 

[ReentryPhantom]

Now he got the Vanilla Ice cut.
Alright stop...
COLLABORATE AND LISTEN

 

[Iron Father]

Vanilla Ice meets Simple Jack.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

His haircuts are so incomprehensibly shit.

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What in the holy fuck is that?

Yeah but since the haircut reveal nobody's made fun of his tits! DSP wins again!

I love that Phil gets a fucking fade cut into his pompadour. Here's what DSP thinks he looks like with his fresh cut:

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[Your Favorite New Friend]

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Are you sure about that?

Did he kinda run over the barber's cat on the way to the appointment? (Replace the word "kinda" with "repeatedly" and the word "cat" with "son")

 

[00R-Gundam]

Oh boy lets see whats dsp been up to...

His haircuts are so incomprehensibly shit.

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What in the holy fuck is that?

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Big ups DutchesRolled the matches against that guy have been amazing. Phil is running from him in every lobby when he shows up WOW Phil such a pussy.

 

[PhilsCamelToe]

I am visualizing the image of Phil waddling out of the salon with his gaymar tight fitting t shirt, jeans, and his new balance sneakers with that new cut. I honestly don't know how he can look at that shit and think anything positive.

 

[Ortsnay]

Vanilla Ice meets Simple Jack.

THANK YOU. That's what his haircut reminded me of, I mean, it's identical.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

DSP probably just got done watching this movie and pointed at him and thought, this is just like me!

Spoiler: Spoiler

 

[PieceofShet]

Some skilled guy beats DSP in SF...
"Yea, im not playing that guy again, he is abusing lag... bitch"

He ran away soo fast, it triggered @Piece of Peace soo hard, it was kinda funny!

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Damn that guy beat him in Third Strike so hard he switched games wow

 

[GunnlaugurSassoon]

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Are you sure about that?

lmao he's got a high top fade in the front and a balding Moe Howard from the side

 

[JohnRedcorn]

Damn that guy beat him in Third Strike so hard he switched games wow

Ran right back to his sf2 safe space

 

[PieceofShet]

DSP got beat in the SF2 remake: "its unplayable".
Ofc he only started to complain when he was losing rounds.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

lmao he's got a high top fade in the front and a balding Moe Howard from the side

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There's a good chance he had no idea how pronounced the bowl was on the sides and how ridiculous he really looks until he watched his own recording following the day stream. Doesn't he have the neck problem and can't turn his head easily?

 

[N0thingICanDo]

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