DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
I knew I recognized his passenger. Boomers will immediately know who this is:

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Why does he keep lumping his failure of a channel in with political channels that got hit?
Because he didn't like that working on it took away from his begging for no significant payoff and it was an easy excuse. It also showed that even back then his audience was tiny for someone who's been doing YT since the beginning. When you combine it with his weird habit of trying to make peaks the new expectation (hi vest streak making 100 per stream expected by him) and he was expecting near 1 million views for his reviews based on his homefront review.

It should be noted that he painted his dropping the channel as every video he uploaded getting demonetised (his claim of this is very similar to what razorfist had claimed a few months before) and yet the moment his main channel lost monetisation, he immediately moves to kogaming to have the videos monetised.
 
DSP again giving us his "dumbfuck Redditors made me hundreds of dollars in ad revenue" speech, same guy who said he makes next to nothing on ads. Of course he also said he was too poor to go out for dinner with muh wife, but then went on endlessly about the fancy sushi they had yesterday. And also that negative comments only help him and no one reads them, but then in the next sentence he said that he reads comments daily so he can approve them (and in fact pretended to approve some live on stream).

But don't mock his hair or he'll ban you. But insults don't bother him, he can handle anything. Rent free.

Yeah, I mean, I don't think people really care if their comment is posted publically but, rather, people just want him to see them and get triggered. It appears they succeeded on both of those counts but, sure, take your victory lap, Phil.

His new system actually seems to be worse for him. Since there was no approval process before, there was no reason he had to read them if he didn't want to. Now, he does have to read them all if he wants to highlight the positive ones. He'd probably say that if it was all just troll comments it would cause the positive ones to get lost in it and then he couldn't get feedback and suggestions from people, which is something he's never given one shit about and still doesn't.
 
Is there any pic of Dave not in a crappy t-shirt besides his wedding picture? The only one I can think of is that video where he's out at some dive with Pandalee and he's wearing a leather jacket on top of a crappy t-shirt.

EDIT: This one, such a fuckin trash jacket.

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A little late with this comment, but with that leather jacket and that slicked back, greasy hair, Phil always struck me here as someone who could've been used as cannon fodder in the first Max Payne.

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Why is he so important to Phil? I get his relevance here as an over the top autistic porn addict, but why does Phil care so much?! I'm pretty ignorant where Derich lore is concerned.
Phil has always had a small group of legit regards that he goes out of his way to defend. Alex Sidella used to be the most notable one, he has a thread here somewhere, although I think he recently finally broke from pignosis and Phil disposed of him because he was spamming nigger in chat.

Why Phil only responds to Derich's repeated spamming questions and gives him special treatment is unknown. Phil doesn't for other obvious special needs people like Rob Warren that actually give him money too.
 
A little late with this comment, but with that leather jacket and that slicked back, greasy hair, Phil always struck me here as someone who could've been used as cannon fodder in the first Max Payne.

He would be the boss that you fight that was getting a blowjob and fights you with his pants down, except in his case he wouldn't have been getting a blowjob and the camera would've been on the whole time.
 
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who knows if the tech contact info is "real" or not
People already talked about it, but that email rings a bell:
https://archive.ph/XkflR
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As a suggestion, next time a link to one of his websites is posted (or edited out by moderators), just put it as plain text instead of deleting it, maybe with a disclaimer so that people know.

That way is easier to find in the future, here on KF.
 
People already talked about it, but that email rings a bell:
https://archive.ph/XkflR
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As a suggestion, next time a link to one of his websites is posted (or edited out by moderators), just put it as plain text instead of deleting it, maybe with a disclaimer so that people know.

That way is easier to find in the future, here on KF.
Based Rekieta as per usual. His fight with Law and Crime was hilarious
 
Been a bit since I checked in on the farm’s second favorite pigman
But holy shit I don’t know what’s more surprising
The fact that the people giving him money haven’t run out of money
Or that he’s still somehow kicking by this point you’d think that his lifestyle would come back to haunt him but hey
This dude’s high luck will never seize to amaze
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Did Phil say outloud that shit haircut cost $60? imagine trying to play poor while also flouting that you pay $60 for a haircut.

I literally pay £20 and my barber gives me a can of beer while I'm waiting. He's also got sky sports, I class this as a luxury but it's only £5ish more than a normal haircut so it's worth it.
i honestly feel for the hairdresser there’s nothing that will actually look decent on his flat Melon
But Jesus Christ…
 
The one thing, the ONE FUCKING THING, Phil and his wife get to enjoy together a week is...

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I think he should start explaining to his fans why he has to do this one thing, which is eat outdoors rather than in his house, and imply that this meal out and time with Kat is what keeps the relationship healthy.

"A relationship is about sharing the responsibilities and having robust meals outside"
 
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