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Because he didn't like that working on it took away from his begging for no significant payoff and it was an easy excuse. It also showed that even back then his audience was tiny for someone who's been doing YT since the beginning. When you combine it with his weird habit of trying to make peaks the new expectation (hi vest streak making 100 per stream expected by him) and he was expecting near 1 million views for his reviews based on his homefront review.Why does he keep lumping his failure of a channel in with political channels that got hit?
DSP again giving us his "dumbfuck Redditors made me hundreds of dollars in ad revenue" speech, same guy who said he makes next to nothing on ads. Of course he also said he was too poor to go out for dinner with muh wife, but then went on endlessly about the fancy sushi they had yesterday. And also that negative comments only help him and no one reads them, but then in the next sentence he said that he reads comments daily so he can approve them (and in fact pretended to approve some live on stream).
But don't mock his hair or he'll ban you. But insults don't bother him, he can handle anything. Rent free.
Is there any pic of Dave not in a crappy t-shirt besides his wedding picture? The only one I can think of is that video where he's out at some dive with Pandalee and he's wearing a leather jacket on top of a crappy t-shirt.
EDIT: This one, such a fuckin trash jacket.
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Phil has always had a small group of legit regards that he goes out of his way to defend. Alex Sidella used to be the most notable one, he has a thread here somewhere, although I think he recently finally broke from pignosis and Phil disposed of him because he was spamming nigger in chat.Why is he so important to Phil? I get his relevance here as an over the top autistic porn addict, but why does Phil care so much?! I'm pretty ignorant where Derich lore is concerned.
He would be the boss that you fight that was getting a blowjob and fights you with his pants down, except in his case he wouldn't have been getting a blowjob and the camera would've been on the whole time.A little late with this comment, but with that leather jacket and that slicked back, greasy hair, Phil always struck me here as someone who could've been used as cannon fodder in the first Max Payne.
People already talked about it, but that email rings a bell:
Based Rekieta as per usual. His fight with Law and Crime was hilariousPeople already talked about it, but that email rings a bell:
https://archive.ph/XkflR
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As a suggestion, next time a link to one of his websites is posted (or edited out by moderators), just put it as plain text instead of deleting it, maybe with a disclaimer so that people know.
That way is easier to find in the future, here on KF.
i honestly feel for the hairdresser there’s nothing that will actually look decent on his flat MelonView attachment 3391531View attachment 3391533
Did Phil say outloud that shit haircut cost $60? imagine trying to play poor while also flouting that you pay $60 for a haircut.
I literally pay £20 and my barber gives me a can of beer while I'm waiting. He's also got sky sports, I class this as a luxury but it's only £5ish more than a normal haircut so it's worth it.
I think he should start explaining to his fans why he has to do this one thing, which is eat outdoors rather than in his house, and imply that this meal out and time with Kat is what keeps the relationship healthy.The one thing, the ONE FUCKING THING, Phil and his wife get to enjoy together a week is...
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These forced Hitler jokes were never funnyI mean... the jokes write themselves at this point.
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Now this is actually funny
Everyone said his haircut was shit so he tried to comb it over/fluff it up. This stuff literally gets to him, my god.
$60 bucks plus tip for a cut and color at Twirls and Curls? Keem should put a 50k bounty on who could make him buzz/shave that trashfire.
His haircuts are so incomprehensibly shit.
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What in the holy fuck is that?
The government hasn't shut down yet, so the disability checks are still going out and the dents have not run out of money. Nothing surprising there.The fact that the people giving him money haven’t run out of money