DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[EarwaxGourmet]

I mean... the jokes write themselves at this point.

 

[FamicomGorby]

Can Dave just get it over with and shave his head? Even before this his hair's so thin ya could see his scalp from every angle.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

this is what narcissist philbert sees when he looks in the mirror
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grim reality

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Man, I know the human head is egg-shaped, but Phil takes it to the extreme.

Can Dave just get it over with and shave his head? Even before this his hair's so thin ya could see his scalp from every angle.

He's trying to hide that fact that he looks like a human thumb when he shaves his head. Or a convict.

 

[Freshtodeath]

He looks downy when he shaves his head thats why he grew it out

 

[Ortsnay]

I mean... the jokes write themselves at this point.
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Jesus H Christ, is his head inflating or did he get a haircut?

 

[Fact Me Till I Fart]

Can Dave just get it over with and shave his head? Even before this his hair's so thin ya could see his scalp from every angle.

Not just his head but the ever disappearing facial line that he has going is enough, but it is fun to poke his ego now and again and watch him cry about not taking the piss

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

Does that count as helping him though? It just makes him look like more of a retard

I think it helps him. He wants to sell this funny guy persona, his wheelchairs like it and they are his crowd.
However I could be wrong, as I am a stupid cunt.

I mean... the jokes write themselves at this point.
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The fat stupid git doesn't have the head, hairline or body for that hairstyle. Bugger me he looks like such a tard. He really reminds me of those fat teenage cunts that go to a club for the first time and act tough.
It hurts me more because I have a similar hairstyle, I just don't slick it back like a twat, and now I question myself and my life choices.

 

[Bill Elliot]

Phil reading about how in Japan people can go to jail for online insults. Guess he's moving lol

He's trying to say "oh it's if the insult not based on fact" Okay Dave, this law wouldn't save you

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Phil reading about how in Japan people can go to jail for online insults. Guess he's moving lol

He's trying to say "oh it's if the insult not based on fact" Okay Dave, this law wouldn't save you

Man, for a guy who says to ignore the trolls, he sure does love giving them attention.

 

[Coke Zero]

A $60 haircut

 

[FamicomGorby]

Phil reading about how in Japan people can go to jail for online insults. Guess he's moving lol

He's trying to say "oh it's if the insult not based on fact" Okay Dave, this law wouldn't save you

WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CAN'T CALL THEM MENTALLY ILL FUCKHEADS? IT'S A FACT DOOD! BUGGED LEGAL MECHANICS!

 

[Dona Morte]

Here is the case Dave mentioned today:

Suicide of Japanese wrestler blamed on online bullying – DW – 05/26/2020

The suicide of a 22-year-old professional female wrestler has triggered an outpouring of sorrow from friends and fans – but also bitter accusations that she was driven to take her own life as a result of online bullying.

www.dw.com

 

[Iron Hamster]

Someone really needs to tell him to stop getting a sex offender/special needs haircut. Actually, I'm pretty sure his hairdresser is a detractor.

Actually, this hair reminds me of something...
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Think he walked in with the nazi hat and said 'give me what would go good with this hat'?

but then went on endlessly about the fancy sushi they had yesterday.

Krill. The word he was looking for is krill. That's what whales eat.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

I pop back in...

Nigga what?

You can get "systematically" physically harassed, like someone can just come up to you and grab you and yell in your face on the internet but you can't in real life, you'll go to jail.

You can't get yelled at or harassed in real life.
You'll go to jail for yelling at someone, grabbing them or getting in their face.
Jail time for yelling at someone.
You can also get physically harassed by being grabbed and yelled at in the face on the internet

how? how is he this stupid?

Here is the case Dave mentioned today:
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Suicide of Japanese wrestler blamed on online bullying – DW – 05/26/2020

The suicide of a 22-year-old professional female wrestler has triggered an outpouring of sorrow from friends and fans – but also bitter accusations that she was driven to take her own life as a result of online bullying.

www.dw.com

oh thats what he's talking about? that was like 2 years ago. Also the japan online harassment law isn't new they just passed an amendment to the current one. Which is on a 3 year trial basis as it's being criticized from impeding on free speech.

He completely missed the key details of this which isn't surprising I'll save the tism.

 

[Corpun]

A $60 haircut

My god Curls and Twirls cut it too short and accidentally made his receded hairline really, really obvious. It's also extremely uneven, you guys have to see this in motion it looks horrendous

Is whoever cuts his hair a detractor now? Maybe Phil isn't tipping (we know he isn't) and this is payback. Hey Dave, I doubt most of that will grow back.

 

[blahblahblah678]

his barber has to hate him, this haircut makes him look even fatter than normal

That haircut makes him look like a literal faggot.

 

[Paladin Derich]

phil, its time to buzz it all. Its over.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

So japan they traditionally eat sushi with wasabi, mr authentic autist doesn't understand why they serve sushi with wasabi cause he doesn't eat it.

Yes you retard, an entire country needs to change the way they make food and because some round eye pollack doesn't like wasabi with his philadelphia, califorina or dragon roll cause you know nothing's more authentic japanese than cream cheese, avacado and canned carb in sushi.

 

[Watamelon]

Here is the case Dave mentioned today:
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Suicide of Japanese wrestler blamed on online bullying – DW – 05/26/2020

The suicide of a 22-year-old professional female wrestler has triggered an outpouring of sorrow from friends and fans – but also bitter accusations that she was driven to take her own life as a result of online bullying.

www.dw.com

Do note that Terrace House was cancelled following Kimura's death (which had been a hit ever since release), her mother has worked her ass to make people realize how harmful social media is and even held a wrestling event in her honor.

I'm guessing DSP just read a comment or two about it but didn't read much further than that. There had already been cases of the online fanbase going crazy with someone, like the previous member Kenny who was harrassed to fuck because he was seen as an oportunistic fuck for using TH as a jumpstart for his career.

Phil reading about how in Japan people can go to jail for online insults. Guess he's moving lol

He's trying to say "oh it's if the insult not based on fact" Okay Dave, this law wouldn't save you

Phil would get called a fatass in moonrunes the moment he steps off the airplane at Haneda.

 

[IFBB Pro Phil]

I pop back in...

Nigga what?

You can get "systematically" physically harassed, like someone can just come up to you and grab you and yell in your face on the internet but you can't in real life, you'll go to jail.

You can't get yelled at or harassed in real life.
You'll go to jail for yelling at someone, grabbing them or getting in their face.
Jail time for yelling at someone.
You can also get physically harassed by being grabbed and yelled at in the face on the internet

how? how is he this stupid?


oh thats what he's talking about? that was like 2 years ago. Also the japan online harassment law isn't new they just passed an amendment to the current one. Which is on a 3 year trial basis as it's being criticized from impeding on free speech.

He completely missed the key details of this which isn't surprising I'll save the tism.

Yeah he completely misunderstands legal matters all the time. Lawyer Phil is always great. I like that he thinks the real life equivalent of people calling him ugly on the internet is assault, and not just a guy standing in front of him calling him ugly.