Ripley Violet Tempest Storm / Brett Gaetano Lemke / @RipleyStorm / Rioley - "I suck dick for cock!" AKA Rioley Ravioli, the amazing diaperfur too neurotic for even Kevin Gibes to handle! Every day is a new adventure in harassing random people!

[The Final Troondown]

"girlneck" lmao. I've met roided out gym bros more effeminate than Rioley

you promised to keep our liaison a secret

 

[Mackerel Fish Stew]

what even is the tattoo supposed to be? Wedge's busted asshole?

Looks to be an elephant inside a circle, but for some reason with a goblin ear and a monkey tail/butt trunk.

 

[Probably An Autist]

Damn, he sort of had a working class Christian Bale thing going on. What a waste.

more scott hall to me. ayy mang
BAD TIMES DONT LAST
BUT BAD GUYS PASSES DO

 

[break these cuffs]

more scott hall to me. ayy mang
BAD TIMES DONT LAST
BUT BAD GUYS PASSES DO

Ripley should get on that DDP Yoga routine, unironically.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

we'll have to wait a while for another ripley public sperg out. shame!

But I want a Rioley public sperg out now.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

We need someone from the building to give us the crazy.

Would it be considered pozloading the neghole to get on the Nextdoor?

 

[Puddleduck]

more scott hall to me. ayy mang
BAD TIMES DONT LAST
BUT BAD GUYS PASSES DO

I can see that tbh. And Rioley looks like he's been dead for several months.

 

[Hell yeah dude]

Wheelchair bounded bozo bought a new car

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[AGPinochet]

Wheelchair bounded bozo bought a new car

I will freely admit that I am not an expert when it comes to motor vehicles but I believe that car to be a member of the BMW 325 series, specifically a 325I. Which according to a linked below website I believe stopped being sold as new production vehicles in 1991.

https://www.cars-directory.net/history/bmw/325i/

Now while I admit to knowing nothing about cars much less about BMWs I know that they are fancy German cars that need lots of maintenance and expensive parts. To Illustrate just how much it takes to keep BMWs running I point to another cow, Mersh and all the shit he had to through with a BMW made in 2008. The tales of his troubles begins at 42:00. TLDW it is falling apart and has to E-beg to keep it barely running.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Shk9weYexWs

If Rations tries to actually use this shitbox as a daily driver much hilarity will ensue.

 

[Mia Zapata's Ghost]

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Forgive my absolute ignorance regarding cars, but can a car that old and small even be modified to fit a wheelchair and all the shit you need to drive in a wheelchair? Like as I understand it it's more complex than just changing the seat, it also requires changing the pedals into shit you can actually use with your hands (since he supposedly can't use his legs).

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Forgive my absolute ignorance regarding cars, but can a car that old and small even be modified to fit a wheelchair and all the shit you need to drive in a wheelchair? Like as I understand it it's more complex than just changing the seat, it also requires changing the pedals into shit you can actually use with your hands (since he supposedly can't use his legs).

Fortunately for Ripley, he's not really handicapped so it's fine.

 

[White Devil]

I will freely admit that I am not an expert when it comes to motor vehicles but I believe that car to be a member of the BMW 325 series, specifically a 325I. Which according to a linked below website I believe stopped being sold as new production vehicles in 1991.

https://www.cars-directory.net/history/bmw/325i/

Now while I admit to knowing nothing about cars much less about BMWs I know that they are fancy German cars that need lots of maintenance and expensive parts. To Illustrate just how much it takes to keep BMWs running I point to another cow, Mersh and all the shit he had to through with a BMW made in 2008. The tales of his troubles begins at 42:00. TLDW it is falling apart and has to E-beg to keep it barely running.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Shk9weYexWs

If Rations tries to actually use this shitbox as a daily driver much hilarity will ensue.

BMWs are obscenely expensive to maintain. A basic oil change is usually over $100 and that was before clown world.

 

[Nanashi no kiwi]

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Embracing a Munchie LARP as a disabled wheelchair user in literally the hilliest metro area in the country might be one of the most r-tarded things I've seen on this site, and that's no mean feat. And this after posting celebratory photos of his supposedly beloved motorcycle a week or two ago, no less. What's the over/under on how long he tries to keep up the act?

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Embracing a Munchie LARP as a disabled wheelchair user in literally the hilliest metro area in the country might be one of the most r-tarded things I've seen on this site, and that's no mean feat. And this after posting celebratory photos of his supposedly beloved motorcycle a week or two ago, no less. What's the over/under on how long he tries to keep up the act?

He's in Oakland, not San Francisco.

SF and he would have headed into the back of a garbage truck a long time ago.

Downtown Oakland is flat.

I am fairly sure the photos of the car were taken in the Oakland/Berkeley hills and they were used to sell the car.

As you imply, topography is not his friend.

 

[Piss Bear]

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Ugh it’s a pet peeve of mine when people call cars “she’s a beauty” for example but it’s particularly aggravated by the fact it’s a diaper-shitting wannabe-cripple furry saying it. STOP SEXUALLY HARRASSING YOUR CARS!!!!

 

[Nanashi no kiwi]

He's in Oakland, not San Francisco.

SF and he would have headed into the back of a garbage truck a long time ago.

Downtown Oakland is flat.

I am fairly sure the photos of the car were taken in the Oakland/Berkeley hills and they were used to sell the car.

As you imply, topography is not his friend.

Gotcha. I thought the whole area was fairly hilly, but I'm not very familiar with the topography of the Bay Area.

He does apparently venture across the bay at least occasionally, given that he's sperging about SF FiDi in the tweet.

 

[Old Fart]

I considered a BMW 3xx shortly in the mid-80s but was fortunately made aware of maintenance costs, although you can still DIY these machines if you're handy. Also, it veers dangerously to the right every time it sees a petrol station.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Now while I admit to knowing nothing about cars much less about BMWs I know that they are fancy German cars that need lots of maintenance and expensive parts. To Illustrate just how much it takes to keep BMWs running I point to another cow, Mersh and all the shit he had to through with a BMW made in 2008. The tales of his troubles begins at 42:00. TLDW it is falling apart and has to E-beg to keep it barely running.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Shk9weYexWs

It's a 1984-1987 model based on the long bumpers.

IME older BMWs like this aren't that expensive to maintain assuming you can do it yourself. This isn't a completely sealed "black box" that can only be maintained at a dealership like newer models. AFAIK the engine itself is fine but the Bosch ECU can be sketchy.

 

[White Devil]

It's a 1984-1987 model based on the long bumpers.

IME older BMWs like this aren't that expensive to maintain assuming you can do it yourself. This isn't a completely sealed "black box" that can only be maintained at a dealership like newer models. AFAIK the engine itself is fine but the Bosch ECU can be sketchy.

You still need proprietary tools and diagnostics to work on German cars. There's a reason these Nazi wagons have their own separate certifications.

 

[Particle Bored]

Gotcha. I thought the whole area was fairly hilly, but I'm not very familiar with the topography of the Bay Area.

He does apparently venture across the bay at least occasionally, given that he's sperging about SF FiDi in the tweet.

SF FiDi is also relatively flat. It's a tiny sector on the northeast edge of the peninsula.