Would have to be cargo. Transatlantic ship passage is around £2000 per way from what I know.
Someone should call Indiana Jones to explore the Lost Temple of CWC Sonichu. Maybe he will uncover the fabled lost relics of Chris's Autism Papers, his High School transcripts, and the moldy old remains of his classic shirt. Or a bunch of dead animals and shit stained underwear. Whichever.
Its a monument to the dangers of living your life on the Internet. Something the younger generations need to learn. Chris broadcast his life on the internet for the world to see and ended up attracting a cult of followers who followed his every move. Now there is documented evidence of Chris's High School grades, his troubles with the law, romantic failings, his shitbox car, a cup that he jizzed into on camera, a guy in a pickle costume who stole his "date" from him, the fact that Chris shits himself, and other embarrassing moments have been documented forever for the internet to read about all from some random nobody living in a hoard house in Rednecksville Virginia. The house should be preserved and a required school trip for every Zoomer to tell them "if you act like an idiot online and live your life on the internet, this is whats going to happen to you". Like a Scared Straight program but instead of jail its a rundown house where a guy raped his mom, and instead of inmates screaming at the kids it's exhibits full of Chris's nude photos and a diorama of him shooting a Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Ha at Mary Lee Walsh.
I’m surprised weens didn’t ranshack the house yet for any Chris-Chan “relics”
Thinking about this, this would only happen if Barb wasn't around and the neighbours weren't keeping watch. Plus I assume anyone planning to break in would likely go for the copper pipes first - they are worth more as scrap than the wall of originals.
It’s quite possible that someone is paying the mortgage. We know that someone paid the last 6 month’s worth of taxes on it last month. Next tax bill is due in Dec.
Maybe they were just waiting for confirmation that the house had been abandoned and no one was living there. It's what I would do if I were planning a heist on 14 Branchland Ct.
Oh, we already had that phase back after the house fire. That's how we got documentation of all the school assignments.
Do it then m8.
I'm anticipating someone ends up knocking over a pile of hoarded junk onto themselves and suffocating.
I do wonder why they would keep up the payments on the house if Barb is living with them. If they were trying to sell it it would make sense but we haven't seen that so far. Might be holding out hope of yeeting Barb back I guess.
Not even just that it's a monument to hendoism and uncheck naivevity. It's a warning for mental health and good parenting. And a possible mutlidemensional scp. Also for those waiting for the merge can pray.
There's nothing to say someone hasn't tried and had gotten picked up. Admitting to the internet you got arrested at Chris Chan's house isn't exactly something even spergs would admit too. Plus the neighbors seem to be a lot more interested in the weird people's comings and goings. Stopping to get out, take some pictures on the road, a selfie or two, might not be anything they'll care about. Some dirty looking, out of state plate, weirdo trapsing around the grounds, looking in the windows might get an actual response.
Hoffa is probably hidden somewhere in the hoard.
