DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
This is and will be literally a non issue for the rest of the goddamn world who will wake up, download, and the play the game at their own leisure.

He will still be asleep and can wake up and download no problem.

Time zones how do they work!?
Also, the game is only 2 gb. He just thrives in complaining. It makes him feel special or knowledgeable about something.
 
Also, the game is only 2 gb. He just thrives in complaining. It makes him feel special or knowledgeable about something.
He just wants to make sure his audience knows he is a 'victim' in all the circumstances surrounding him. I wouldn't be surprised if his intro today complains he had to wake up 10 WHOLE MINUTES before stream to download the game, please swing by and support. Nothing he can do, they're trying to keep the working man down.
 
OK I'm going to try to bankrupt myself, you can try this at home, you can be just like me, the mic? it's business related and i still own it, i'm toxifying so i'll debunk you for lying, If you tried to respond with my own content just smiling, I'll wait for your career to die and then i kill you again, and dance on your fucking grave till your slave roots sprout out the coffin, you beef with me? i'm the king shit of squawking, Catherine got too big off that funny doordash, cause when we order, it enough for a dozen people bash, So if i said my wife was a swimsuit model, that would mean i lie and get fucked more than biden does. Jenna St. Jean tried to squat me and call me a user, I blocked her call and told myself she's gone forever. My nerves hurt, and lately my tips have been low.
Almost gave you a winner. Her name is Jenna Lane-Snow
 
Big ups DutchesRolled the matches against that guy have been amazing. Phil is running from him in every lobby when he shows up WOW Phil such a pussy.
NO WAY DOOD the guy was totally using his "bad connection" to take advantage of online abuse and was cheating....in non pignosis land however HELL YEA that guy was amazing and the salty rant Phil gave after their last match *chef's kiss* I don't know about the rest of you but when I get stomped by another player it's wasn't because their connection was bad. I hope DutchesRolled haunts the Pigroach every SF session.
 
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Is it just me or does the pigroaches new haircut remind you guys of that monk from the fifth element lmao.
More like Prince Edmund from the second Blackadder series:
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Or Baldrick from the fourth:
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He's now skimmed an article from Japan about cyber bullying being a criminal offense or something and didn't get the whole story for his stupid podcast or whatever. The whole story was a girl killed herself in college because some assholes fucked her over. The Japanese diet went overboard and is penalizing calling someone an idiot online as criminal and deserving of a fine.

Of course Herr Goutler loves this idea and thinks it should be implemented here because the trolls and idiot moron no life losers in their mother's basements are always lying and defaming him. That should be illegal and you (yes you!) damn dirty trolls should be paying him money for insulting him about his haircut online.

Thank God Phil is too lazy to go into politics because I'd hate to live in his ideal nation. Half the taxes collected would go to Scopely.

Is Khet looking pale too? I know Phil is terribly pale and this photo is shit but if they are the same color doesn't it stand to reason Khet is a pale fat fuck as well?

Pictured: Khet hunting her latest meal
People already talked about it, but that email rings a bell:
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As a suggestion, next time a link to one of his websites is posted (or edited out by moderators), just put it as plain text instead of deleting it, maybe with a disclaimer so that people know.

That way is easier to find in the future, here on KF.
Superhound is a strange sad man.
His hair doesn't look that bad, it's the black paint matted on that looks so unnatural. Plus it makes him look more like a greasy pig.
It does look bad. Everything is uneven and with his hairline there was no way to pull it off without this being the outcome.
 
This is and will be literally a non issue for the rest of the goddamn world who will wake up, download, and the play the game at their own leisure.

He will still be asleep and can wake up and download no problem.

Time zones how do they work!?
I thought Phil wasn't a drama streamer? Why is he purposely assuming that they'd lie about- oh wait, it's views.

Wait, I thought he wasn't Mr. Views?
 
Of course Herr Goutler loves this idea and thinks it should be implemented here because the trolls and idiot moron no life losers in their mother's basements are always lying and defaming him. That should be illegal and you (yes you!) damn dirty trolls should be paying him money for insulting him about his haircut online.
Also by his definition we can also counter sue him because he called us basement dwellers, nudniks, morahns, idiots and kiwifarts, I am deeply offended and require money to soothe this heartache, Phil.

In addition to the offense of having an overweight mom-wife, flaunting a disgusting hairstyle and also having a stupid name like P.P Burnell. Phil should adequately recompense the farms for the above and housing his nontent so he can continue his so called beg-ness.
 
Also by his definition we can also counter sue him because he called us basement dwellers, nudniks, morahns, idiots and kiwifarts, I am deeply offended and require money to soothe this heartache, Phil.

In addition to the offense of having an overweight mom-wife, flaunting a disgusting hairstyle and also having a stupid name like P.P Burnell. Phil should adequately recompense the farms for the above and housing his nontent so he can continue his so called beg-ness.
I agree, dood. You know when Phil called us all “hemorrhoids on his fucking ass?” Well, I am neither a hemorrhoid and I am nowhere near his ass, as I live two to three time zones away. I demand recompense for these erroneous and slanderous lies.
 
He just wants to make sure his audience knows he is a 'victim' in all the circumstances surrounding him. I wouldn't be surprised if his intro today complains he had to wake up 10 WHOLE MINUTES before stream to download the game, please swing by and support. Nothing he can do, they're trying to keep the working man down.
>implying he would ever do any kind of preparation for his "job".
he COULD download it during his """""""""""podcast""""""""""""" but he won't, he'll wait until the "actual" stream starts and sit there and flap his stroke lipped gums some more while it downloads so he doesn't have to play games as much
 
So last nights Third Strike and HD Remix was something.

So lets debunk this shall we.

The 30th Anniversary Collection and the Third Strike Online Edition both use the same netcode.


Its just a rollback netcode. But there is a difference. 30th Anniversary uses a P2P ( Peer To Peer ) meaning that Player 1 hosts the game and Player 2 is a guest. Where as Third Strike Online uses a central server and both players connect to it.

Its a streaming service so no game is actually installed on your PC, just the protocals. This is how fighting games should be done but then there's extra cost for server infrastructure which most developers probably don't want to swallow.

So the lag when Phil complains about it would most likely now soley be on his end.

He should still be playing on Fightcade but judging by how last night went that would pretty much be what would happen on Fightcade.
 
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